Hello l'm new to the Rhondda

[Bartrog]

I am not new to reading UKP , but I have taken over my old granma house near Pontypridd as I am redeployed here. I really appreciate all your help and advice for the area.

[np500]

Don't tell people you have taken over the old grammar house near pontypridd, I don't know if that's just a turn of phrase for you  ? But if that's a specific land mark building, local punters will now know you live there ?

[vw]

Don't tell people you have taken over the old grammar house near pontypridd, I don't know if that's just a turn of phrase for you  ? But if that's a specific land mark building, local punters will now know you live there ?

Granma house, his grandmothers old houe translated not the grammar house !   

[Corus Boy]

I am not new to reading UKP , but I have taken over my old granma house near Pontypridd as I am redeployed here. I really appreciate all your help and advice for the area.

There are a couple of reviews for some girls in Ponty, but I have no personal experience.

There was a small group working out of Merthyr but not very good.

[np500]

Ha ha  , I need more drugs, it's the only way for me, or spec savers or both, sorry to hear about your gran ! I feel the pain all these years on .

[OMellors]

I am not new to reading UKP , but I have taken over my old granma house near Pontypridd as I am redeployed here. I really appreciate all your help and advice for the area.

Like Red, sorry to hear about your old Granny.

Don't know what your preference is, or what you are looking to spend but I can recommend Alice, External Link/Members Only

She alternates between Cardiff and Ponty, as does Natalie

Also Erotic Sian is the real deal, but she lives 15 minutes or so (drive) from Ponty
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Also Ageisjustanumber is very friendly, and has really body wrenching orgasms

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If you fancy a bimble down the A473 there are a couple close to the M4 that have been reviewed on here.  Check it out

Other than that I think it is probably down to Cardiff.

Hope the above helps - let us know how you get on and good punting

O

[Bartrog]

Thanks for the quick response, l have been working on this old terrace house before my granmother died it needs a lot of hard work. But I promised her l would make her proud of it one day. I have lost count of the times l have read this area on UKP. Forgotten almost what a lovely lady feels like working in a new job and rest of time on the house. Thanks again to making me feel welcome l hope l will be here for a very long time in Wales.

[snaitram99]

Don't want to sound too parochial, but you might offend some people if you regard Pontypridd as being part of "the Rhondda". It is now in RCT (Rhondda/Cynon/Taf), but it was in Taff-Ely and before that had its own Urban District Council (pre 1974 I think). The boundary probably lies somewhere between Hopkinstown and Trehafod.

Sorry for nerdiness  but wouldn't want you to get in a fight down the pub that would curtail your adventures!

[Bartrog]

When you are told proudly by your granma "She's from the Rhondda and proud not like them in Cardiff " Yes get it drummed into your brain. it's a nice quiet street in Trealaw so that's what I know l'm from a place near Reading. Much nicer down here so far. Thanks for the geography lesson thou.

[np500]

Thought it was the valleys , political correctness gone mad !

[OMellors]

Never heard Sir Tom refer to himself as a Rhondda Cynon Taffian.  Are you quite such about this!

I think B's Gran was on the money

O

[newforthisyear]

I used to live in one of the small towns near Ponty. Lovely place, very friendly people, very quiet area too..

[crfc]

Don't want to sound too parochial, but you might offend some people if you regard Pontypridd as being part of "the Rhondda". It is now in RCT (Rhondda/Cynon/Taf), but it was in Taff-Ely and before that had its own Urban District Council (pre 1974 I think). The boundary probably lies somewhere between Hopkinstown and Trehafod.

Sorry for nerdiness  but wouldn't want you to get in a fight down the pub that would curtail your adventures!

You haven't read @owenins on twitter then I take it 
The man is ever so slighty unhinged..

[snaitram99]

When you are told proudly by your granma "She's from the Rhondda and proud not like them in Cardiff " Yes get it drummed into your brain. it's a nice quiet street in Trealaw so that's what I know l'm from a place near Reading. Much nicer down here so far. Thanks for the geography lesson thou.

If your're in Trealaw you are definitely north of the border and in the Rhondda with the coal (well used to be) and the sheep, not in Pontypridd (less coal, fewer sheep). 

I think there used to be a girl in Ynyshir, not far away, but not seen her myself. Other than occasional girl in Ponty, your best bet is train or road to Cardiff.

[Bartrog]

You have obviously decided to give me a wide variety of options for punting  which I appreciate thanks. Back in Reading it was very straightforward hundreds in a radius of ten miles from all over the world and some extremely hot ones having a few weeks rest of London. Not the same here must look at your UKP advice. My work is going well  ( now waiting for a keyholder to turn up )  l will be reading the reviews each day and soon ascash allows will go south to THAT PLACE as gran would have said 

[Bartrog]

Spent a few hours with UKP reviews and cross checking with AW and Visastreet plus a few odd websites. Yes you are correct l have to go South for the real action. Cash wise there is not much difference than in the Reading area. Im  looking forward to soon find my first Welsh little lady.

[HughJardon]

Welcome on board Bartrog,  sorry to hear about your Bubby

I think your well positioned location wise for punting in South Wales. There's been some good Reccys thrown at you but what may I ask is your type

[OMellors]

Welcome on board Bartrog,  sorry to hear about your Bubby

I think your well positioned location wise for punting in South Wales. There's been some good Reccys thrown at you but what may I ask is your type

Ah!  Hugh's hit on the true and time honoured test.  Does it bleat or doesn't it?  No time for all this borough boundary bollocks

O

[Bartrog]

Fortunately I am not too fussy, slimmer frame with a reasonable bust. Long hair, red does have a good effect on my sycy silly really most are dyed hair anyway. My favourite is OWO and plenty of DFK, but I would bet we all want these two options. A clean tidy location is a most l don't like dingy one lamp rooms. It was mostly ok to be far in Berkshire and the surrounding areas. Now that the weather is good l have been looking around the area during driving for my job. I have realised that I have come to a really great place to live much better than being that close to London. Today l went to a place called Ogmore by sea along the M4, truly fantastic now home and the sunshine is amassing. All l need soon is a great enjoyable punt down south l expect. Sorry about going on but I never thought I'd like Wales so much.

[James999]

I am not new to reading UKP , but I have taken over my old granma house near Pontypridd as I am redeployed here. I really appreciate all your help and advice for the area.

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[snaitram99]

Didn't think he was a troll but hey, what do I know? 

I was a bit worried he might have given out too much identifying info!

[OMellors]

Didn't think he was a troll but hey, what do I know? 

I was a bit worried he might have given out too much identifying info!

Snailtram, you sound just like my brother in law.   It's not you is it?

O

[snaitram99]

Snailtram, you sound just like my brother in law.   It's not you is it?

O

Yes you are Mellors and I am your brother in law. Do I win £5? 

[OMellors]

Yes you are Mellors and I am your brother in law. Do I win £5? 

Yes, and you can have your sister back as well.   Please!

O

[snaitram99]

Send the £5, increased for inflation since Lobby Ludd's days,  and I'll take her back to pimp her out 

[hiho]

for those of us who are ignorant ( or naïve as we would prefer to phrase it)in what manner was he "trolling"? it seemed a fairly innocuous exchange but he appears to have be sent to the seventh ring of hell - in internet terms

[STAR-LORD]

Pardon me for asking, I live in Mid-Rhondda Valleys, 2 towns away from Trealaw, well 1 actually - what was he banned for?

[OMellors]

Pardon me for asking, I live in Mid-Rhondda Valleys, 2 towns away from Trealaw, well 1 actually - what was he banned for?

Tolling - Internet slang, a troll is a person who  starts arguments  by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages   with the intention  of provoking readers  -  for their own amusement

Seemed a tad harsh to me, but it's not my call

OM

[snaitram99]

Seemed a tad harsh to me, but it's not my call

OM

Didn't seem to me from this thread that he was trolling either, although did go into too much detail about himself maybe. Possibly there were other things we don't know about. 

Anyway Mellors, where is my £5 - and what have you been up to with Lady Constance? 

[OMellors]

Didn't seem to me from this thread that he was trolling either, although did go into too much detail about himself maybe. Possibly there were other things we don't know about. 

Anyway Mellors, where is my £5 - and what have you been up to with Lady Constance? 

You're sounding alarming like my brother in law. So much so I'll let you have it when I next see you

Working on a review re Lady C but being a humble country lad I do have such problems with this reading and writing and such

OM