Well I have watched this group from afar and at long last decided to register as I have something to say!!!!
I had never been to a massage parlour until today and after much deliberation and trepidation I chose the Chinese parlour in Bearwood (07466 479641), 117 Poplar Road, Bearwood, B66 4AP; as it seemed pretty good value and had recommendations!
I turned up on spec, rang the bell and the door was promptly opened by an older Chinese lady, at least I had no wait, so not outside too long for prying eyes to catch me! The older lady also staffed the desk and took my £25 for my half hour and ushered me into a small room towards the back of the premises with a sliding door! I was introduced to Sashimi (excuse me if it's spelt wrong as her English was not the best) who had a nice warm smile and told me to get undressed and lie on the couch. Sashimi I reckon was in her mid t40's but looked great with it, nice figure, not over buxom and not over weight! On the smallish side (5' 2"?) but nicely presented and looked clean! The room was clean and warm if not a little worn, could do with a little bit of a makeover! I did as I was told and lay on the bed awaiting Sashimi's return!
She was not long and was wearing a shortish black dress, showing a fair amount of leg, no massage tunic in sight! No words were spoken and she proceeded to give a firm push massage only asking if I wanted her to use oil or not! Being as I have no other half to conceal things from I took up the offer and she frequently oiled her hands and gave a not unpleasant massage for 15 minutes before the silence was broken by her asking me to turn over! She was not adverse and did not pull back from a brush or a stroke of her leg and over the first 15 minutes her hands wandered higher up my leg brushing my ball sack a couple of times!
Having turned over she repeated the massage on my front deliberately avoiding and circling the old man! After about ten minutes I was asked if I wanted anything else! I enquired as to what was on offer, was informed hand job (accompanied by a wanking motion) or a body to body massage where she would be naked and rubbing herself on me (so much for the notice on the wall saying no improper goings on are allowed and that the staff would be sacked if they did!!!). Taking some of Stapler's tips I bargained, saying I'd only got £20 and she said no problem, I could touch her and she would give a hand job! We agreed and I told her to get the £20 I had concealed in my shoe when I got undressed!
Paperwork done she oiled up and proceeded to brush the old man while my hand was allowed to slip into her knickers and squeeze her firm bum! Don't get me wrong it was pretty hot, but for some reason, be it old age, nerves or whatever he wasn't performing! Despite this setback Sashimi wasn't giving up! More oil, more sensuality, more speed, my nipples were sucked, the odd peck of a kiss on my lips, she even came close to putting me in her mouth at one point. Her body was also rubbing against mine and she was half on the couch with me as she did, making false gasping noises! It was at this point I was told to touch her and out came her tits, the most enormous of nipples or what! I got and was actively encourage to suck her nipples (well got no choice they were thrust in my face-not complaining though) I also got to stroke her bush, but was told off when I tried to slip in deeper! She was constantly giggling and making girly noises! Eventually the old man hardened up and with more oil and a bit of spit from Sashimi I shot my load over my stomach accompanied by dirty talk from dear old Sashimi! She was sweet and worked hard for her £20 and perhaps went beyond £20 worth of service! I was cleaned up and rubbed down with a warm towel as I lay there with post-cum lethargy!
Pleasantries were exchanged, I said thank you and kissed her cheek. She was lovely and it wasn't 'run off now my jobs done' attitude, whether it was genuine or not I felt good, relaxed and relieved!
On the way out I asked about the loyalty scheme which I had read about in other posts, she said that had long finished, but next time to call before I came to book an appointment and she would look after me!
All in all a very pleasant 2.15-2.55 punt on a sunny Tuesday afternoon!
I actually don't have any regrets or guilt about this and feel relaxed and looking forward to a return visit! At least I shouldn't go bankrupt with these prices, £45 all in!
Anyway I shan't write chapter and verse so much next time, but feel it needed documenting for posterity, my first visit to a massage parlour!