External Link/Members OnlyI had a, frankly, bizarre experience with this agency last Thursday evening.
I had booked an outcall, to my central Manchester hotel, with an adultwork provider, who let me down at the last minute.
I decided to give Secrets a try.
I had a look at the website, selected Sienna as being right up my street.
I gave the agency a call and they said that she would be there in ten minutes. Happy days! Bang on ten minutes Sienna called, saying that she was waiting outside and could I come and escort her in? All very good so far.
I go down to the front door and spot her straight away (I'd say that her pictures were accurate as I was able to recognise her) standing close to the door. She wasn't exactly dressed discretely but reception were busy so we walked in without incident and got to the room around a quarter to the hour. I handed her £180 for a two hour booking which she counted and put away.
Then the odd stuff started. First of all she wanted a smoke and a drink. Did I mind if she nipped down for a smoke and she would get us both a cocktail. I gave her a free cocktails voucher for the drinks. 15 minutes later she appears back with two Sex on the Beaches. Frankly I am a bit pissed off with the time wasted on my dime, but decide to persevere.
First of all she doesn't lap dance or striptease. We finish the drinks a bit of foreplay, then she announces that she needs another fag and a drink. Do I mind? Well of course I fecking do, she says she'll pay for the drinks this time. Whoopee do. Anyway, off she goes for another ten minutes. Finally, after necking the cocktails and a couple of glass size bottles of rose wine she had in her bag we get to the main event.
She takes off her dress to reveal mismatched underwear. Drops her knickers but won't take off the bra. She then announces that she hates oral, both given and receiving and doesn't do either. Anyway a bit of mutual fumbling and we're ready for sex. On with the rubber, which she rather inexpertly tries to put on with her mouth (even though she hates oral, remember) and manages to completely fuck up. I do it myself. Next she announces that she doesn't go on top as I'm too big and it will go too deep. So only mish and doggy on offer. Anyway bang her and cum. Spend half an hour fiddling around and get ready to go again. Just get started and her phone starts. It's her driver. Get going again and the driver rings again. Get going again and again he rings. I can hear him yelling at her to be outside in 8 minutes or he's leaving her. At this point I lose it. Pull off the rubber and phone the agency. Sienna cleans herself up and leaves. Agency basically says that I'm a liar and to do one.
I will never use these clowns again.
Paddy