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Q. Do you do BBQ? A. No, and pkease don't ask about tks.
(we are doing food bbq gags yeah?)
Yeah, and no big sausage jokes.... I think she used to live in Frankfurt err, or Hamburg
Yes we are, please ketchup
she's inadvertently brought up an interesting extra that a wg could offer. after the sex, she goes and makes you a tasty sandwich. personally I'd forego the last 5 minutes of a punt for a Bacon and egg sandwich
ManbatYou would forgo the 'money-shot' for a sarnie....................now me I would demand the sarnie be preapred beforehand and as I am about to cum, I reach for the sarnie and bite into it at the magic momment - I get a mouthful, she gets a mouthfull
that does make more sense. if she could also arrange for there to be football on the telly for me to watch.......