Hi All, need to tell you about my experience with Sweet Jessica,
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Called and arranged booking, all seemed good with text for postcode immediately although booking not until later when she started work.
The venue is large appartment block in Chinese quarter, given door number but could not read the numbers on keypad, no doubt lots of sweaty fingers rubbed them out. Almost an arguement to get the door opened, I was pressing what I thought were the numbers and a chinese person shouting at me. Jessica would not just let me in, and there am I for a few minutes on phone pressing numbers, looks a bit obvious. Anyway, let in by a nice chinese couple who were leaving who luckily disregarded warning advice on posters. Good direction to door via maze and lift, then downhill. In hindsight, should have left there and then.
Door opened, me expecting a 5ft 4 in attractive blond,met by a six foot plus brunette in bra and panties and a bit of a belly. Lead to room and I changed my order from 1 hr (which was £100 to half hour for £70.), thinking that I will try and cut my losses Heard of bait and switch but this is ridiculous. I ask her where is Jessica and after a broken english conversation,a blonde appears stating there has been a mix up. Dont know how as I was on the phone for the last 15 minutes up until 30 seconds before knocking door.
Then herded out of room to blonde's room, looked a bit like Jessica but nowhere near as attractive. I had asked for uniform but she was in a dressing gown, and appeared a bit startled as if not ready for me. Could see she had a massive pair of tits, probably pushed up by her bra, dont know where they may have gone when released.Did consider a tit wank may be alright but was not certain. Figure looked a bit larger than in the photos, could have a bit of a stomach, and scared that once money exchanged, the goods may not be up to scratch. Decided that I would go against the grain and try and get out. Her phone was ringing and she was talking polish or some language to someone, my phone also rang and the name Jessica came up and she started to apologise for the mix up. The only glitch was that I was not talking to her, could have been in a Faulty Towers Sketch.
I saw my chance and kept talking to her about coming back to see Jessica and as she was busy, she didnt try to stop me, out to the lift, like a thriller, doors took ages to close, expecting minder to come out of the flat, but luckily nothing happened. Then I get a text from Jessica apologising for the mix up and saying she is lying there waiting for me. This seemed odd as she must have known what had happened. Goodness knows who I have been talking to.
So away PDQ, £100 better off. In the past, I would have stayed not to cause a scene, but I thought, fuck it, I'm not paying £100 to be fucked around. She should be paying me for 2 hours wasted journey.
I would like to know what bitofluff thinks of this as I went on his positive review, whether he thins she resembles her photos. I will not be too harsh on Jessica, it could have been a mix up, or possibly Jessica was tired and thought I would not mind seeing the other girl. Jessica did not look like she was ready for a meet anyway. As for her looks, she was not unattractive and possibly on any other day I would have continued, but I feel she was not in the same league as her photos. When it starts bad, it isonly going to go one way. In fairness, she did not make it awkward for me to escape so it is a weak negative.
Sometimes I wish we could go back to the old days when you went into a sauna, three or four girls paraded in front of you, normally a couple decent, everyone spoke english, into the room, paid, massaged, fucked the arse of the girl, back in the hot tub, wanked off then home with a bag of chips,all for under a fiver, well fifty quid.
Well,thought for the day, next time I will have a backup plan. Enjoy your easter bunny hunt, better luck than me.
Mike.
