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Author Topic: A question to punters & prossies..Ever had an injury mid punt?  (Read 4036 times)

So in work the other day I had a guy suddenly drop to the floor! He was completely out of it. For whatever reason he had fainted. Luckily there was a a trained first aider to hand so he could be looked after.

This got me thinking! What the fuck would I do if the WG fainted (or worse) mid punt? Better still what would I hope the WG would do if I fainted (or worse) mid punt?!

I don't fancy the idea of being brought round by a paramedic in the home of a WG but I'm not keen on her pimp putting me over his shoulder and dumping me in some alley until someone finds me either!

So I have two questions:

1. Have you ever had someone or yourself taken ill during a punt?

2. If it did happen what would you do?


MG

Offline smiths

I got friction burns on my cock during a 4 hour party once, didnt use enough lube so had to sit the last half hour out and put Sudocrem on it.

Also pulled a muscle in my back once, that was painful. I was at another party when a WG fainted, she was ok, simply a case of too much cock in a short period.

Also a number of punters on Viagra or similar with their red faces have been unsteady on their feet, one young guy who thought he was the big i am reckoned he had taken a dozen and was well out of it.

Curious6705

I sometimes get cramp in my foot during extended sessions and have to stand up and put some weight on my foot or even walk around a bit to get rid of it. This sometimes happens during parties when we change position. I suppose that hardly counts as an injury though.

The other day, returning from a party I started to feel faint, and thought "Oh fuck - I do not want to wake up in A & E minus valuables", but stopped for a drink of water, and after a few minutes felt OK.

Offline smiths

I sometimes get cramp in my foot during extended sessions and have to stand up and put some weight on my foot or even walk around a bit to get rid of it. This sometimes happens during parties when we change position. I suppose that hardly counts as an injury though.

The other day, returning from a party I started to feel faint, and thought "Oh fuck - I do not want to wake up in A & E minus valuables", but stopped for a drink of water, and after a few minutes felt OK.

Yes i have had cramp at parties to now you mention it. ;)

Online haystacks79

Had cramp in my leg a few times, seems to be something I'm prone to when in that position on a bed.

Slipped down a few stairs and badly twisted my ankle on my way out one day as well, left me hobbling away from the house in pain.

Tony Montana

I got cramp at the end of a 2 girl meet where they made me cum 3 times. The third one was virtually forced out and my leg was tensed so that caused the excruciating cramp in my whole leg. The girls wanted paying and started arguing about the fee as I was still hopping round the room and howling with pain.

Offline Bootleg

Last year I was sucking a girls nipples and moved up for a snog but accidentally headbutted her causing a nose bleed (I think she thought I was moving south).

After a clean up and a short break she gamely carried on :-)

Offline subzero

A bad friction burn on my elbow from polyester sheets.  lol
A bruised and swolen cock from a totally over the top handjob by two girls at once.
Some bad bite marks/bruises,  love bites and vicious nail scratches.One girl left a clear imprint of her upper teeth on my top lip.

Offline Ali Katt

I've had the dreaded "jelly cock" - a swelling caused by fluid retention I think - I got it from a vigorous and crap handjob. I went tot he gum clinic, they said it should go down, after a bit of discharge it did in about 24 hours.

Offline fenderswoop

At the start of a punt the girl offered me a drink and as usual I asked for a glass of water. Having consumed the drink the only place to put the glass was on a shelf a few feet above the bed head. While the girl was riding me and got a bit more enthusiastic she grabbed hold of the shelf to give herself something to push against. Sadly the shelf wasn't all that securely fixed to the wall and something clearly meant that the glass i'd put there must have shuffled to the edge of it without either of us noticing. It proceeded to fall off the shelf hitting me right in my left eye. It wasn't an issue during the punt really as we tidied ourselves up and carried on but when I woke up the next morning and looked in the mirror I had a fairly decent black eye and had to quickly think up an excuse as to how I got it.

Offline Melb

Many years ago a prossie attacked me with her nails because I decided to walk out. Scratched my neck, drawing blood. Stains on my shirt and tie and nasty scratches that took a week to heal.

Offline Acer

I had a cramp during the session  it was on the day I played football. I told the girl to lift my leg and do the pressure down. Fucking useless. Got better after a bit but she was laughing her head off.

Jesus Melb that doesn't sound good!! Was she off her face?

Offline Melb

She took my money and then started wasting time - left the room for 5 minutes, talked for 5 more, listed stuff she wouldn't do - including oral with or without. Took her clothes off to reveal saggy old body (on a 25 year old). I told her I wanted my money back and was leaving. She started shouting and swearing and threatening to call the police.

I grabbed my money from the counter and turned towards the door. She came at me hitting and clawing and caught me in my neck. I threw her off, went out the door and down the stairs. Waiting for me was the pimp. Whore ran up behind accusing me of beating her up and robbing her. I looked the pimp in the eye and told him what had happened. I was in a cold fury but fully in control of myself. Pimp seemed to sense that I was not going to be fucked about any more, told the whore to shut up and got out of the way.

I am not a violent man but very occasionally I will head butt a rhino out of my way.
Stopped punting for 2 years.

Offline toolboy55

At the start of a punt the girl offered me a drink and as usual I asked for a glass of water. Having consumed the drink the only place to put the glass was on a shelf a few feet above the bed head. While the girl was riding me and got a bit more enthusiastic she grabbed hold of the shelf to give herself something to push against. Sadly the shelf wasn't all that securely fixed to the wall and something clearly meant that the glass i'd put there must have shuffled to the edge of it without either of us noticing. It proceeded to fall off the shelf hitting me right in my left eye. It wasn't an issue during the punt really as we tidied ourselves up and carried on but when I woke up the next morning and looked in the mirror I had a fairly decent black eye and had to quickly think up an excuse as to how I got it.

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1. Have you ever had someone or yourself taken ill during a punt?

I've had a few cramps while punting, often in the calves, but once in the chest. Now I reasonably frequently have chest cramps (surface chest muscles go all stupid, nothing serious), but apparently when you are intimate with someone, they can be a bit concerned  :scare:

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2. If it did happen what would you do?
Well, I do what I always do in those situations, and clutch my chest and start laughing like a weirdo. It's a defensive mechanism: it scares Death away  :D

Offline tda666

I've had the dreaded "jelly cock" - a swelling caused by fluid retention I think - I got it from a vigorous and crap handjob. I went tot he gum clinic, they said it should go down, after a bit of discharge it did in about 24 hours.

I have had Jelly Cock quite a few times including very recently during a foursome when the two girls were determined to get me to the money shot.... and unfortunately it didn't happen and 'Jelly Cock' pursued. It does disappear after a day or so.

I have never heard of the expression before but I will never forget it now so thanks Ali !!

Wiltsboy01

I have had Jelly Cock quite a few times including very recently during a foursome when the two girls were determined to get me to the money shot.... and unfortunately it didn't happen and 'Jelly Cock' pursued. It does disappear after a day or so.

I have never heard of the expression before but I will never forget it now so thanks Ali !!

I've heard it called wankers cock in these parts, but we are simple country folk.

Offline Tailpipe

She took my money and then started wasting time - left the room for 5 minutes, talked for 5 more, listed stuff she wouldn't do - including oral with or without. Took her clothes off to reveal saggy old body (on a 25 year old). I told her I wanted my money back and was leaving. She started shouting and swearing and threatening to call the police.

I grabbed my money from the counter and turned towards the door. She came at me hitting and clawing and caught me in my neck. I threw her off, went out the door and down the stairs. Waiting for me was the pimp. Whore ran up behind accusing me of beating her up and robbing her. I looked the pimp in the eye and told him what had happened. I was in a cold fury but fully in control of myself. Pimp seemed to sense that I was not going to be fucked about any more, told the whore to shut up and got out of the way.

I am not a violent man but very occasionally I will head butt a rhino out of my way.
Stopped punting for 2 years.


I can see that would take some time to get over , not nice at all.

Offline tda666

I've heard it called wankers cock in these parts, but we are simple country folk.

I think the first few times I experienced this problem was probably justified as being called 'wankers cock' but let's just stick with this new phrase 'Jelly Cock' brought on by vigorous stimulation by one or more WG's !!

I've never heard of  "jelly cock" or "wankers cock" is it just where your dick goes limp or what?

Offline tda666

I've never heard of  "jelly cock" or "wankers cock" is it just where your dick goes limp or what?

No, no. It's when, after vigorous stimulation your cock / fore skin remains swollen for a day or so.

Offline lovingfacials

Had cramp in my leg a few times, seems to be something I'm prone to when in that position on a bed.

Slipped down a few stairs and badly twisted my ankle on my way out one day as well, left me hobbling away from the house in pain.

Haystacks

for some reason I found your post side splitting funny and cant help but burst out laughing everytime I think of you hobbling away post punt

I have come to consider myself a right twat at times!!!!!!!!

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Haystacks

for some reason I found your post side splitting funny and cant help but burst out laughing everytime I think of you hobbling away post punt

I have come to consider myself a right twat at times!!!!!!!!

you know the best bit, I did that on an evening when I'd had cramp... in the other leg. So I had one that was still painful from the cramp, and the other with an ankle that hurt when I put weight on it, I must have looked quite a sight!

Offline lovingfacials

Haystacks

please stop your killing me, I can imagine the sight of you hobbling away post punt, pmsl :lol: :lol:


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