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1 review(s) for Swaggalady (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]

Offline ed2spread


I went to see Linda a while ago, based in clapton, initially didn't leave feedback as her profile seemed to have dissapeared before i noticed it back up again and felt compelled to share my experience with you.

Linda's flat was not easy to find but was literally 2 mins away from the rail station in some sort of estate with some very poor lighting (not much of an issue during summer).

She looked much older than her pics, around her 40s. I should've walked there and then but once again i was thinking with my other brain, hoping the punt was going to get better from then on.

Services wise i went for oral without - was okaish, claimed she could deepthroat (not true), allowed for cim but does not swallow (which apparently she insists on her profile). Paid extra for anal (£50 extra) but after 2 mins she couldn't take it anymore (am not that big), then normal sex.  All in all for what was £180 it was one of my worse punts.

Would not reccomend.

« Last Edit: June 06, 2013, 05:53:47 PM by ed2spread »

1 review(s) found for Swaggalady linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Ali Katt

Sorry you had a bad 'un. There were plenty of warning signs, even on her profile, obviously this is no fault of yours, I've thought with my dick before, I'm hoping I'm a bit wiser as to not do it again.
Age listed as 30 in her profile text, 35 on the lower page, you say she is nearer 40, which I'm sure is more likely.
No pictures of her stomach, judging by her ass I'm guessing stretchmarks.
Q. can you take a big one    A. all sizescatered for
- obvious bullshit.

Personally, I don't find her attractive and she is way overpriced, but your report will help others.  :thumbsup:

A member since 2011 with only 2 feedback and a body that looks like a melting chocolate ice cream  :vomit:  What were you thinking ed?

Offline ed2spread

i don't know what i was thinking at the time - with thai suzi gone for her trip at the time thought i'd try another local escort, she had 1 good review (which in hindsight i now realize was probably false) and thought i'd try her out... never again i tell you

Offline Davidov

My experience was different from that last report. I saw her in fulham
A month ago. A nice flat , with enough light and a comfortable bed. She is mature..maybe early 30's and with big tits and an african arse. I had owo which is what I wanted and managed 3 times in the hour...and she swallowed the lot. Nice personality too. Will be going again...think she may have moved from fulham

Offline Vortex77

She looks as if she's got a pancake bum. Doesn't look appealing at all.

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