External Link/Members Only Massage by Jeni
Located about 10 mins walk from Southport rail station. Not easy to find using directions supplied by Masseur.
Texted at 9am to ask for an hour's appointment at 11am. Received a text back at 11:25 to say I had an appointment at 12 midday and massage would be £35. I texted back to say that I couldn't make 12 and would 1pm be okay. Received another text to say, yes, 12 would be okay. I again texted back and said 1pm, not 12? Had to leave home to make the 1pm appointment and received another text which said "what time you coming tell me". Another text to say 13:00, is that okay and finally a reply to say okay. Arrived on train at 12:50 and proceeded to walk to the premises. I was given number 8 and I eventually found a row of houses numbered 1 - 7, but no 8. Called the shop, was told to" look for the off licence and we next door". Several calls, 1 mile and 30 minutes later, I finally found the shop. It is nowhere near an off licence and is actually next door to a second hand/antique shop.
Greeted by an Asian lady in her 30's (guess), small and petite, slightly better than average looking, dressed in a floral dress, that wouldn't look out of place in Grease! She was pretty enough to think about her unloading my sack. She was quite snappy and seemed to blame me for being late. First thing she said was "massage £40". I said she had quoted me £35 and she said this was for basic massage, if I wanted oil £5 extra. I asked to use the toilet and she said "toilet 40p". I laughed and walked past her, in hindsight, I think she was serious.
Told to lie naked on the bed (I'm thinking positive thoughts right now) and proceeded to undress. Massage room is very small, just enough room to shuffle round 3 sides of the bed. Poor, soft mattress, but clean. Room was far too warm AND the bed felt heated.Massage started along with the usual small talk. Asked the usual questions and it soon became apparent that she didn't like answering questions. She told me she was from Laos and then clammed up. She kept randomly saying "give me your account number and sort code" and frankly, I just ignored her. after 40 minutes of a very poor massage on my back using hot oil and the weirdest conversation I had ever had, she heated some damp towels up and started to wipe the oil off my back. It was at this stage that she started to wander near the old boy and do some CC swipes and I stood to attention when she told me (randomly) that she was a "dirty bitch". Sadly it all went down hill from there, she turned me over, briefly and poorly massaged my legs, whilst telling me she was not good at massage. (glad she told me or I would never have guessed!) She did some crazy leaning on my body with all her weight on my legs and groin and then said "okay, massage finished".
I don't normally ask, but I needed to unload, despite everything and I said do you do extras. She looked at me and said extras? and I said YES EXTRAS. She then said "I am frightened, boss has to give me permission to do extras (pause) only joking - no extras!" and walked away. I got dressed in silence and said goodbye as I left and she said "have a good day".
Sorry to ramble guys, but this woman (Jeni) has serious issues, can't massage and rambles about earning a wage and how she needs money and then acts like that. I have tried to keep it brief, there is far more. For the full story, please PM me.
