Apologies for any errors, posting from a phone.
Who:
External Link/Members Only, old link
External Link/Members OnlyWhere: Tower block near Edgeware Road tube
How much: £150 for two hours (special offer)
Services: FK, RO, OWO, CIM, sex
The girl: Accurate pics
Would I return: No
Short and sweet: decent gfe but nothing more than that. Not particularly skilled but a very nice girl and enjoyable company
TLDR: I booked Mel after a post she put on UKE entitled ‘Exclusive offer’. The exclusive offer turned out to be two hours incall for the price of one. I looked at her profile on UKE, AW and saw a bunch of positives on here so thought that was pretty decent value for money. I contacted her on UKE to confirm services and away we went. In the last year I’ve booked almost exclusively UKE women and I must say, Mel had never been on my radar as she rarely posts in either the forums or the media section so the meeting didn’t have the usual sense of familiarity and felt far more like a standard AW booking, in more ways than one.
Location is a large tower block a short walk from Edgware road. Fairly scuzzy area and loads of traffic at the door so I didn’t have to buzz, and had already got the floor off Mel. The apartment is serviceable but not what you’d call nice. Shower was fine. Bed is a fucking disgrace, the slightest movement makes it rattle and squeak, and the pillows have seen better days. Mel is as her pictures suggest: slim, leggy, blonde-ish, small perky tits, nice bum, little tummy which she seems determined to lose. Personally I’d be put right off if she lost any more weight. Fairly pretty face with enhanced lips (she said as much). She’s friendly, chatty, good English. Has that habit of calling you baby which did start to annoy me. Greeted me in a ludicrously tight little dress as I’d asked for something to remove.
I said I’d go for a shower in a minute and started off with some kissing which was an immediate alarm bell. Her mouth feels absolutely tiny. Like there was barely any room for her tongue in there let alone mine too. And she always moved her head back when we were kissing even after I said “you don’t like deep kissing?” and she had a stab at it but really we never got beyond open mouth with a little bit of tongue. It’s not a big deal for me as I like to use the tongue sparingly anyway but I’d have liked the option. I stood her against the wardrobe with her ass sticking out and took of her panties, everything clean and fresh. She’d mentioned in our messaging that she doesn’t like to be licked to hard and as RO is one of my big enjoys I took heed of this and took things slowly, eventually getting rid of all the clothes and moving to the bed.
I grabbed a quick shower once she was starting to get wet and came back for some owo. I asked her to get on her knees but she just crouched and gave some fairly underwhelming and clumsy head. She asked if we could move to the bed where thankfully things got much better with me on my back. Now, there’s nothing massively wrong with Mel’s oral, maybe a little toothy at times, but I think I’m becoming a bit snobby and it definitely fell far short of spectacular. She did try and deep throat me and I think she managed to get the whole thing in but I’m average sized at best so if you’re well endowed I wouldn’t get my hopes up. In fairness to her she did make me cum while we were in 69 and she held her head on me while I shot and kept working after before leaving to deposit my load elsewhere.
We had a good chat when she came back. She’s a good conversationalist and has been at this a long time and it was interesting to hear about the way she’s seen the industry change (although it did make a lie of the age on her profile unless she started working when she was 14!). We had a smoke together which is something I’ve never done with a WG and I kind of enjoyed it. It’s a shame two hour bookings are a luxury I can’t usually afford. I went down on her again for a while and apparently brought her off, then she got on top for CG and RCG where I came again. Another chat before a final round of fucking in mish for a third pop.
On the whole I definitely don’t regret booking Mel though but I won’t be going back and I definitely wouldn’t pay that much for a single hour. She’s a good GFE but I think I now require a bit more from a punt so a neutral is the most I can give here.
