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Author Topic: parlour service under any other name ...  (Read 1221 times)

Offline Marmalade

Sometimes when I walk in to an 'indie' appointment, there are just one too many clues ...

It starts with a small towel arranged in a fan-shape pattern on the bed. In sweet Edinburgh, this is the biggest give-away. Then there is the roll-call. "What do you like?" Then, "What else do you like?" Or for the really swift, "Are you ready for me now?" All these, to me, shout that the girl worked in a parlour (Scottish: 'sauna'). Standardised, lobotomised service. A few of these 'service providers' even have the built-in 'time's up' knock on the door, 5 minutes after (or before) the end of the set time paid for.

Compare that to girls who've never worked in a sauna and each, for better or worse, will have developed their own style.

It's also a dead giveaway if an Indie wants to start your time with her by massaging you.

Offline Melb

Yes, been there. All the trademarks.

Offline Marmalade

Good points. And I mean some of them give ok service for a sauna. But if that's what I wanted I could just turn up at LSS or BSS any time i wanted. What's more I can book an outstanding performer at those. My reason for going to an indie is to get something a bit better than the standard parlour routine.
 :rolleyes:

I wish there was a search tick box on AW: "hasn't worked in a sauna"
« Last Edit: June 02, 2013, 05:31:29 PM by Marmalade »

Offline NIK

Yes, been there. All the trademarks.

+ 1

Many times. I also think a decent gfe should involve mutual undressing rather than leaving the room and expect you to be bollock naked when they return ready for the bloody massage.

Offline Marmalade

+ 1

Many times. I also think a decent gfe should involve mutual undressing rather than leaving the room and expect you to be bollock naked when they return ready for the bloody massage.

Agreed. I do prefer her to open the door clothed, but don't always specify. I think it's basically that she's both too lazy to keep changing and also doesn't want to risk messing up her 'decent' gear. Doesn't stop her having profile pics in a glamorous Calvin Klein and Jimmy Choos, with a top free make up from a local department store. Then she opens the door in a cheap Primark nightie . . .  :rolleyes:

Offline Melb

Many girls think gfe is a vanilla service i.e. If it's not pse it must be gfe.


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