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Parking is available at Tesco or around the corner opposite a titties bar!.
On main road so plain for everyone to see when you go in!
Walking in and was greeting by a massive floral display and 4 Chinese ladies stood around (25ish to 55ish).
Told them im here fro massage and younger women asked where, front i said.
Lead downstairs to private room. Asked shall I remove, all but Tshirt she says.
Wax machine warming up she puts on latex gloves and gets on massage table (with head cut out on opposite side).
says what you want . all front and crack for £22. she say front and crack but for £28. I say no gumtree is £22. she says ok
Starts rubbing baby powder in my bits. said it will help wax not stick. all OK until get near base of rod, where it starts to hurt when she pulls, even when i say slowly she carries on rather rushed. I wasn't impressed as needed to get breath back.
Every few mins asks you you come for massage, £40 for one hour.
in between i say when are you doing sack, she says not for £22 as not included. She says for £28 yes. I agree in haste.
finishes and rubs 'lotion' all over. I started rubbing off thinking need to clean residue of wax, she say no leave on.
By this time its burning everywhere she waxed, so i reapplied the 'lotion'.
noticed before putting clothes on she missed bits on either side of balls, says it only small as really hard to do on sac, would be painful. I agree and carry on putting on clothes.
Walked out, lady on counter was on phone (whats app?) and pointed phone in my direction when i started to walk out. Im not impressed!
got home and had to wash bits with water as its was burning. In morning showered to remove wax residue, not burning now but hurts like its been punched.
Also noticed area missed was quite large on either side of balls so not impressed.
Is it always like this?
Overall could be better, I may go elsewhere but at £28 i think VFM if she didnt miss any area.
