Link: External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Less than 5 minutes walk from Bond Street station.
Price: £120 for 60 minutes.
Facilities: The bedroom is spacious with a massive bed in the centre and a dressing table next to the windows overlooking the street. It is well decorated, and has quite a classy feel to it (Upper-middle classy to be exact). However the size does make the whole setup feel a sparse and cold.
Appearance: Exactly as one would expect having seen her Adultwork pictures. Fantastic and plush bum, tits are fake but well done and fun to play with for all that. Was dressed in stockings, a black thong and bra and a leather skirt when she answered the door.
Attitude: Cold and unprofessional to say the least. Was completely disinterested in doing a proper job of things for the entirety of the session, and was inattentive and robotic when in action.
Course of Events: I turned up outside the house exactly on time, and when I phoned to be let in she said she needed 10 minutes to get ready. This isn't the first time this has happened when punting of course, and I duly waited, expecting to the clock to start from when I got inside and had sorted the paperwork. After 10 minutes she called and became quickly irritated that I could not understand her perfectly enunciated English regarding instructions on which floor and number she was. I eventually got in, but due to the poor comms in this regard ended up knocking on a different door to the one she had supposedly stated. A curvy dark haired woman opened the door with a confused look on her face. I thought it was a bait and switch, but in all honestly was quite happy as this girl looked great, so handed her the money and she led me to the bedroom. I had settled in and she had returned undressed, and we were about to get to work when my phone rang. It was Evita, and she was enraged as to where I was. In short the fuck-up was undone, the girl I'd almost banged was kind enough to return my money, and her and the girl she was sharing the flat with were very friendly and saw the funny side to the whole debacle, even suggesting I stay there. On hindsight I wish I had, but instead I went upstairs to meet Evita. A terrible mistake it seems.
I got in and she unceremoniously let me in as if I was just there to check her meter and was not in fact paying for a service. By now it was 17 minutes past the time we had originally intended to meet. I went upstairs and settled in while she went to put the money away. She came back, sat on my lap and began grinding against my cock, while I played with her tits and arse. I then got undressed and she put a condom on and began mechanically sucking me off. After a bit of time she got on top and after a lot of fiddling and easing herself on it became clear she was using clamping to great degree (it was not like a conventional tight vagina as those tend to be tight throughout, whereas this was very much a vice like grip at the entrance). She then proceeded to ride as fast and callously as possible, all the while making half arsed and generally retarded pornstar noises. I was glad when I came, as it felt like my dick was about to get torn off.
Considering how I was already quite fed up with this girl by this point, I just told her to give me a massage while I recharged for the second round. The massage was lacklustre, indeed quite literally limp-wristed. At some points she was essentially just dragging the fingers of one hand lightly about in a random way. At this point I turned and saw she was on her phone. She then took a call with me sitting there. I spent a good two minutes listening to some bloke trying to haggle some kind of 15 minute arrangement while I was fondling her arse and tits. It was off putting to say the least. After a couple more minutes of her texting while I was groping her bum I had enough and got a bit pushy until she did her job and popped on another rubber. Sucked me off a bit in the same robotic way, and then I fucked her. She was passive throughout, and made the same irritating porn noises. It must be noted that when she was not on top or in the missionary position, but rather in doggy, she was not able to exercise her grip to such a great extent, such that it almost felt like a normal vagina instead of a bloody Chinese finger trap. She eventually started to moan about the time so i fucked harder until I came, and quickly left to go a more comforting place, namely the cold and wet street outside. Truly a demoralising visit, at least there was a Wafflemeister nearby, a bit of something nice to eat after a bad punt always seems to make me feel a lot better. Turns out that she had begun moaning about the time a whole 25 minutes before time, and even after I was done with her for good I still lost about 10 or so minutes.
Also she says she does OWO on her Adultwork but in fact does not and only works with rubbers. I clarified this before booking, but just to stop disappointment I thought I'd mention it.
In conclusion, 1/5 Stars.
