External Link/Members Only£90 / 1 hour
I had a crap experience with this one the other day and decided I should pop my review cherry to warn others.
Comms: The only good bit. I texted to ask if she was available and got a reply straight away. Was all organised pretty quickly and she gave good directions on the phone.
Location: Hotel in Manchester city centre, a bit grotty but well located.
Looks: Here's where the first lie revealed itself - her profile says size 8, however she's at least a size 14.
I'd say what the photos reveal is accurate, but they're obviously angle shots which conceal her full size.
On the plus side she has a pretty face with big natural tits, and didn't seem far off the stated age of 20.
Services:- Covered Oral
- Protected sex in various positions: Doggy, Missionary, CG
Her enjoys list is a fat lie. She
refused OWO, despite this being on her profile, which obviously means CIM and Swallow are off the menu as well.
She also refused kissing, which to be fair isn't listed nor does she claim to do GFE, however I still think this is pretty poor and worth mentioning. Not even talking about FK or DFK - you can't so much as kiss her on the lips.
While I didn't directly ask about submission, I think it was also obvious she isn't really a submissive (at least not with punters) considering she won't even kiss you on the lips and will disrespect you by answering her phone mid-punt (more on that later).
No doubt other items on her enjoys list are bullshit too - after she refused kissing and OWO I didn't bother to enquire further.
The Meet:I followed her directions to the hotel and met her in the room. She opened the door and as mentioned, was significantly bigger than advertised. I wasn't completely put off though, considering the positives mentioned about her appearance and her extensive likes list, so I handed over the money. This was a mistake.
She then immediately instructs me to remove my clothes and lie down. Minor point here and probably debatable: something I've noticed in my (limited) experience is a good WG won't directly ask you to take off your clothes and lie down, or tell you what to do in any way, but lets you take things at your own pace. Which I think is the right approach because I'll take off my clothes when I'm good and ready and I'll start in whatever position I like, thank you very much. In any case as the paying customer I like to take the lead and get pissed off when a girl tries to get me to follow a procedure. So, for me this was red flag #2. YMMV.
As I'm moving toward the bed I lean in to kiss her - she immediately recoils and says "I don't do kissing". In retrospect I realise her profile doesn't mention FK or GFE, so this one is partly on me, but for me no kissing is an instant mood killer. No DFK is one thing but she wouldn't even kiss on the lips, as if I'm a leper or something. Things got awkward here and only continued to go downhill. Red flag #3.
I was then expecting her to start blowing me, but what actually happened is she immediately started yanking my cock like she was trying to start an engine. WTF? Red flag #4.
After a minute of this I suggested she use her mouth instead. "Ok I'll get a condom" - WTF? OWO is in her likes list. Which now tells me that the whole thing is bullshit. She puts the condom on and spends a few minutes lamely sucking the tip, but this isn't very successful as I'm starting to go limp from disappointment. Red flag #5.
She suggests we move on to sex and I agree. We try a few positions (Doggy, Missionary, CG) but this isn't very successful either, as I'm pissed off and disappointed so my erection is wilting. In the midst of this she grabs her phone several times to answer text messages. Red flag #6.
At this point I know it's a waste of time and just want to leave. She agrees to let me cum on her tits while she plays with herself so that's what I do, although it takes a herculean effort to recover my erection and complete the deed (while imagining myself with someone prettier and far more willing) as I'm so completely turned off by the whole situation.
I clean myself up with some baby wipes and take a quick shower, then emerge to find her on the phone chatting away with her mate. It was only 20 minutes into the meet but despite this it was obvious she considered things finished and expected me to leave. I was happy to do so. Red flag #7.
Summary: I had a feeling this might be too good to be true and it was. £90 ph for a young submissive with big natural tits who swallows sounds like a great deal, unfortunately in reality she won't do OWO let alone swallow and turfs you out as soon you cum, which in my case was 20 minutes in as I couldn't wait to leave. The part about her being a submissive must have been added to her profile as a practical joke considering you can't even kiss her on the lips.
So the reality is £90 for 20 minutes pump and dump with a liar who won't do OWO or even kiss. Save your money and steer clear.
Lesson learned for me to be more direct about confirming services before handing over money.
