Part of this was posted in reply to a question in the NW forum, but promised a review, so here goes.
Went to La Maison a couple of weeks ago. Destiny introduced herself with an indifferent look, but thought she looked attractive enough and perhaps last punter had wound her up. So into the room, very messy and full of towels, which she cleared up.
Now, no questions as, how are you, it was straight into...what do you want to do? Do you want OWO?....before I could really answer I was instructed as to what she normally does...Massage, O and then Sex, delivered with the same level of sexuality I get when buying a pack of batteries in Poundland. I replied that was happy to go with the flow, but preferred teasing to full sex and she looked and sounded incredulous when questioning that.
I asked if she wanted me to pop into the shower to freshen up, didn't really get an answer as to yes or no, so jumped on the bed.
Questions kept on coming. It was like she was trying to plan the session in the first 30 secs and obvious she'd rather be anywhere else. Look I'm not fluffy and so I don't expect women doing this job to be mega enthusiastic, but she was almost passive aggressive in her attitude, absolutely no warmth whatsoever.
I realised this was heading towards a mega-shit punt and told her I wanted no more part of it. As I was dressing she was informing me how she like to make sure she knows what her clients want in advance, I responded that I'd already mentioned I preferred to go with the flow, this seemed to annoy her a little. She popped out to see the Receptionist while I put the remainder of my clothes back on.
So although I didn't get a service, I would have rated this as a negative, but....
.....the good thing to come out of this was the Receptionist at LM, refund of £15 straight back, no issues at all (and I've been back since), so as I didn't lose out, a Neutral rating, despite a 30 min drive and 45 mins wait time all wasted.
Oh, went back to the car and a couple of the girls were smoking weed on the fire escape. Try explaining that smell to the other half. Didn't notice any smell like that inside LM though to be fair.