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Offline Moss

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Hi Ted, just wanted to pop on and say hello to show you I do keep an eye on forums and reply when appropriate.

Good post and good advice to others.

Just wanted to clarify a point regarding numbers. Full parties of 14 are not the norm. Even when it is full, people get the impression that the 2-1 ratio is maintained from start to finish and every girl spends every moment with two guys. Now as much as some people might be capable of acting like the Duracell Bunny, most aren't and take lots of breaks to socialise, have a drink or nibble or indulge in interactive porn ie watching.

Apart from the initial 15 minutes or so when it starts, the rest of the party settles into a nice routine where some guys are on break and others playing so no one ever gets left out.

Every party is different as its momentum is created not only by the girls there but also by the banter of the guys.

As you guys always say, do your preparation and research reviews from various places.

Moss

Offline smiths

A fellow UKP member has PM'd the following question which might be beneficial to other LMP newbies with similar questions.
If any experienced LMP'ers want to share their thoughts on those questions & answer then please do, as I only have had 1 visit at LMP


a) what is the best time to go there where the number of guys are minimal?

I have only attended 1 party and it was a full house. As stated in my review it is all pot luck on the male attendees at the party, there is no way of knowing unless you decide to phone hour(s) prior to the party and enquire - whether you get an honest answer i do not know!!

b) can we cum on the girls body?

This will be down to the girls discretion and from reading other LMP reviews majority of girls do/will allow COB and 1or2 girls have done CIM/Facial I think mostly towards the end of a party session (if i can remember correctly) BUT always ask the girl at hand first!!

c) do the girls take a shower after getting fucked? i mean i dont think i can give a girl daty after seeing her get fucked by someone?

Girls do take showers during the party BUT this is down to the girls discretion - If all the girls took shower after every penetration from a rotation of 14 punters in a 2hr period then they will be spending a lot of time cuing in & out of showers and resulting less play time for the punters resulting in a slow party and limiting the fun - So do expect back to back action in all sexual acts with baby wipe, unless you happened to catch a girl coming out of the shower then she will be "fresh" after her quick shower for DATY

I did not do DATY or DFK at the party as I could not be 100% sure when and what girl had taken a shower and when. Even if i did catch them after they had a quick shower/mouthwash I still felt this was not sufficient enough for me to engage in those particular sexual acts at a party - each to their own!!

d) how long do they allow for you to fuck a girl?

As far as i am aware there is no limit on how long you can fuck a girl, it is a party and free flowing BUT mostly it is down to the girls discretion and she may ask you politely to take a break if you have been with her for awhile as well as the party etiquette of girls being available for other punters and ensuring they are not being monopolised and allowing every punter to have a fair share to all the 7 girls.  However If you happened to be having a 1-2-1 and no other punter is around then technically the girl(s) should be available to attend to your needs within the 2 hour party.


e) say after a guy has lick a girls breast does she clean it or take a shower?

Baby wipes are ALWAYS used before and after any sexual act, shower will be at the girls discretion (I do not think they would take a shower for having there nipples licked) - As stated above it is a free flowing party with a rotation of max 14 punters to attend to on a 2:1 ratio - they need to be available to the punters majority of time without slowing down the party and maximising punters fun.

DO READ MORE LMP REVIEWS - to get a better picture of what to expect in regards to your question.

I also got the same PM, and my reply was similar to yours in fact.

My impression was the poster was worried about hygiene, fair enough of course, but as i said and you have also said if the WGs took a shower every time a punter licked their tits other punters would be hanging about for much of the 2 hours.

If the thought of other guys is that much of a put off perhaps parties arent for you, although as i said you wont know unless you give it a go.

There is an unwritten etiquette rule at parties that most punters pick up quickly in my experience, dont treat it as a 121 and hog a WG. Most punters do observe this but a few dont, and these arseholes have to be moved on politely by the host. Now if its quiet there isnt a problem hogging as long as you make way or let another punter in to share a WG if he wants to.

My overall advice is to relax and enjoy. As Moss said after the initial rush things will quieten down and there will be plenty of opportunity to get stuck in, and if able to stay stuck in for the whole party. It will as ever depend on the actual guys at the party but i have been to full ones where after that initial rush i rarely saw another punter punting, they were either watching or on breaks, in fact the WGs and Em seeked them out, some still didnt punt. On the other hand i have been to a party where there were 6 punters in all but we were all punting for most of the two hours so it seemed busier than a full one. Unless you know the punter already you will never know until the party starts and progresses how active the other guys will be obviously.

Curious6705

My impression was the poster was worried about hygiene, fair enough of course, but as i said and you have also said if the WGs took a shower every time a punter licked their tits other punters would be hanging about for much of the 2 hours.

If the thought of other guys is that much of a put off perhaps parties arent for you, although as i said you wont know unless you give it a go.

I got that impression quite strongly too. I'm afraid my reply was a little lazy - I think these or similar questions have been asked over and over. That's not to say it's not OK for a newbie to ask them again - it's maybe the point of a forum like this - I have to congratulate other posters who have been more patient and helpful than I.  :thumbsup:

Offline Ted Bear

Yes it would be beneficial if newbies posted on the forum thread with questions so more input from experienced members can advice and others can read and hopefully not ask the same questions in the future as it can become repetitive.

all the best

Offline vt

Hey I feel left out...I didn't get a PM!!   ;)

Here's my take on the answers...

a) I've overheard Em tell guys on phone that the 4-6pm parties are the least attended, but it is very much pot luck. I've seen parties ranging from 6 to 16 guys (with 8 girls) and I generally attend weekdays 1-3pm.

You really don't want a low attendance party (7 guys or less) as the girls have way more energy/stamina than the guys, it usually ends in slaughter as the guys take longer and longer breaks and the girls come 'hunting' for you...be careful what you wish for!!

Somewhere around 10-12 guys gives a really good mix of MMF at the start, wall-to-wall 1-2-1s through the middle as guys take breaks to reload, then multiple girls on you at the end if you happen to be the 'last guy standing'.

Full attendance is not the norm, there's often a no-show or a guy running late, or a guy leaving early, but even with 14 guys you can have great fun, a lot of sharing at the start, some 1-2-1 time with a bit of banter and sharing here and there, it's great to see how the greedy girls love a cock at each end, then there's often a big orgy at the end as everyone left standing moves into one room for the final push!

b) Ask the girl where she wants you to cum, usually tits/body, occasionally mouth and of course in her pussy with a condom.

c) The girls are pretty good at using the wipes and shower as necessary so that hygiene isn't a problem. Your level of squeamishness will determine what you do as regards RO, you generally relax more about this as you attend more parties. Of course if you punt 1-2-1, the girl may have just had a quick 'whore's wash' before you arrive, just that you likely didn't see the previous punter and what he did to her, but the same result.

d) The action is very fluid, you have to be ready to share, you won't be allowed to hog one girl for the whole party, esp if others want to join. If you want to see all 7 girls in 2 hrs...work it out...you have approx. 17 mins with each one without allowing for any breaks. There's no shame in moving on even if you haven't popped.

e) Girls use the wipes or take a shower to clean up after each partner, including nipples that have been licked.

Hope that helps!!  :)

I would like to add my praise too, LMP is a seriously HUGE amount of fun. Get down there and enjoy  :thumbsup:

Offline amri

hi all,

thank you so much for the reply and yes i agree this sort of questions should be posted on the forum. again many tanks for the insight and reviews.

yes mybiggest worry is of hygience. i likegiving oral sex to a girl and i dont think i can lick a pussy after some guy has gotten all his sweat on her pussy few minutes before that without her taking a bath :(. worst is a guy cums on the girls breast and i so happen to lick on her nipples yucks!

parties are not for me i guess. again many thanks for your contribution. well at least for now but i might change my mind.. will post a report if i do go LOL


Online fredpunter

I just received a text from a mate who attended a party at lmp this afternoon. He tells me only one other bloke was there, and seven girls. If you were the other bloke can you confirm he is telling the truth. And I've told him next time he has 7 women and only 1 other bloke there, tell me at the start, not the end!!!!!

Offline amri

by the way do the girls allow fingering or dfk?

Offline Moss

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I just received a text from a mate who attended a party at lmp this afternoon. He tells me only one other bloke was there, and seven girls. If you were the other bloke can you confirm he is telling the truth. And I've told him next time he has 7 women and only 1 other bloke there, tell me at the start, not the end!!!!!

Fred, your mate was winding you up. We actually had a special on today and had 10 girls partying and only one guy!

You shouldn't let him make you jealous like that with his wind ups

Moss

Down to each girl what they will and won't do ask nicely and you will be fine thinking may revisit LMP after a few years absence just hope Moss still has his normal chair to dispense his pearls of wisdom

Online fredpunter

Cheers moss, he is frequently not the most reliable source of info :-)

Offline amri


thats it  i have decided to go this saturday party or friday party if i can get off early

friday has 3 really sexy girlswith a body to die for

but saturday has omg that toni is  really a good one... and bia omg the tits of life.. man for saturday my mission would be to munch toni pussy like a fat kid eating a cake! toni is really hot!.. is it possisble to ask the girls and guys to join in in a group session? man i am so psyched up to get have a go at toni while sucking on bia's tits.. holy shots..

moss can you clarify cdo fingering, rimming and dfk the girls.. i am clueless on the service at this party?  is anal possible?

Offline Ted Bear

Luckily we have moss at hand to confirm any fantasy BS :D

Just out of courisity say only 2 punters did turn up to a party, would that party still go ahead??? :wacko:

A I know is off menu not really good for parties IMO - would take it slowly and you will be fine if u do the 4 hour option I wouldn't plan a big Saturday night out!

Offline Moss

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Ted, we do not cancel parties due to numbers or lack of. One quiet party  is like advertising. Take Fred's mate. If we really had only 2 guys and 7 girls why would I deny? It would show we keep our promises.

As for what happens at a party, that is all at the girls discretion. The only thing I will state categorically is no anal. This is something we decided is not a party thing. As for fingers, tbh, very few girls are comfortable with this. Unfortunately, it is the easiest way to cause the maximum pain and damage to girls as a slightly ragged nail can cause a tear internally so don't be surprised whenever a girl says no.

Remember, parties are totally different to 121s with much more interaction and the more fun the girl has, the more fun you will.

Moss

Offline Ted Bear

Ted, we do not cancel parties due to numbers or lack of. One quiet party  is like advertising. Take Fred's mate. If we really had only 2 guys and 7 girls why would I deny? It would show we keep our promises.


it was a curiosity question and not to question LMP integrity..
Now that would be a F'ing amazing luck :crazy:. Did mention I only live a bike ride from the New SJP venue :lol:
« Last Edit: July 02, 2013, 09:12:39 PM by Ted Bear »

Offline Tailpipe

Ted, we do not cancel parties due to numbers or lack of. One quiet party  is like advertising. Take Fred's mate. If we really had only 2 guys and 7 girls why would I deny? It would show we keep our promises.

As for what happens at a party, that is all at the girls discretion. The only thing I will state categorically is no anal. This is something we decided is not a party thing. As for fingers, tbh, very few girls are comfortable with this. Unfortunately, it is the easiest way to cause the maximum pain and damage to girls as a slightly ragged nail can cause a tear internally so don't be surprised whenever a girl says no.

Remember, parties are totally different to 121s with much more interaction and the more fun the girl has, the more fun you will.

Moss


I have never been to a party but I am planning to visit you guys did you sort this robe issue out.

By the way you post make sense to me and cannot  see anyone having a problem with what you have said .


Offline Moss

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Not sure you would have the energy to ride home after a low ratio party!


Not sure what the robe issue really is. We purchased new or additional stock of everything when we moved to SJ. We have somewhere in the region of 60 robes and a couple of hundred towels. All are bagged up after each party and service washed at a launderette every morning at 8-30 and collected at 11am.

Hygiene is top priority and remember, these parties are run by ladies not men so clean doesn't mean pushed out of sight. If you stand still for too long, Barbara is liable to detox and polish you!!

Moss
« Last Edit: July 02, 2013, 09:18:09 PM by Moss »

Offline amri

hi moss,

thank you for your feedback.. i am so into tony now she looks really hot in your twitter account...

moss if you  dont mind me asking are overweight people welcome? i am kinda huge actually well around 300 pounds and above 50? am i welcome at the party? i will probably opt for the 2 hour party to get a feel... but truth be told my weight is the issue here and would it bother other poeple at the party.. being naked in front of other guysespecially with other hot girls looking would be nerve wrecking for me :(

i dont want to be in a situation where i am being made fun off.. i hope no such incident has ever happeened at lmp ?

Offline Moss

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Amri,

No one is out of place whatever size, age or race.the girls will treat everyone the same

Moss

Offline amri

thanks moss.
will take the plunge this saturday and see how it goes ....toni looks too amazing

Offline Ted Bear

Not sure you would have the energy to ride home after a low ratio party!

Moss

I dont think I will have the energy to put my pants on :lol:

Offline shyguy

I just received a text from a mate who attended a party at lmp this afternoon. He tells me only one other bloke was there, and seven girls. If you were the other bloke can you confirm he is telling the truth. And I've told him next time he has 7 women and only 1 other bloke there, tell me at the start, not the end!!!!!

Fred

Dont let the truth get in the way of a good story !  :lol:

Yes it was a quiet party in comparison to some i have been to, but there were i believe around 6 guys there at the height of the action, although as with all parties the numbers do drop towards the end of the party. I can also confirm despite the low numbers, the full compliment of advertised girls weere still there  :P

SG




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