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Offline BTB

I know this has probably been discussed on other forums, but is anyone else just fed up with the lack of reliable WGs who:

1. Answer the phone in person.
2. Are honest about what they do and how they look.
3. Do not wait till you get to them, discover they don't speak a word of english other than Oraal, Aanaal etc and then promptly deny that they are able to perform any of the services listed on their profiles.

Rant over but I am missing the good days about three years ago when there were lots of British girls and the EE were Hungarians who were brilliant value punts.

Advice, abuse, opinions welcome.

Offline TaniaM

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I'm a brit, I answer my own phone and I tell the truth, there may not be that many of us, but some of us are straightforward

Offline BTB

Thank the gods that there are some out there.  Without wishing to incite accusations of being xenophobic towards some nationalities I have got to say that I am quickly becoming disenchanted with ever visiting a lady who is listed as being Romanian.  Bad experiences galore.

The thing that really ticked me off was a recent punt with a girl called Sandra in Swindon who arrived, was pretty, great kisser etc and who confirmed both on the phone and in person when I met her that she did CIM (a pre-requisite for me) but then after money had changed hands and we were on to the vinegar strokes kept making suggestions that maybe I should lie on my back and let her finish me off (so to speak).

When I asked her why, she said that if she was allowed to then try and get me to cum in this position she could shield what she was doing with her hair and then pull away at the last minute because really she never did CIM. I was visibly annoyed and gained great pleasure by asking her to kneel on the floor to finish on her breasts but also managed to get a good lot into her hair.

Offline TaniaM

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Nice one.

I'm brutally honest, have a very very short like list, but it works for me, if its not there don't ask, if its there fill your boots. And quite frankly I'd far prefer CIM than a sticky mess in my hair face and god forbid burning my bloody eyes

Offline Stiltskin

Totally fed up here too.

A few years ago there was maybe a dozen new girls (new to me) that I was desperate to see, both locally and across the country. Now there are just no new girls that I get excited about at all.

It's bloody annoying when you get a trip away somewhere, to somewhere you rarely go and you can't find a single decent girl out of pages of profiles.

Offline Stiltskin

The thing that really ticked me off was a recent punt with a girl called Sandra in Swindon...

UK Sandra by any chance? She was yet another disappointing punt for me.

Offline BTB

Feel your pain.  The thing is that even when loads of profiles pop up after doing a search and they have some positive feedback, you almost have to be a forensic detective to try and ascertain which of the buggers who wrote the feedback are fake themselves.

Pretty sophisticated for a scam but eventually you can start making out patterns.  I saw a girl recently who had pretty positive feedback but in person was a lot heavier than the pictures, did not do what she said on her profile and was as mechanical as a robot.

Offline BTB

Stiltskin, you hit the nail on the head.  What a shame as she seemed to have a nice personality but to be honest I don't want to fuck her personality. Just say what you do and be honest about it.

Incidentally any positive experiences around Swindon? I have seen Kity22 a few times [[Link hidden, login to view]] or [[Link hidden, login to view]] , including when she used to work from Bristol and she has always been good.  She is also quite kinky and likes experimenting.

Offline Warwick

Thank the gods that there are some out there.  Without wishing to incite accusations of being xenophobic towards some nationalities I have got to say that I am quickly becoming disenchanted with ever visiting a lady who is listed as being Romanian.  Bad experiences galore.

The thing that really ticked me off was a recent punt with a girl called Sandra in Swindon who arrived, was pretty, great kisser etc and who confirmed both on the phone and in person when I met her that she did CIM (a pre-requisite for me) but then after money had changed hands and we were on to the vinegar strokes kept making suggestions that maybe I should lie on my back and let her finish me off (so to speak).

When I asked her why, she said that if she was allowed to then try and get me to cum in this position she could shield what she was doing with her hair and then pull away at the last minute because really she never did CIM. I was visibly annoyed and gained great pleasure by asking her to kneel on the floor to finish on her breasts but also managed to get a good lot into her hair.

This is the sort of nonsense that results in Prostitutes and Clients becoming adversaries instead of sharing the same goals. I get the impression it used to happen once in a blue moon whereas its now 50% or more. When I first tried it you'd be welcomed and you both knew what it was all about, and both enjoyed to the max. Now it's all about scoring off each other.

This is why guys and gals, you're all getting a chip on your shoulders, about how the other have behave.

I wouldn't expect real CIM unless swallow is listed. Many of the ones that just list CIM have a habit of taking it out of their mouth at the critical moment - which I HATE,
 
« Last Edit: June 05, 2013, 03:36:48 pm by Warwick »

Offline Warwick

Nice one.

I'm brutally honest, have a very very short like list, but it works for me, if its not there don't ask, if its there fill your boots. And quite frankly I'd far prefer CIM than a sticky mess in my hair face and god forbid burning my bloody eyes

Your profile, if it's the one I think it is. Has got the right sort of number of likes which imply you've thought about what to put on there. The ones that are fully stocked you can't believe. I like anything up to about twenty. That looks promising.

(pity no swallow though) :music:
« Last Edit: June 05, 2013, 03:38:22 pm by Warwick »

Offline Stiltskin

Sorry, I haven't got any recomendations, I've never had a good punt in Swindon.

I thought UK Sandra was going to be my first decent punt there. She's got a pretty girl next door look, a good body without being stick thin and this is just what I go for. However although she was friendly enough, there just wasn't any spark there for me. Her house (if you can call it that) was pretty grim too which didn't help. I'm just glad I didn't pay for the hour.

I've hotlisted Kity's profile, thanks.


Offline TaniaM

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Your profile, if it's the one I think it is. Has got the right sort of number of likes which imply you've thought about what to put on there. The ones that are fully stocked you can't believe. I like anything up to about twenty. That looks promising.

(pity no swallow though) :music:

I do I do, I was taught as a child that it's rude to spit.

Tbh, I didn't even realise there was a swallow button there.

I shall go check right now .

There was and I ticked it, thanks Warwick  :kiss:
« Last Edit: June 05, 2013, 03:59:29 pm by TaniaM »

It may have something to do with which part of the market you're looking in.  And which part of the country you punt in.

Because I'm the age I am, I would feel uncomfortable seeing someone as young as [[Link hidden, login to view]] , particularly if her first [and, in kity's case, her second!] language isn't English, even though she's undoubtedly attractive.  Which is why I see mature Escorts, whom I'm sure many punters on here wouldn't touch with the proverbial bargepole, and frequently have return visits.

They may not be earth-shattering; but, of the 9 punts I've had so far this year, I've enjoyed all bar one.  And isn't that what it's all about?

Or is that a subject for a new thread?

Online smiths

I know this has probably been discussed on other forums, but is anyone else just fed up with the lack of reliable WGs who:

1. Answer the phone in person.
2. Are honest about what they do and how they look.
3. Do not wait till you get to them, discover they don't speak a word of english other than Oraal, Aanaal etc and then promptly deny that they are able to perform any of the services listed on their profiles.

Rant over but I am missing the good days about three years ago when there were lots of British girls and the EE were Hungarians who were brilliant value punts.

Advice, abuse, opinions welcome.

As ever with punting my advice is to be very cautious and suspicious with the WG having to show she is honest. Sadly that cannot be a given, and never has been in my 30 years of punting.

My experience in my early punting days in the 80s into the 90s was it wasnt any better than it is now and price and services wise its better now than then. Thats because of EE WGs coming here. Sure there are bad WGs about of course, its a case of if you know about this forum using it to increase your chances of good punts.

Some punters dont help as they think with their dicks which is what all bad WGs rely on punters doing, and punt irrespective of the lies they know they have been told. I used to do so myself, not anymore. We even have punters on here prepared to punt through pimps they already know from previous experience have bait and switched them or others. Even some very experienced punters on here would punt with WGs that practice B&S. Apparently because its a practice they see as impossible to stamp out they just accept it. Whereas i would rather cut my dick off with a rusty knife than give a WG and/or a pimp my money under those circumstances nowadays.

Offline BTB

It may have something to do with which part of the market you're looking in.  And which part of the country you punt in.


Fair point, but I am unfortunately hampered by my desire to have carnal relations with people between 18 and 30 with the pre-requisites of being able to CIM. I am also a bit scuppered due to where I live (Swindonish). I am meeting a girl in Oxford tomorrow who sounds promising, is English and if her texts are to be believed is unapologetically filthy (in a good way).

Anyone met her [[Link hidden, login to view]] or [[Link hidden, login to view]] yet? I promise to put up some feedback after the meeting. Fingers crossed - she lives up to expectations.

Offline Warwick

There was and I ticked it, thanks Warwick  :kiss:

That's good. It makes a big difference to the experience. Not the actual swallowing, but the confidence you have that it's not going to be a sudden disappointment. Most girls who do it seem to find once they get used to it, that it's better to just swallow it straight down - and dare I say one or two seem to quite like that. Any reservations you have about hygiene you should check out right at the beginning. Amazing how many girls don't even give it a cursory glance. That's another thing actually. Girls who really check it out thoroughly give me a lot more confidence that such things even cross their minds. There's too many slap dash for my liking.

Offline Warwick

Anyone met her [[Link hidden, login to view]] or [[Link hidden, login to view]] yet? I promise to put up some feedback after the meeting. Fingers crossed - she lives up to expectations.

If you're going that far out of Swindon, why don't you give Louise a try. In Reading. She's on here a bit so she knows what is required and she's young and very experienced. AWuser ID is 942436 (I'm not affiliated to her in any way BTW)



Offline TaniaM

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I'm well versed in the art of swallow, mastered the art years back, a curl of the tongue and its down the back of my throat, don't even taste it.

That was in my previous life too.

Don't get me started on hygiene, I'm fanatical about my own, and brusque with visitors, if a shower is needed then a shower is had or there's no way you're getting into my room.

Offline NIK

I know this has probably been discussed on other forums, but is anyone else just fed up with the lack of reliable WGs who:

1. Answer the phone in person.
2. Are honest about what they do and how they look.
3. Do not wait till you get to them, discover they don't speak a word of english other than Oraal, Aanaal etc and then promptly deny that they are able to perform any of the services listed on their profiles.

Rant over but I am missing the good days about three years ago when there were lots of British girls and the EE were Hungarians who were brilliant value punts.

Advice, abuse, opinions welcome.

Welcome to the reality of punting.  With rare exceptions this is how it mostly is and mostly always has been.

Don't believe the 'never had a bad punt' lying crap you see on other forums.

Offline ParisB

Nice one.

I'm brutally honest, have a very very short like list, but it works for me, if its not there don't ask, if its there fill your boots. And quite frankly I'd far prefer CIM than a sticky mess in my hair face and god forbid burning my bloody eyes

 Up the nose is worse


Offline Jimmyredcab

Welcome to the reality of punting.  With rare exceptions this is how it mostly is and mostly always has been.

Don't believe the 'never had a bad punt' lying crap you see on other forums.

One of our "respected" members suggested earlier that it's just me and you who have bad punts.   :crazy:

Offline blue

Welcome to the reality of punting.  With rare exceptions this is how it mostly is and mostly always has been.

Don't believe the 'never had a bad punt' lying crap you see on other forums.

Also don't view punting through rose tinted spectacles (as another member has said many times); the reality is quite different. :hi:

Offline rpg

Also don't view punting through rose tinted spectacles (as another member has said many times); the reality is quite different. :hi:

And I have said many times and will continue to say...."It doesn't have to be".

Offline Marmalade

One of our "respected" members suggested earlier that it's just me and you who have bad punts.   :crazy:

No. We all have bad punts. But not everyone makes a career out of it Jim. ;) ;) ;)

Don't mind me - your advice is invaluable, as is Nik's: but the occasional success inspires hope. I remember what happened when Nik was challenged to have a good punt: poor sod, from what one could gather, either had a good punt with a right fucking nutter or had a crap punt but was sworn to silence.

But in case any newbies pick this up wrong: spotting pitfalls is the biggest part of ensuring a good punt, and JRC's advice is generally very good.


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