SuzyTigerLady3 caveat emptor in Ashford

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Ever had a punt where the sum somehow just doesn’t equal its parts?
I feel a bit harsh giving this a Neutral, but its how I felt.
I was slightly off my manor but I had a spare afternoon down Kent way and
fancied an older milf with big old charlies.
Rummaged around on here and AW and plumped (pun intended) for this one

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Comms: Good. Initially through AW, quick phone call,  and then by text on the
day including rather elaborate, but accurate parking instructions
Services:£100 for 1 hour –bargain?  My big mistake- I made no specific enquiries
(schoolboy) and thought I was getting a bit more than I did. Services enjoyed
OWO, RO, covered sex in variuous positions.
Looks: AW pics very accurate, age 48 actually plausible for once.
Location: Small private estate in Ashford, very nice and tidy, free parking,
venue is her home which is a rather nice modern garden flat, very well presented
and spotlessly clean.
The Punt:
Enter the flat to meet Suzy, initial impression is not bad, accurate in relation
to pics, quite tall decked out in retro lingerie, a bra and heels.
Quick hello, a quick gentle kiss and a smile and some chit chat, no shower
offered but none requested or needed either. Led into the adjacent bedroom – The
subject of payment came up fairly quickly and dealt with.
A bit of stroking and caressing then I’m ordered to strip…onto the bed and I’m
instructed to unfetter her fairly impressive (fake) tits…plenty of flirty chat,
and boob play and sucking etc.
She straddles me and then commences BJ…not bad technique, a little bit of DT bit
of spitting and ball licking, I’ve had both better and worse.
It was after a bit of this that I leant forwards to kiss her and got the old
turn of the cheek manuever.
MASSIVE TURN OFF for me.
Didn’t read the small print properly, did I? she states French kissing (at
discretion) …now, I don’t smell, I’m not THAT hideous, and I’d just necked half
a packet of polos…(maybe she doesn’t like mint?) dunno – This wasn’t just no
DFK, it was no kissing – period.
I was a bit let down…and to be honest so was little Sed, her fine previous BJ
work receded somewhat
Then possibly the high point of the punt, she gave me a fucking good wank.
Seriously impressive technique as a masturbatrix, strongly gripped the head and
the shaft, bit of lube and spit…she got me Incredibly  hard in no time, I felt
like I was in one of those Lady Sonja vids.
Moved on to a bit of RO, she has a very neat shaved pussy and started to respond
– ah, now perhaps we are getting somewhere…
Rubber on – bit of mish, then Cowgirl with those cracking tits in face…things
are looking up, tried another kiss….nah.
Then  flipped her over, for some deep doggie, a few more fakey whimpers
And so it goes on…I fucked her…not a lot of interaction on her part. The
minimum.
Finally she suggests I finish over her gorgeous big tits – good idea I think and
she pushes me down and leans over me rubbing her bangers all over my cock while
I finish by hand “hang on a minute” I think…this is less of cumming over her
tits and more of cumming over myself with her tits in the vicinity…which is
indeed what occurs..
Clean –up, a bit more chat, (she is very agreeable and a decent
conversationalist) and off I go.
And that was that. Big smile on my face? No.
I’m pretty sure it was the lack of kissing, If she had gotten into some DFK this
review would probably be glowing…but she didn’t, and I left feeling relatively
ambivalent.
She delivered everything she thought she was supposed to, did it with consummate
professionalism, at a very good price, but there was little or no passion, faked
or otherwise, an old pro doing a job.