External Link/Members OnlyCalled and booked this girl late March 2017. Called this girl on a whim as others in the area didn't really take my fancy and she seemed to have decent reviews.
Comms were good and no hassle. Arranged time and drove to postcode. Upon arrival I text her to let her know I was there only for her to reply that she was running late and if we could start 10 mins later. Not a problem.
When I finally got to her place I was greeted by Lorraine who facially is not stunning, I would say maybe a 4-5 tops, but she was friendly and I thought 'oh well I came this far why stop now!?'
Flat is small and only her there no dodgy security people in other rooms, so I felt safe which is important. Exchanged paperwork and proceeded to bedroom where we talked for a little longer and then started to FK, well I tried to anyway.
Lorraine had an 'interesting' method of FK whereby she literally sticks her tongue out into your mouth and moves it around. There was hardly any lip to lip contact which is disappointing and kissing/sucking/licking her tongue becomes tiresome after a while. I also felt like I had to constatntly engage in FK for her to reciprocate only to be greeted with a wet tongue. Not the greatest.
I asked her to have one of her toys ready for the meet when I text her, This was prior to booking on AW, to which she agreed and said that she had plenty to hand. I was disappointed when I got there we we getting undressed and I asked her about it, she went looking for it in her box and took atleast five minutes searching for it and in the end could not find it. I don't know if she did this to kill time or genuinely did not know where it was, either way I was disappointed as I wanted to use a few toys with her.
Took part in RO, fingering, squirting OWO. The RO was great, shaved pussy and tasted good. She was responsive to it and seemed to enjoy. It was great until she farted in my mug as I had my tongue in her pussy. I'm not talking about queefing I mean full blown ass gas in my face
. She did this once and I immediately winced and she apologised, I thought about leaving but had already paid so decided to say it was ok and Continued in the hope it was loud but NOT proud! Thankfully it didn't stink up the place.
So there I am getting into some really wet RO and she decides to let another one toot straight into the kisser! WTF! She was really embarrassed and apologised again but i decided I had enough of being microscopically shat on and figured I may get pink eye at this rate! RO stopped at this point and decided it was time for her to work on me.
The OWO was ok, she insisted on wiping your dong with a wet wipe before she put it in her mouth though, which for me really killed the mood. However, I did read on previous reviews that this is something that she does so at the same time wasn't really surprised. She also insisted I wipe my hands with a wet wipe before touching her punsnatcha! Again, not something that has ever happened so a bit weirded out especially as I turned up immaculately clean and showered. I believe she did notice this as a shower wasn't offered at the beginning of the meet.
The sex was good, Lorraine has an unbelievably toned body and is very very petite. Her boobs are small I would say a-b and some of the pictures on her profile can be a bit misleading in size. They look bigger on her profile than they do in real life so not sure if they have been photoshopped or what. Multiple positions took a place, missionary, cowgirl, doggy, 69. Best position was probs doggy as she has an incredible ass for such a small lady and you get a great view.
Lorraine seemed to be really into squirting and did not hold back when RO was taking place or when I was inside her with my fingers. Let's just say we had to put a towel down as vagina juice was plentiful and abundant!
I booked for the hour but decided to stay for an extra 30mins hoping that the experience would improve. Sadly, I didn't feel like she made up for farting in my grill! Having said that though Loraine is lovely as a person and pays a lot of complements to you during your time together.
Rating from 1-10
Value for money - 4
Looks - 4
Personality and interaction - 7
Skills - 5
Eproctophilia (Fart fetish) - 10 apparently for her, -10 for me!
Overall I'd say it was a decent punt when you overall look past the downsides, I had a good time in the end and left somewhat SCATified!