Dirty Kinky Princess - Leicester

[banburyboy]

She's been in and out of my hotlist a couple of times but I finally got to meet:
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only - and it was well worth the wait.

I'd been hesitating because she's slightly off my regular patch and I'm not really into the specialist services that she also provides - this was a GFE. However, having seen her pictures and chatted a bit on another forum, I knew it was worth the effort. And yep, it certainly turned out to be   .
Lookswise: the Princess is a big girl - but not in the BBW sense. She's 5'8" (6'2" in heels) and size 16, she plays sport and she's fit (in the sporty sense ... no, actually in both senses). Quite frankly, she could be pretty intimidating if you're not expecting it and I can see why anybody looking for a domme would be attracted. She's also stunningly pretty with amazing blue eyes, lovely blonde hair and some ample curves - 42" bust to die for.....
Personality: Just such fun. She's got an 'off-the-wall' sense of humour, bucket loads of attitude and is very intelligent. She plainly enjoys what she does and is quite clear about why she's doing it. We probably could have chatted all day but there were other things to do.
The action: Soon upstairs to a comfortable, big bed (shower etc available if you want it). Exploring each others' bodies and finding the sensitive bits. Lovely soft and natural tits with nipples that respond quickly and firmly. She gives great oral with lots of eye contact and smiles, deep throat to gagging, hand job in between to keep the action up. Clearly enjoyed the oral on her (tastes lovely) but we needed something more so out came the wand - that worked!
She was quite sensitive afterwards so we took time to calm down. Then she declared she needed 'banging'; who was I to argue? By then I was ready to burst so had to take it slowly - not quite the hard fast fuck she was clearly looking for but it worked for me. She's surprisingly tight but was dripping wet by the end.
Nice gentle clean up, more chat, shower, more chat, shown out ... well happy
Thoughts: I wanted a GFE and I got it but I nowhere near pushed her limits. She's got a wonderfully filthy mind and a body to die for. I suspect she would be up for almost anything - there's always the next time ...

[James999]

Odd that you say she has a body to die for but she takes great effort to hide it on her profile, she's clearly a big unit, with an arse with more hair than a scaffolders , and her stated age is a work of fiction 

So, if she's as fit as you say why doesn't she show it in her profile pics, or are the pics of her mum perhaps 

[Dirty_kinky_princess]

My hairy bum hole is one of my best features and the expense of holding it up with a scaffold is not shown because it will make all the other girls wel jel ! Are you not a hairy bum hole lover then mate lol ...

[badsin]

Seems to be a scam review to me

[Dirty_kinky_princess]

For goodness sake please see my aw and my reviews a scam yeah alright 

[Dirty_kinky_princess]

Seems to be a scam review to me

Pop over to my account on aw

[Marmalade]

For goodness sake please see my aw and my reviews a scam yeah alright 

You're a thick as shit touting cunt who's doing herself less than zero favours by thinking she can tout on here. 

[badsin]

Pop over to my account on aw

I've looked, nothing special

[arthur]

She just signed up to UKE and started advertising herself on Saturday, and suddenly gets her first review here 

[finn5555]

Another deluded pro$$ie who has been around the block more times than an old ford cortina 
Avoid 

[dirkdiggler583]

ok another perspective.
I booked her about a year ago now ? , turned up, saw her and walked as she was not pretty and alot larger than I go for, she not curvy , she fat.

[vw]

ok another perspective.
I booked her about a year ago now ? , turned up, saw her and walked as she was not pretty and alot larger than I go for, she not curvy , she fat.

Why no review then ?

[vw]

seems this punter has been on uke since october 2016 posts a bit, got some flack and didn't respond in a prossie fashion when called unattractive.  External Link/Members Only

Seems a real punter with fluffy tendencies

Anyway the review writing guide for him.

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[Marmalade]

ok another perspective.
I booked her about a year ago now ? , turned up, saw her and walked as she was not pretty and alot larger than I go for, she not curvy , she fat.

Every post this detritus has made has been a TOUT for business. Someone give her a J-cloth to wipe the fucking dust off the phone. Her last four posts have been deleted. The fact she has hasn't been banned yet must mean Admin is on an extended coffee break with nice donuts and a box set. 

[dirkdiggler583]

Why no review then ?

Well I walked, so nothing to give a review about.

[Dirty_kinky_princess]

Every post this detritus has made has been a TOUT for business. Someone give her a J-cloth to wipe the fucking dust off the phone. Her last four posts have been deleted. The fact she has hasn't been banned yet must mean Admin is on an extended coffee break with nice donuts and a box set. 

I deleted them due to some very kind advice. You are entitled to your opinion. A client leaves me a review and this. It's a shame. I've been on here a while and I read a lot of the posts as I think it's good to take note and learn. I am well established I do not need to tout for work. I have my own business and so this is a sideline. It's a shame I've been left this and its being penalised. Many thanks

[vw]

Well I walked, so nothing to give a review about.

there is !

There was a booking confirmed

And the reason you walked

Would be helpful to fellow punters to stop them walking.

these types of review are very importnat.   

[Dirty_kinky_princess]

there is !

There was a booking confirmed

And the reason you walked

Would be helpful to fellow punters to stop them walking.

these types of review are very importnat.   

Yes it would be good to know as I'm baffled as I'm sure I would remember you walking out and I can only think of one who has in the time I've been doing this as I don't do it full time and see a selection of people but if you have then maybe I've just forgot. Where did you see me ?

[Marmalade]

I've been on here a while and I read a lot of the posts

Then you really should have had more sense than use the opportunity to tout, shouldn't you?

it's good to take note and learn.

Pity you didn't.

There's prossies on here, admittedly only a few, but women who actually contribute something of interest to punters instead of saying hey, look at my fanny flaps.

It's nothing personal. Whether you realised it or not dear, you abused the opportunity, so shush.
And if you haven't been banned after this maybe come back after a long break when you have really learned.

Or try your luck on somewhere easier ...

[vw]

Yes it would be good to know as I'm baffled as I'm sure I would remember you walking out and I can only think of one who has in the time I've been doing this as I don't do it full time and see a selection of people but if you have then maybe I've just forgot. Where did you see me ?

Maybe reply to the correct punter when quoting.

Sure you will find out if he does his review.

[Dirty_kinky_princess]

Maybe reply to the correct punter when quoting.

Sure you will find out if he does his review.

I used yours aswell as I was agreeing with you xx thanks

[smiths]

Well I walked, so nothing to give a review about.

There is, your experience of what happened as you see it, that makes all reviews worth doing if a punter wishes to do a review. I always review my negative punts or attempted punts even though I don't review all my positive punts. That negative might just save another punters money and time which is a reason UKP is in existence.

[banburyboy]

For what it's worth: this is a genuine review and I am a genuine punter. I don't really understand why it provoked the reaction that it did and I'm not going to comment any further. People make their own choices in life and I am happy with mine.

[finn5555]

I deleted them due to some very kind advice. You are entitled to your opinion. A client leaves me a review and this. It's a shame. I've been on here a while and I read a lot of the posts as I think it's good to take note and learn. I am well established I do not need to tout for work. I have my own business and so this is a sideline. It's a shame I've been left this and its being penalised. Many thanks

Kind advise   

[vw]

Kind advise   

Advice !   

Well anyway, kind advice can be helpful if it improves aspects of a prossies performance. 

[Gatchaman]

She just signed up to UKE and started advertising herself on Saturday, and suddenly gets her first review here 

Member on UKE since June 2016, first post Jan 2017.  Not sure about "just signed up"?

[finn5555]

Advice !   

Well anyway, kind advice can be helpful if it improves aspects of a prossies performance.

Fuck off when have pro$$ies ever listened to punters 

[Odd Job]

I've seen her. Yes she isnt a size 8 but she gives a good service and is friendly enough. So if you like a larger lady who loves to swallow, then she is worth a punt.

[SunshineBoy]

Her gallery shows this lovely pic of a well frayed cock by the looks.... it appears the girls not fussy...any old Leper's cock will do !
I shan't be going anywhere near wherever that's been....

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[vw]

Her gallery shows this lovely pic of a well frayed cock by the looks.... it appears the girls not fussy...any old Leper's cock will do !
I shan't be going anywhere near wherever that's been....

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Yes seems more cock pictures than tit pictures in her gallery.

[Iloveoral]

Wtf is all over that cock? (Apart from the prossie obviously I mean)

That's nasty 

[Odd Job]

Looks like a mild case of penile thrush. Nothing major.

[Dirty_kinky_princess]

Looks like a mild case of penile thrush. Nothing major.

Thanks for your kind comment. The cock is my partners and it's just skin tags that he unfortunately he has got.

[Sureshot]

Thanks for your kind comment. The cock is my partners and it's just skin tags that he unfortunately he has got.

Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to put your boyfriends dick on your advert?

Do you really think thats what potential customers want to see?

[vw]

Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to put your boyfriends dick on your advert?

Do you really think thats what potential customers want to see?

Maybe her client base want to see that, not my cup of tea for sure.  Not sure i would want to go where that "skin tagged"  cock has been.

[Sureshot]

Maybe her client base want to see that, not my cup of tea for sure.  Not sure i would want to go where that "skin tagged"  cock has been.

Indeed. She's just narrowed her client base to blokes that like to pick the skin of another mans cock from their teeth 

[Dirty_kinky_princess]

Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to put your boyfriends dick on your advert?

Do you really think thats what potential customers want to see?

Everyone has a different taste and we all do things differently there is no right or wrong that's the way of life as we know it after all if we were all the same what a boring world it would be

[Dirty_kinky_princess]

Indeed. She's just narrowed her client base to blokes that like to pick the skin of another mans cock from their teeth 

Ha ha love your comment fair play mate each to their own

[Thompsonjohn]

Evening all,

I have met princess a couple of times until she moved from her house near to a place in Leicester. From my experience she was a really friendly girl who was genunially very nice and very dirty.

Looks wise she I.S a curved girl prob around a size 20 but she has a beautiful face and I’d kill to see her again however my diary doesn’t sync up to when she travels to leakington with her friend.

She has some bad press on here but geniually a really nice girl who I would recommended 200%

[vw]

She has some bad press on here

Did she ask you to come, or are you angling on an extra kiss at the next meet for your post?

I would recommended 200%

Mathematically impossible.   

[banquet1]

For balance, I did see her a year ago (when I was shit and not reviewing... sorry!) and it was pretty good. Can't remember all the details, but she did give me a good rimming 

She was definitely bigger, but I would say curvy not fat. But a lot can change in a year I guess.

[Thompsonjohn]

No I just wanted to give my feedback on her, I’ve left positive feedback on her aw profile previously but new on here. Everyone has tastes but I really liked her. Like I said previously I don’t see her anymore due to her moving location and I’ve moved jobs so I can’t get to her anyways for the extra kiss you just suggested. Just an honest guy leaving feedback.....

[PepeMAGA]

Evening all,

I have met princess a couple of times until she moved from her house near to a place in Leicester. From my experience she was a really friendly girl who was genunially very nice and very dirty.

Looks wise she I.S a curved girl prob around a size 20 but she has a beautiful face and I’d kill to see her again however my diary doesn’t sync up to when she travels to leakington with her friend.

She has some bad press on here but geniually a really nice girl who I would recommended 200%

willing to kill, but not willing to drive too far

[Crazydave]

Can't believe I've missed this one. She sounds right up my street. A girl that swallows and rims, what's not to like? Might have to drop her a message.

[Iloveoral]

She does have a killer body, if that fell on you you’d would have no chance