I opted to TOFTT: Mistake. I had an exchange of phone calls with her....I told her she'd put on weight and looked all the better for it... and we agreed a meet, As requested I called 15 minutes before I was due to arrive. No response. I arrived at the address (road) and phoned again....no response. Right, fuck it then, and drove off. I received a text message saying she was "nearly ready". Oh that old chestnut I thought and waited 5 minutes...no further contact. Opted for a minor sightseeing tour and saw honey31 having a row with a bloke outside Lebeqs. At that point I figured I was breathing in all the toxic air of "poor decision central" and left town with money still in my pocket. Bottle of Vodka at the neighbourhood Tesco and the realisation I have no work to tomorrow and Tottenham won 3-1 away made up for a lousy night mainly spent driving on the M4