London massage shop mini reviews

[myothernameis]

Haha - yeah had similar experiences. Two or three years ago there was a gorgeous young chinese girl in everwell on wardour street (I know, but really) called Kate I think and she used to fuck me if I brought and disposed of my own condoms. Always made me smile walking out into a crowded leicester square and furtively disposing of my package in the nearest bin.

This was a condition of a place in Glasgow, which eventually got closed down by the council, the girls would ask you to bin the condom outside in one of the bins, but not any bin near the premises

[sparkus]

FS offered at no/little extra charge in TCM to regular customers isn't such a rare thing (for me and I assume others).  If you think about it, it's less effort than jerking blokes off, probably more pleasurable and keeps them coming back.

It's the blokes who are going in and demanding it the first time, quite often to women who don't provide it to anyone, who are fooling themselves (I don't mean trying to negotiate FS as demanding it and not taking no for an answer).

[stampjones]

FS offered at no/little extra charge in TCM to regular customers isn't such a rare thing (for me and I assume others).  If you think about it, it's less effort than jerking blokes off, probably more pleasurable and keeps them coming back.

It's the blokes who are going in and demanding it the first time, quite often to women who don't provide it to anyone, who are fooling themselves (I don't mean trying to negotiate FS as demanding it and not taking no for an answer).

I think its just playing it by ear tbh. I agree that going straight in asking or demanding FS or BJ probably isnt going to get you very far but otoh waiting for them to offer is too slow. I just see where the session is and if its going well ask if an upgrade is available. As long as youre polite its no biggie and they’ll just say yes or no.

That assumes you want an upgrade in the first place which often I dont

[sparkus]

I think its just playing it by ear tbh. I agree that going straight in asking or demanding FS or BJ probably isnt going to get you very far but otoh waiting for them to offer is too slow. I just see where the session is and if its going well ask if an upgrade is available. As long as youre polite its no biggie and they’ll just say yes or no.

That assumes you want an upgrade in the first place which often I dont

Same here, I go where the mood takes me really.

I don't think there's any harm in asking, if that's what you want, she can't only say no.  It's the ones who won't take no for an answer (and I've been told they exist) who give punters a bad name and ultimately spoil it for the rest of us.  One told me she had to run into reception topless and have them call the police as the guy was getting quite abusive when FS was declined (and I love to see her topless at the best of times but I can appreciate she must have been quite scared to take it to that level).

[Mothball15]

A few years ago I went to Nature and Health in Newport Court, saw a nice Chinese girl in her early thirties. The first time it was a topless handjob, the second time she was totally naked throughout. The next time I saw her she happily agreed to sex (at no additional cost!), unprotected as it was so unexpected. Thereafter I went armed with a condom, and with the same disposal method as sj above. I had a few more visits with the same outcome until she returned to China.

She's prob still floating around China Town under a different name. They do that a lot.

[221124]

First post.

Anyone been to this place at all?

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Long opening hours and only been open a few months. Just wondering if it is worth a visit...

[Hotandfun5]

Dr Herb in Bethnal Green?

I went to Hermit Road once, no extras offered at all. Older MILF staff. Went back a year and they were fully booked that day.

Let us no if it's Dr Herb in Bethnal Green by want check it out for a while

[Hotandfun5]

Was time short last week so went to Thai place. Old hag was called Patti, and I thought I'd settle for a massage. Absolutely superb. Very skilled and thorough. So I imagined her hands might be very skilled for extra 20 with my eyes shut. Big mistake, rushed and half hearted at same time. Left feeling I was a dog.   I tend to avoid this place

Dr Herb has Annie weds and Thursday's. Young good looking and very enthusiastic stays in room as you undress and leaves you in no doubt. Works hard on massage but very skilled at the tease. 40 agreed for b2b but agree in advance its naked. I find this place consistently reliable but only ever seen the same girl once.

If it was dr herb in Bethnal Green let me no as had eye on that place for a while

Anyone been to Chinese Medical Centre hermit rd canning town?  From Google it looks like a recent rename and repaint. Called 2 girls until 10pm. Can park in McD's on barking rd.  Has the right look, will toftt.

[Qwerty69]

First post.

Anyone been to this place at all?

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Long opening hours and only been open a few months. Just wondering if it is worth a visit...

I was after the same info... Problem is that place is always busy. I asked for appointments two weekends running late morning early afternoon time.. I was told they were busy both Saturdays. Haven't called back yet, plus wouldn't go if there's a match day at wembley... Anyone tried this place?

[Baxter63]

Hello everybody. 

I've had a few escapades, in the massage and FS worlds, over the years and hope to contribute to threads and report on my occasional meetings.

First post and no great revelations, except that I was parked near the Wembley Triangle, one evening last week. The Thai Massage was open, when I was heading back to my car at about 8pm. Went in and the super-friendly, attractive, very smart, milf of a manageress was very welcoming. She doesn't massage - I asked. Pity. They were quiet, she said and she called the two girls out. Attractive Thais and both about 5 feet tall and late twenties. Both in black T shirt and leggings  uniform. Very chatty but aren't all Thai girls? I couldn't stay but I do intend to pay a visit.

Maybe evenings are the time to go? The shop seems to be quiet and parking is easy. Event days are a definite no-go.

[Ozy84]

Hello everybody. 

I've had a few escapades, in the massage and FS worlds, over the years and hope to contribute to threads and report on my occasional meetings.

First post and no great revelations, except that I was parked near the Wembley Triangle, one evening last week. The Thai Massage was open, when I was heading back to my car at about 8pm. Went in and the super-friendly, attractive, very smart, milf of a manageress was very welcoming. She doesn't massage - I asked. Pity. They were quiet, she said and she called the two girls out. Attractive Thais and both about 5 feet tall and late twenties. Both in black T shirt and leggings  uniform. Very chatty but aren't all Thai girls? I couldn't stay but I do intend to pay a visit.

Maybe evenings are the time to go? The shop seems to be quiet and parking is easy. Event days are a definite no-go.

Thank you for your first post.

What a coincidence that you came across this shop last week having had a career in massage and fs and then found this site and became a member.

Did the thai ladies recommend ukpunting?

[Hootie15]

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I tried out this new place in blackheath last night

Originally booked with Pison in Greenwich for me and my pal, got there and they said sorry busy now because 2 guys walked in off the road kmt. So being 9 pm on Sunday drove up the road to this, saw it was open so decided to TOFTT.

2 ladies on reception (not very good looking) very friendly and although closing time was 9pm they said they would see us. So thought why not eh. Paid £45 for an hour

Went in the room stripped off and she got to work shortly after. Massage was decent and she was putting in work. Half way through even took the towel off completely so thought there was hope of 'extras'. Next thing I knew she said "ok 1 hour finish". I was like "what no way!" Checked the time and it was 10pm. So she shorted me like 10 mins but she didn't even ask me to turn over to do the front!! So at that point I just asked wanted to get out being left unsatisfied.

Walking to the car I asked my friend what happened. He said she asked if I wanted a 'happy ending' but I said no cos she was ugly  . He didn't even ask how much.

But yh the lady I saw was sha sha and she said she was the manager. Didn't get the other girls name. Sha sha is like size 10 and has big teeth sticking out the front like a rabbit.

[Ozy84]

 Sha sha is like size 10 and has big teeth sticking out the front like a rabbit.

Bloody hell you must have been desperate

[sparkus]

Blue balls recce today: had to go and pick up car part from South Woodford, stopped by the Chinese shop there.  Was closed up and rang they said busy.  Trip to Leytonstone, as ever old hags in the Thai place.  Was tempted by Stratford Thai but remembered the better women work later in the week.

In the afternoon made it into town, as per Chalton Street reviews, old hags on.  Down the Northern Line nothing doing around Newport Court other than past it MILFs.

In the end just booked a regular, but I really am in the market for something new.  Where have all the cuties gone?

[LLPunting]

Finally met Air at ORBS, turns out she's worked pretty much everywhere in the area and other branches too.

Slim, fit, petite, older Thai, great English, friendly and chatty.  Massage ok, probably has some skills in this area.  She wanted 50+ for topless HR so I declined.   

[Vkcs20]

Everwell in chinatown on Wardour street - avoid!...

Paid for a 1hour massage and “time was up” in 30mins.

Crappy massage with shitty ending.

[Ozy84]

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Anyone have any experience of this place? 

[rebelsurge]

Everwell in chinatown on Wardour street - avoid!...

Paid for a 1hour massage and “time was up” in 30mins.

Crappy massage with shitty ending.

I guess it was Nana, she is notorious for shortchanging on time.

[Hotandfun5]

Drinking night out

Walking past little Newport street ended up asain milf persuading me massage happy ending £40
Went in the small entrance then into room

Paodnat some reception desk then into room, piss poor massage and may as well wanked my self off

Anyway reason saying this at the end when changed sh showed me she had my phone said £20 to get it back

Then put it down her top and walked out room had to get her to walk me to the bank to give her the cash
Like said was drunk or she'd of told where to go

[oohisay]

Drinking night out

Walking past little Newport street ended up asain milf persuading me massage happy ending £40
Went in the small entrance then into room

Paodnat some reception desk then into room, piss poor massage and may as well wanked my self off

Anyway reason saying this at the end when changed sh showed me she had my phone said £20 to get it back

Then put it down her top and walked out room had to get her to walk me to the bank to give her the cash
Like said was drunk or she'd of told where to go

Was this Hong Ning (Everwell), or the walk up a few doors down?

[Jonestown]

Drinking night out

Walking past little Newport street ended up asain milf persuading me massage happy ending £40
Went in the small entrance then into room

Paodnat some reception desk then into room, piss poor massage and may as well wanked my self off

Anyway reason saying this at the end when changed sh showed me she had my phone said £20 to get it back

Then put it down her top and walked out room had to get her to walk me to the bank to give her the cash
Like said was drunk or she'd of told where to go

Drunk or not, this is a serious matter. I think you should properly identify the place this happened and any information on the girl, if only so others will be forewarned.

[rebelsurge]

From reading your post you paid £40 at reception for everything.
Would not be Hong Ning (Everwell) as you would have paid the massage fee at reception. I think it is £30 for half hour and you would have paid the girl in the room for the HE.

[Hotandfun5]

Drunk or not, this is a serious matter. I think you should properly identify the place this happened and any information on the girl, if only so others will be forewarned.

it was next to the kiosk and there few of them as when on street the all (3 of them)
All got close

[hawai5o]

Drinking night out

Walking past little Newport street ended up asain milf persuading me massage happy ending £40
Went in the small entrance then into room

Paodnat some reception desk then into room, piss poor massage and may as well wanked my self off

Anyway reason saying this at the end when changed sh showed me she had my phone said £20 to get it back

Then put it down her top and walked out room had to get her to walk me to the bank to give her the cash
Like said was drunk or she'd of told where to go

Honestly it makes my blood boil reading your post and I am only half pissed myself .She stole your phone and you walk with her to a bank   to give her Ransome money !!??

[stampjones]

Isla - TCM on Star Street (paddington end).

Was no clear name that I could see - just “chinese massage” or something similar. Its the only massage joint to star street though so not too hard to find

Been there a couple of times previously over the years. Absolute dogs usually and they dont do extras but the massage was always good. This time there was a young slim pretty girl behind the desk. Do you do massage I asked, expecting her to roll out the obligatory munter, but no, she did do massage and 5 minutes later, having paid 30 for 30, I was face down as she started the massage.

I still wasnt sure that there would be any extras - added to the wsws vibe. For those into that just know that the massage was good and stop reading now.

So as I say, massage was very good. She really beat the crap out of me. It was all very professional but just the vaguest hints. She moved my legs slightly farther apart. When she did my arm did she brush it against her tits?

After about 20 minutes of pounding she suddenly switched to ultra light dancing fingers running up the inside of my leg and up my crack. Five minutes of that kind of teasing and I was rock hard. I turned. She only does 1 service - HJ for 20. No b2b so I agreed to that. She did allow some touching (clothes still on) and delivered a pretty good pop.

I cleaned up and started to get dressed but no she wanted to do some more so another 10 minutes massage.

In the end I must have been in there 45-50 minutes. Definitely vfm and a thorougjly recommended experience. Enjoy

[hawai5o]

This place used to advertise on acemassage for FS £70 for 1/2hour  as Leceister Square massage . Been there but they tried BS on me and told them to fuck off .

On another visit had a  good looking young Chinese girl by the name Yuan give me a very good Topless Hr with touching for £30 on top of the massage price .

[hawai5o]

I guess it was Nana, she is notorious for shortchanging on time.

Spot on .With that fucking Nana ,once you pop ,the session is over .
That said, she used to be very good delivering owo  with plenty of ball licking  .Saw her outside recently with a very spotty face,Not very enticing .

[Callisto]

Hey fellow OPs, does anyone have any experience of BEN Health & Beauty near Clapham Junction?  It's on the Northcote Road / St John's Road / Battersea Rise junction, where the Nando's is.  External Link/Members Only (at first I thought that was a Dracula  reference, but sadly not.  Dr Acupuncture still sounds like a Bond villain; or perhaps a porno-Bond-remake villain). 

It feels like it must do extras, and prices/hours also suggest as much.

[LLPunting]

Hey fellow OPs, does anyone have any experience of BEN Health & Beauty near Clapham Junction?  It's on the Northcote Road / St John's Road / Battersea Rise junction, where the Nando's is.  External Link/Members Only (at first I thought that was a Dracula  reference, but sadly not.  Dr Acupuncture still sounds like a Bond villain; or perhaps a porno-Bond-remake villain). 

It feels like it must do extras, and prices/hours also suggest as much.

Went one time in the past year, they tried to sell me on the accupuncture but I stuck with just a 30 min massage.  Delivered by a Chinese lady, 40ish, who didn't seem to have much skill but didn't offer any extras.  I was covered with a towel around my waist.  They had up to 6 "therapists" from a few different Far Eastern countries in a tiny catacomb of rooms.
Not inspired to go back for any attention.

[Callisto]

Went one time in the past year, they tried to sell me on the accupuncture but I stuck with just a 30 min massage.  Delivered by a Chinese lady, 40ish, who didn't seem to have much skill but didn't offer any extras.  I was covered with a towel around my waist.  They had up to 6 "therapists" from a few different Far Eastern countries in a tiny catacomb of rooms.
Not inspired to go back for any attention.

Great, thanks.  In which case I'll add it to my NL (Not List)   

[Hotandfun5]

Honestly it makes my blood boil reading your post and I am only half pissed myself .She stole your phone and you walk with her to a bank   to give her Ransome money !!??

Yea as soon as o had got my clothes back in she showed me ur then dropped it down her top
Then like said marched to bank and had to take out £20 she stood near me smirking the whole time

[LLPunting]

Yea as soon as o had got my clothes back in she showed me ur then dropped it down her top
Then like said marched to bank and had to take out £20 she stood near me smirking the whole time

Shoulda just walked her over to the cops and said this lady had snatched your phone and was refusing to give it back, it's in her top and is now trying to extort you for it.  You didn't want to be done for assault so need assistance in retrieving it.

At this point she either has to admit to some serious criminal activity or laugh it off and hand it back. 

[hawai5o]

Yea as soon as o had got my clothes back in she showed me ur then dropped it down her top
Then like said marched to bank and had to take out £20 she stood near me smirking the whole time

Do you remember her name ,Looks ,age ??

[Jonestown]

Yea as soon as o had got my clothes back in she showed me ur then dropped it down her top
Then like said marched to bank and had to take out £20 she stood near me smirking the whole time

This is Little Newport Street we are talking about right, does anyone know the building number ?

[sparkus]

Just confirming in my mind that many shops are now treating punters like mugs and offering up either EE, old hags or scuzzy crims. Thank God for regulars (who say that they get repeat loyal custom like mine/ours for largely these reasons).

[hawai5o]

This is Little Newport Street we are talking about right, does anyone know the building number ?

Here it is External Link/Members Only
Passed outside today . I think its  number 11 next to the walk up and the Building is shared with the Mini cabs office..Further down on the corner is Hong Ning External Link/Members Only

The Phone Box is opposite Hong King on the corner same side .

[hawai5o]

Popped into Newport court massage  19 A ,next to the walkup and had 1/2hour £30 + £ 50 for FS with the curvy bird .There was a new girl youngish by the name Tina quite attractive.but her face had traces of acne .

Been there few times before ..

[hawai5o]

.Further down on the corner is Hong Ning External Link/Members Only

The Phone Box is opposite Hong King on the corner same side .

I had my first Owo there when Nana used to work there  The 2 Milfs working there now  Rose and Anna don't do more  than Naked HR with some touching  ,not worth it.

[hawai5o]

Here it is External Link/Members Only
Passed outside today . I think its  number 11 next to the walk up and the Building is shared with the Mini cabs office..Further down on the corner is Hong Ning External Link/Members Only

The Phone

Box is opposite Hong Ning on the corner same side .

[stonebow1]

I have a hunch that Michelle who works in Balance on Hogarth Road is a post-OP.

[Jonestown]

Here it is External Link/Members Only
Passed outside today . I think its  number 11 next to the walk up and the Building is shared with the Mini cabs office..Further down on the corner is Hong Ning External Link/Members Only

The Phone Box is opposite Hong King on the corner same side .

Ok, thanks for that.

[atmos]

Isla - TCM on Star Street (paddington end).

Was no clear name that I could see - just “chinese massage” or something similar. Its the only massage joint to star street though so not too hard to find

Been there a couple of times previously over the years. Absolute dogs usually and they dont do extras but the massage was always good. This time there was a young slim pretty girl behind the desk. Do you do massage I asked, expecting her to roll out the obligatory munter, but no, she did do massage and 5 minutes later, having paid 30 for 30, I was face down as she started the massage.

I still wasnt sure that there would be any extras - added to the wsws vibe. For those into that just know that the massage was good and stop reading now.

So as I say, massage was very good. She really beat the crap out of me. It was all very professional but just the vaguest hints. She moved my legs slightly farther apart. When she did my arm did she brush it against her tits?

After about 20 minutes of pounding she suddenly switched to ultra light dancing fingers running up the inside of my leg and up my crack. Five minutes of that kind of teasing and I was rock hard. I turned. She only does 1 service - HJ for 20. No b2b so I agreed to that. She did allow some touching (clothes still on) and delivered a pretty good pop.

I cleaned up and started to get dressed but no she wanted to do some more so another 10 minutes massage.

In the end I must have been in there 45-50 minutes. Definitely vfm and a thorougjly recommended experience. Enjoy

Sounds OK - thanks for sharing! (Adds it to his list    )

[Vkcs20]

I guess it was Nana, she is notorious for shortchanging on time.

Didn’t catch her name unfortunately.

[sparkus]

I had my first Owo there when Nana used to work there  The 2 Milfs working there now  Rose and Anna don't do more  than Naked HR with some touching  ,not worth it.

Rose is firmly in the 'should be paying the punters' camp.

[sparkus]

Natural Ways Holborn. Older staff called Ivy said she'd be doing the massage so I split. Seemed nice but not for me.

[hawai5o]

Rose is firmly in the 'should be paying the punters' camp.

If ever there was a real lazy cunt ,its her with that Blank look on her face & Garlicky Breath . Not very enticing even on  the second and last time i went with her when she accepted fully naked HJ with sticking fingers in her pussy and it was for £30 .

[hawai5o]

Saw a butch looking woman coming out of Ever Well  Lisle Street waving goodbye to Lisa after coming up the stairs presumably after a very satisfying massage session .

[Vkcs20]

China Health massage in Bromley South, very good massage and good hr, i think the girl’s name is helen.

Will definitely go again.

[sparkus]

If ever there was a real lazy cunt ,its her with that Blank look on her face & Garlicky Breath . Not very enticing even on  the second and last time i went with her when she accepted fully naked HJ with sticking fingers in her pussy and it was for £30 .

I should have walked. I guess she doesn't notice her gut when she's stood in the mirror applying her coat of Dulux.

[sparkus]

Saw a butch looking woman coming out of Ever Well  Lisle Street waving goodbye to Lisa after coming up the stairs presumably after a very satisfying massage session .

I've only ever once encountered another punter in a TCM, when I was saying bye to Kelly downstairs in her shop and a butch woman barged past me and said something grumpily to Kelly about how she'd been waiting ages to see her (Kelly was hanging off me and dry humping at that point).

I wonder if it was the same one.