Daffs - you dutifully had a serious look at the profile. I'm afraid I just clicked on it quickly and found it amusing, next thought was, yeah that's where M.Manson gets his lyrics (not in person I hope). If I fancied any of the stuff she's offering, I wouldn't look at that profile for more than two seconds much less ponder if it could be genuine I'm afraid. Unless anyone on here is seriously W with of course considering partaking (HP?) then it's simply a bit of a hoot, or a stick to beat AW with of course!!
No question marmalade, I wasn't for a second suggesting you had been sucked in by it. It's clearly, as you say, a profile to be laughed at.
However, the op didn't seem to see straight through it and that worries me. He at least had doubt, when this profile is one of the clearest examples of scam. Some people have probably fallen for it. There are plenty of scammers out there, many with more subtle profiles. What hope has poor zootie got with them?