External Link/Members Only£50 for 30 mins...
I had £50 month end punting money burning a hole in my pocket, and I keep seeing this profile with no reviews, I thought maybe it could be a hidden Gem... Ha, sadly not, TOFTT
Rang up and got postcode and got there no issues. It's on the busy main road with loads of free side parking. Decent enough area and nice house... Found and told house number, all good....
Door opened and there was Michelle. Tbf, she's not bad looking, just a bit well, plain, wife next door... Dressed in black tight dress. All good so far....took shoes off and upstairs we went... As said, it's a nice large house...
Money exchanged and I strip off and weirdly Michelle strips completely naked too...decent enough bod. Slight stretch marks from obvious kids and the shittest bolt on tits I've seen... Absolutely rock solid....nothing to make you run a mile, overall not too bad....
Gets me on my front for a massage, which was shit. And then she started... Talking that is, never fucking shut up... Literally non stop about every sport known to mankind.... I asked if I could have a snog, oh no, I don't kiss... Ahhhh ok.....my fault I suppose, I nearly txt her to ask, but assumed she would...
Over I turned and just straight out with the thickest rubber I've ever seen. Put it on and started an average blow job, couldn't feel a bloody thing. Before getting into 69 I let her suck for a while, and I stroked her and played with those rock hard tits. They were crazy hard, I like real or fake, but these were like bloody boulders. The only good thing was her sweet tasting pussy, got into 69 then turned her round and continued with her on her back....can't imagine she came, but made out she did, then cowgirl which was shit as there was no rhythm....
Got her in mish and filled the bag.... Then she started yapping again, about brexit and trump....
Left as soon as I could.... Ha ha ha... Overall just a shit going through the motions punt. No kissing, too much talking, average everything....
Should have saved my money... Looks wise she's ok, service wise, poor......not much else to say, I certainly wouldn't recommend or return....
Oh well......
