Amy from DiorEscorts:
External Link/Members Only Location: Warren Street, near Euston station
Price: £150 p/h
Comms: Okayish
Accommodation: Sketchy, small, nasty.
So I was in London for the day (originally from West Midlands, Brum) for some business. Finished a meeting and was feeling very horny at the time so went on my phone to google the local punts near the Euston Train Station. I haven't punted for about 9 months or more, and even then I've only done it a few times, so I was looking for something special, and I was expecting something special considering I was in London. Looked on AW girls but couldn't find any nearby who were available last minute - my fault considering this was not pre-planned. So I looked at a few agencies, and found three girls who were nearby and available. Narrowed it down to Amy and two other girls, but I wanted someone with big boobs and decent ass.
She looked decent on her pictures but I was of course skeptical as they're highly photoshopped with airbrushes and shit, but when you're horny you don't fucking think straight. Called the agency, they helped me narrow down to Amy and so I booked last minute, and walked my way their to her flat/apartment. Got there, you get buzzed in and have to walk up a fucked up stairs. It's really weird place, like drug dealers heaven. Walking up thinking to myself what am I doing, but my dick made me carry on. Knock on the door and I'm greeted by a sexy blonde girl, thinking are you Amy? It wasn't amy, was one of the other girls whom I was considering (wish I picked her tbh). She then calls Amy and Amy answers her room and I walk in.
First impressions: she's pretty good looking, but looks nothing at all like her pictures. Her hair isn't brunette anymore, it's blonde which didn't bother me. She was still hot and sexy, but looked nothing like her pictures - but I don't think her pics are fake, just heavily phoitoshopped. She greets me with surprise for turning up 10 mins early, so she's wearing normal clothes (fleece and jeans).
Room: The room is...obvious. VERY small box room, with just a bedroom and a small TV with her Xbox One she plays. Very very hot inside the room. It's not a dirty old room, but just small and nothing else to do or walk around but go on the bed. But I guess that's fine..
So she tells me she needs to have a shower first (I requested to the agency she wear a business dress) - she wasn't aware or told this by the agency so she had no idea. She had a shower and just put on a normal robe, which wasn't the biggest deal as I was horny. She goes for a shower and I'm just sitting in her room contemplating to myself to just walk off or not - but at this point I had given her the £150 cash so I may as well stay. She comes back, looking very hot, so I guess thats the good thing. Her body is 8/10, boobs are AMAZING. Amazing, big natural breasts. But she tells me she's on her period in 3 days so I can't squeeze her boobs as they're sore which is annoying - can't she just take the days off ffs. Anyway, I give her a hug and she tells me to undress. I then go in for a kiss and she keeps avoiding it, I ask her what's wrong? She says she doesn't do that service...Now on the website and when I spoke to the agency on the phone, they told me she does full GFE including french ksising, OWO, etc.
That's red flag number 1 in terms of service.
Then, she starts asking me if I do drugs which I respond "no". I asked if she meant weed which I don't really do but at the same time I don't consider a drug. She meant cocaine - which was the MAJOR turn off. That's no joke of a drug and made me really contemplate what the fuck I'm doing there. Then, she gives me head but WITH the condom, as she doesn't do it without. Another lie from the agency, (remember she's £150 fucking quid!!). She doesn't even do a handjob without a condom.
The only upside to this was we had a decent conversation, not the best but decent. After finding out about the drugs stuff and all the lies, I told her I don't want any sex at all as it was a major turnoff. She's a sweet girl though, and we had a good convo but in terms of the service it felt mechanical. She didn't look to horny at all, so in the end she just gave me a handjob with the fkin condom on. Imagine, this was all for £150...
I'm glad at the very least we had a decent convo, but wow this is money down the drain. Agency of pure lies, false pictures, and robbery.
I do not recommend this agency whatsoever.
Which I didn't act on such an impulse in hindsight, but I guess it's lesson learned.
