Bella39 - Blackley . Watch out, she's got major issues...

[DanDingle]

Was meat to be 90mins for £190....i say meant to be, as it didn't happen!

First off, this is my first negative review and i'm normally happy to give people tbe benefit of the doubt but Bella's got issues - lesson of the day. Pick out the common feedback themes on UKP and listen to them!

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I figured I'd give Bella a go due to her extensive likes list. I'd read the previous reviews but figured I could counteract some of the feedback (flitting from one thing to another and moving around etc) by having her be sub - do as she's told or be spanked for punishment etc... Worst case scenario use her handcuffs to cuff her wrists to her ankles - stopping her moving around and go at my pace etc... So much for the best laid plans 'n all that!

Messages went back and forth and comms were good to be fair - quick responses, clear answers, yes to X, no to Y etc... She wanted to speak to me on the phone before I could book in. No issue with this, I'd flagged the idea of handcuffs with her and there's an amount of trust going to be needed in order to let some you don't know handcuff you.
So we spoke and it was fine, though in hindsight some warning signs were there - things like her being a page 3 model, being on 1000's of sites, and owning houses in Knutsford - no offence but if you own a house in Knutsford and Blackley, why chose Blackley!?
The long and the short - everything's booked in and we're good to go.

I text her 24 hours beforehand to get the postcode and check out my route from work. All fine, but again lots of questions her her, am not sure how AW presents the bookings to escorts but all of what Bella was asking was in the additional info type box I filled in when putting my booking in.

Where it started to go wrong...
This morning, I'm in work with my punting phone on in my pocket (on silent) in case she gets cold feet - I want to have some chance of getting my plan b set up. In the space of an hour which I'm in a meeting, I got 4 missed calls and 3 or 4 texts. She's running late by 15mins, can we delay. No issue itself by when I've not replied immediately the text start to get a bit more manic - "why am I not replying, are we still meeting? I've got other client's enquiring"

So I finish my meeting and nip to the loo to text her. "Yes still on. 15min delay is fine. Just finishing up in work and will leave shortly." To which Bella replies "ok".

So I get changed, jump in the car and I'm off - punting phone still on silent.

By the time I get to her's, 35mins later and 10 mins ahead of when I'm booked in for, I've received another 3 missed calls and 2 text's. With the last one saying "When r u gonna reply? Think III leave it"
So I called her back and she's almost crying down the phone and telling me that my comms are shit. It's making her feel upset. I said that I'd been driving to get here, hence not answering the phone. She proceeds to tell me that my phone was engaged (it wasn't, as it was in my pocket and locked) when she tried calling and that she's annoyed as I didn't reply to her text. When I explain that I was in a meeting she said "could I not look at my phone"? Besides the fact that it'd be bloody rude no, as I'd then need to explain why I've got a shitty phone which only makes calls and texts as well as a smart phone and my work phone!?
Before I could answer why she tells me again that she no longer wants to see my and then starts rabbiting about it being her daughter's birthday and that she's had to turn other client's away etc... So at that point I called it a day.

To be clear. I have no issue with her declining a booking with me. Want does annoy me is that she cancelled because I didn't reply to her calls and messages, when everything was already set up!? I genuinely don't get it? Everything is booked in, there's a delay and we both know that. I've text to say I'm on my way and she's acknowledged it. What more is there to discuss????

So today has ended up being  day wasted!

At the end of the day, plenty of previous feedback said she's a nutter, but as usual my dumb ass thought better - more fool me!

If you are gling to risk Bella - make sure you're happy to talk to her a lot, before you even get through the door!

[scutty brown]

All submissives are paranoid, didn't you know? They need to know they have your total attention, otherwise they hide in a corner and cry

[bigmc]

The woman is nuttier than squirrel shit.

[cash2spare]

Thanks for the review Dan Dingle, I was thinking of making a booking as I like a good anal fuck, ah well never mind.

[DanDingle]

Thanks for the review Dan Dingle, I was thinking of making a booking as I like a good anal fuck, ah well never mind.

Its a shame, she ticks a lot of boxes for the services she offers, but there's definately something not quite right about her.

BigMc - yeah, lesson learnt. Thankfully it was only wasted time and not wasted money.

[thelizard]

Iv'e had all that shit of some lass in Stoke called Louise2604  from near stoke, I made a Solid booking with her for lunchtime and just by chance I had to get up at 5 in the morning for a piss, she had sent me an email cos I saw my phone blinking, so I read it, she had asked me if I wanted a much earlier appointment, I didn't because I lived miles from her, she then mailed me again telling me she knew I had read her mail and why hadn't I replied, er,,,,, because I was in bed with my partner you dizzy bitch and that's not what I had arranged, she blanked me, like I care, great arse mind.

[xxlmuscles]

So that's another one off my HL.

[billythedog]

Yeh shes bonkers

She blocked me because I asked her about watersports (it's listed on profile!)

She's also gone psycho on the phone with me too

[flintranger]

Met this one a couple of years ago, Mad as a box of frogs she was a decent shag though

[samneil15]

I have met Bella at least a dozen times over the last few years if not more. She was one of my first punts and we have a weird 'special' relationship. I have never really had a Shit punt with her and due to her location she has often been my go to plan b whenever necessary. Let me say this. She is an absolute loon..... She is a compulsive liar but generally harmless and I find her random bullshit entertaining. One time she even asked me if I could give her sister a job as a receptionist 

The reason I keep going back is she lets mr do anything to her. Maybe she feels comfortable with me. I am even her go to from time to time when she wants a threesome with 2 guys. I'm not joking lads. Over the years, I have fucked the shit out of her literally, forced her to taste it, made her vomit from deepthroat and pissed all over her.

She has even offered to fuck bareback in the past but that scared the life out of me. Everything said about her booking etiquette can easily be believed she is very needy. Border line dangerous. I have had a text on the middle of the night before asking me to come to a hotel for a free threesome. I say dangerous as I do not have a punting phone.

She has the body of a 30 year old and can Fuck for England so I would say go for it just understand that she really is bat shit crazy. I have even fucked.her in her 16 year old daughter's room before. Don't judge me, I had  boner 

What really puts me off the state of the house. So much dog hair everywhere you know it's never seen a hoover. But needs must and whenever I get the urge to absolutely ruin a girl Bella is on speed dial. Hope this helps.

[scutty brown]

Having read the comments, I'd be wondering about drug induced paranoia. Any evidence of misuse?

[licky]

She is an absolute loon..... She is a compulsive liar but generally harmless and I find her random bullshit entertaining.

I had to pass a long phone interview to be able to see her "as im a top model and im careful who I see"
I should have called it off when she said that she had a part share in Sandys Superstars a couple of years ago, AS IF !!!!!!!! and said she used to work there. But little willy was doing the thinking 
She put me back a couple of times which made the punt quite late, but I was intent on a shag so would not be put off.

And in my humble opinion, she aint got the looks of a top model.
She said we would have to do it in her front room, but it aint easy fuckin and lickin on the floor and sofa. And im unused to being watched by a dog and a cat !! somewhat unnerving.
She states on her profile she is sub- I think she really means dom.
To call her nutty as a fruitcake is being unfair to genuine fruitcakes.
And I do agree with the compulsive liar bit.

She got right pissed of when I walked after about 20 minutes-went home for a wank instead, -more exciting

AVOID   

[DanDingle]

Cheers lads, sounds like i may have gotten off lightly, with only a wasted trip.

The cash has been reinvested and i'm booked in to see Naughty Aimy tomorrow. Am hoping she'll be the silver lining to this cloud!

[Ludwig]

I've had this lass simmering on the back-burner for a while, so many thanks for taking the time to put up this review - very useful   

[opal]

The whole thread and profile is an entertaining read including her spelling. She has loads of feedback!

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?    I was giving a deepthroat gagging sloppy blow job, in my car on the hard shoulder. And at which point. The green flag break down service. guy was knocking on my window and seen everything.

[iceCaptain]

I nearly booked, called her up, she was wittering on about not having a bed, but there was plenty of rooms, one with black curtains and it had a wardrobe in it with a mattress on top and would I be ok with that?

[cueball]

She's well documented on here as being barking 

Another one I think I'll be giving a miss 

[DanDingle]

I nearly booked, called her up, she was wittering on about not having a bed, but there was plenty of rooms, one with black curtains and it had a wardrobe in it with a mattress on top and would I be ok with that?

Ha, i got a similar story when i spoke to her the day before the booking - having building work done in the bedroom, we could use any other room in the house...

...ok, ok. Like i said, i should have seen the warning signs!   

[Traveling67]

I was going to book her recently but after the Spanish inquisition on the phone and the pestering to make a booking and then phone calls while I was home with the folks I decided to give a wide berth.  Glad I did