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Intro: Long time lurker here, been soaking up advice, tips, recommendations etc. Thought it was way overdue I start contributing and hopefully start giving something back. I really appreciate the work that goes into making this forum what it is and the advice given, it has certainly stopped me from dropping a few "clangers" and I've learned some very useful pointers as well. Hardly punted much in the last few years, took a bit of an extended break, but decided to re-launch the old career. Decided to get a few meets under the belt and then catch up with reviews/posts later when time permits, so here I start (with more to come in a short space of time then plenty more in future, hopefully!) with a decent little VFM parlour punt.
Date: 14/01/2017
Price: £90.00 for 1 hour + £10.00 for OWO = £100.00 incl. OWO for 1 hour
Location: Oldham town centre, tucked away down a side street, front and (more discrete) rear entrance. Private car park round the back and parking available nearby and tram stop very close also.
Comms: Parlour walk-in job, very simple and efficient. Could have booked but wanted to have the choice.
Looks: Pretty good IMHO. Slim but not skinny, probably size 10 I would say. Facially attractive, without being stunning. I would say "cute" more than anything. So not a knock-out, but I was more than happy.
Attitude: Now this made the difference for me, first class attitude. Very friendly, relaxed, laid back, no rush at all. She genuinely seemed to enjoy my company or did a good job of pretence. Nothing was awkward, she's a really nice girl. Can't remember where she said she was from, a European country, if I was to guess I'd say Poland or closer to home (apologies for not being able to clarify this!).
Services: Massage, OWO, RO, bit of B2B, no kissing (I didn't ask tbh), no anal (not my bag anyway) or CIM (shame) and no fingering (again I didn't ask so I don't actually know, could've kicked myself for that one). Protected sex available but not taken advantage of, I just fancied a relaxed hour of massage and oral both ways really. As already stated, I'm off my game and not match fit again yet.
Action: Bit of a chat then started with massage on my back and legs. Nice enough I guess. Turn over for massage on my front and this was a little different and very nice indeed! She starts to lightly kiss my chest and down my upper body, whilst rubbing her tits over my torso, this felt great and very arousing. This is why I say "a bit of B2B" it was half way in between a normal massage and full B2B. Then OWO nice and slow, just how I like it, not trying to finish me off quick and boot me out of the door. Next RO for quite some time, if you like RO she's a good punt, lovely down there, clean pussy, big lips, plenty to go at (and I did!) and clearly likes it. Didn't notice any orgasm but when I'd finished she appeared to be dizzy, dazed & slightly confused. She said it was great and I was happy with that, no further questions, your Honour ;-) Finished with covered oral to completion in the bag, I was more than satisfied with my light re-training session. Bit of chit chat, shower and departure.
Conclusion: Very vanilla punt by most peoples' standards, but just what I was after. Good enough looking girl with a cracking attitude and VGVFM in my opinion. I could've had more if I'd wanted to.
Recommend? Yes if you have similar taste to me and like RO and a relaxed service. Not so sure if you are looking for more of a PSE punt, I couldn't say.
Re-visit? Maybe, no reason not to and I've considered it a few times, but I think there's a LOT more for me to explore for now. I'll definitely keep it in the memory bank though.
Many apologies if I have come across as "fluffy" at all, it's just my nature I guess and I will cop whatever comes my way ;-)
CT