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Should have seen this coming, but 5 mins from work so thought i would toftt.
Texted to check if anal included, she said yes but at discretion. So i texted if normal size is it ok, she said "have to see you". I guessed no anal at that stage but went anyway. She also said CIM extra £30.
Get there, good looking but worse than photos. Bad boob job (not worst but bad). hand over £100 for 30 mins cash and she disappears for 5 mins. I call for her as need towel to shower and no response. 2 mins later comes back with waft of smoke chasing her (assume had a fag). She tries and fails to open dryer for 5 mins (where only towls are apparently) then tells me to start shower. In interim she has admitted that she wouldnt do anal today as "wrong time" so i said why not say that in text and she shrugs.
Get in shower, 5 mins passes and after i stop shower for a bit and restart to keep warm while waiiting she comes in and says "you better run to bed" and laughs and i ask to repeat as i don't understand and she says "you better run to bed" and i say "you mean no towel?" and then she shrugs. (Btw her english weirdly seemed reasonable - the problem was her obtuseness throughout ...).
Anyway get in and start with OWO, i then ask if anal would have been ok if "another time" and she said "only if you chinese" and then "i mean tiny dick not race". Ok so text lies confirmed but no surprise and i had already discounted that TBH.
Then sex in couple of positions. Then oral again for 20 seconds before she lubed my cock and started wanking furiously to try and make me cum (no chance though). Anyway I said "please some more sucking" and she said "cannot as all this lube - yuck!".

So she tried oral for further 5 seconds before going back to wanking furiously again. This was now about a bit over 10mins after i got out of shower with no towel. She then said "you have to help me come on concentrate!"

So i said "what do you mean ive only been here 20 mins" (not bothering to reference that much of that time had been spent by her getting a fag and then trying to get a towel. She then sighs and gets her phone out and starts furiously texting and her phone keeps beeping (it had already been beeping for texts throughout but this was more texts plus an alarm at the 20 min mark). This went on for 5 mins - which felt like ages - i moved into several different positions finally lying down to just rest (making "whats happening" noises and shrugs at her every now and then- but she would not look up while she dashed of a long series of texts).
Finally she stops and says "you need to concentrate now come on" and having been ready with a lot to say i was left speechless once more

So after recovering my composure i said something along the lines of "i don't understand what you are taking about we have a lot of time left and what have you just been doing what was all that about, please could you get on with it"
She then said "do you want to leave?" And i said "no, i want you to get on with it what are you doing?" And she said "ok i want you to leave". So i told her that she was a liar and thief and I would review what happened and she said "do that" and i said "yes i will - thats what i just said".
Then occurred to me i should at least get the extra £30 for CIM back given there wasnt even a cum. Didnt think worth bothering to try and get any of the 70 back for fact i had only had maybe 15 useable mins with her. But she said "no you cannot have £30 back as you had OWO". I then made point about not even having my time or finishing. She said no refund.
So i took her iphone out of her hand (she was continuing to text furiously) and said "i will give you this back when you give me the £30. She said she would call someone and i would be sorry then she mentioned the police and i said i was happy for them to be called (yes it was a bluff

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She then yelled a name and this girl arrived on the scene who i immediately recognised from photos:
External Link/Members OnlyYup similar modus operandi from reviews of her. I explained that her friend was a thief and liar and I wanted £30 back before i would give her phone back. This girl said "we will give you the £30" so i said "great". She then said "give me the phone and i will then give you the money" i said no it was important to me giving the lying and cheating nature of their operation that we do it the other way round. More of this for a bit before she went to get £30. She came back and said "give me the phone and i will give you the money"

"no ....". Anyhoo i agreed simultaneous exchange. I had been getting dressed while waiting for the cash. Dropped her phone at one point (genuinely accidentally

- jokes aside was an accident - luckily no damage as that would have complicated things ....). Anyway got the cash then did my shoes and left shaking my head at them.

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So to summarize - i thought it would be a mistake before going with serous risk of classic romanian situation. But did anyway due to little brain and location. Turned out even worse than i feared, and even more classic of the genre.
Ive put in the key events above but reality was far worse. Eg she was continually bossy "no lie down!" And continually really obtuse.