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Author Topic: Belfast - Any help would be welcome  (Read 13843 times)

Offline rpg

Hi There
         Native of Belfast here you will have no trouble at all in Belfast accent or no ,Today its so differnet to the troubles, we dont have the same problems we did then,Belfast city centre is the same as any Euro Capital these days no areas that I would say off limits tourists everywhere.
Mind you with that we have had increase in other  problems drug paeedling and Child molestation.
On a brighter note there are some great punts to be had.During the troubles this was also a desert for Escorts.
Belfast Megan is fantastic can be found on AW, Tigerlily is a stunning natural redhead and also very friendly.Megan is a little more open to Kinkier stuff lol
Lots of girls on Escort Ireland are super as well Agatha is stunning tiny Cypriot.Lana is a beautiful Italian who works with a Brazilian Mary Jennifer




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Take Pot luck you will be fine
 Regards Lee
Enjoy the silly seasion and get out your Union Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Offline markw

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Offline ParisB

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Ha ha  ...

he's probably been kicked out of his hotel for excessive internet usage of porn and attempting shag a hooker  and trying to get 2 separate  hotel bills

his employers have sacked him for bringing the company name into dispute

his credit cards have been cloned   and ran up huge bills from the sex chat lines he tried to use ( but he couldn't understand the Irish accent)

He will be wandering around Belfast not knowing where to go and end up marching on the Parades

his flight with easy jet been cancelled so he will have to come home on the ferry 

his wife his planning to divorce him when she can actually find him

.... and he still didnt get a shag let alone a blow job   Poor Bloke -  What is it they say Man Plans, God Laughs


Im sure he is doing just grand though   :lol:

« Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 11:20:14 PM by ParisB »

Offline lovingfacials


Ha ha  ...

he's probably been kicked out of his hotel for excessive internet usage of porn and attempting shag a hooker  and trying to get 2 separate  hotel bills

his employers have sacked him for bringing the company name into dispute

his credit cards have been cloned   and ran up huge bills from the sex chat lines he tried to use ( but he couldn't understand the Irish accent)

He will be wandering around Belfast not knowing where to go and end up marching on the Parades

his flight with easy jet been cancelled so he will have to come home on the ferry 

his wife his planning to divorce him when she can actually find him

.... and he still didnt get a shag let alone a blow job   Poor Bloke -  What is it they say Man Plans, God Laughs


Im sure he is doing just grand though   :lol:

Paris

Haha that made me laugh..................back home in Blighty was a busy busy week, will post later with a full report

cheers to all again for advice and tips it was much appricated

LF

Offline rpg

Paris

Haha that made me laugh..................back home in Blighty was a busy busy week, will post later with a full report

cheers to all again for advice and tips it was much appricated

LF

LF you're home unscathed...welcome back!

Offline lovingfacials

Belfast Report (boring no punting warning)

Home from NI..............Was a enjoyable/busy week, realize now why it was so hard to get into ParisB recommended hotels, the early part of the week The  G8 held their summit near to Belfast so  many journalists support staff etc booked up every room, restaurant etc from Monday - Weds........and by the looks of things all the w/g'S as well.

Anyway flew over on the Sunday, got to my hotel (Days Inn) and relaxed in hotel for the Sunday evening, was surprised how compact Belfast is as a city and how vibrant it also seems, although I got the impression there are areas best not to stumble into !!!!!!

Minor changes to routes/driving etc all linked to G8 & NOGo areas and so early part of week was work hotel luxury wank bed, work............by mid week a couple of clients took me to various Bars in & around the Waterfront  I fell heavily off the wagon  :drinks: :drinks:

Also was given good local knowledge of do's/dont's no football shirts celtic/rangers/hibs/hearts etc was a key one as was not bringing up the troubles or Maggie or offering an opinion etc on these issues in case some nutter takes um bridge........no going to certain areas after dark, the usual city precautions

On a side note my next visit in 6 weeks or so im taking my golf clubs and trying a few courses and also have been invited to stay the weekend with a clients family & do some sightseeing!!!!!!!

I did get to do a drive through to see the house murals along Shanklehill road etc...........strange to see kerb stones FLAGPOLES etc painted to reflect the area one is in!!!

Anyway by mid week was happy to try to get an incall in but its seems a lot of the w/g's were 'resting' after the busy few days earlier in the week so couldn't agree anything i was happy with, and in truth was happy not to as I wanted to get the feel of the place, city etc and now done this will be happy next time when hopefully things less busy to get punting..........

anyway thanks again to all those who offered advice/good wishes

LF

Glad to hear you had a good visit to Belfast, if you get a chance when you're back in the province the north coast is well worth a visit - that's where I'm from so I'm a bit biased   :music:  It's only an hour from Belfast, there is loads to see like the Giants Causeway / Bushmills Distillery / Glens of Antrim and more top golf courses than you can shake a broom handled putter at. 

That's my bit done for the Northern Ireland Tourist Board. :hi:


Interesting that you mentioned the difficulty in securing a punt as I've encountered similar problems this week, all the NI WG's must indeed be taking a break to recharge the batteries so to speak.

Belfast Report

Also was given good local knowledge of do's/dont's no football shirts celtic/rangers/hibs/hearts etc was a key one
as was not bringing up the troubles or Maggie or offering an opinion etc on these issues in case some nutter takes um bridge........no going to certain areas after dark, the usual city precautions

LF

No disrespect, lf; but I bet wearing a Telford United shirt there would confuse them! :D

Offline ParisB

security was a nightmare and hotels were overprices by 3 times the usual amount   -    one girl who tours regularly was questioned at the airport at belfast as to why she was visiting so i think a lot girls just didn't bother as a lot of hotels had more security and might have made seeing client more difficult especially the big hotels like Europa Raddison   

Should all be back to normal this week though

Did you have any problems getting on the internet  and how did you find Days Inn  - did you get one with a walk in shower  :lol:
« Last Edit: June 26, 2013, 02:35:42 PM by ParisB »

Offline lovingfacials

RL - haha, no mate the mighty Stags are welcome globally...........

Ossie - the areas you mention are exactly what clients have recommended and offered to show me on next visit

Paris - Really nice hotel, i thought all the secuirty was normal for Belfast, so will be glad next time to see it a little more quiet, Airports were a joke, luckily I had all work relevant paperwork etc so not too much hassel...no for me had a regular room with regualr bathroom arrangements....

Internet - stayed off it & used by bank of downloaded smut to enjoy a LW - as I say it was a more see how the land lies sort of trip what with all the extra stuff with G8 going on

Heres hoping for some action next time both punting & otherwise
« Last Edit: June 26, 2013, 03:05:52 PM by lovingfacials »


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