Jasmine La Maison Bury

[Pepsiii]

Jasmine's profile write up reads like she's stunning must see milf...
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In reception she walked past, didn't know it was her until she came back out after a couple of minutes. I'd describe her as late 30's or mid 40's. She's not a natural brunette, it's coloured more black than anything else. I'd describe her as a chav type in how she presents herself, with her looks and mannerisms, she's a little abrupt.

A side note, the toilet was broken it couldn't flush, how this wasn't repaired I have no idea!

Out the shower onto the bed, immediately Jasmine asked if I wanted OWO (£10 charge). She's not experienced and I could tell this was going to be a shit punt.

Jasmine started with a massage which was below average, she proceeded to nibble my ears whilst drenching them in her saliva, with fake moaning. More massage front/back. She straddled me, my bare cock was touching her inner thighs/pussy. This shook me, i thought she was going to accidentally slip my cock into her pussy without realising. I moved backwards/to the side and pulled away.

Jasmine rubbed her tits over my cock, I exploded over her face. This was 10-15mins into the punt. I asked to go again. Jasmine didn't realise your allowed to cum again at La Maison and questioned it.

Jasmine started nibbling/drenching my ears with her saliva, then proceeded with what can be described as an amateurish hand job where she tugged away hoping I would come.  Condom time and she's asking me to remove the condom out opened wrapper and put  it over my cock. The punt was ruined. There was no chemistry, she's clearly new to escorting and it clearly shows. I got up, go dressed with 20 odd mins to go in the hour.

Complete waste of money. I'd booked her without seeing her in the flesh, all due to her profile write up, thinking I was going to end up with a goddess but ended up with someone that's not up to parlour work.

[NigelF]

I'd booked her without seeing her in the flesh, all due to her profile write up, thinking I was going to end up with a goddess but ended up with someone that's not up to parlour work.

I presume you know this was a dumb move. I'm just surprised that someone with your experience (based on your numerous helpful reviews) thought that the profile write ups are in any way guaranteed to be accurate or something other than pure marketing guff. To be fair though, if you've seen lots of good girls there then I can somewhat understand how you might think they are accurate but still, it's surely obvious that all the profiles are glowingly written so they can entice more punters.

I'm not trying to justify the parlour or her actions though. It's clearly unacceptable but it's just a common unfortunate reality. I don't mean to be too critical of you either - your thoughts and actions are perfectly understandable, just a little naive.

I often like to book in advance but only if they have pictures up. I would however likely wave that rule if she had a positive review on here. It was always a dangerous game with her as she has no pics and her stated is 37. That's guaranteed to be an underestimation, often larger than with the younger girls as they can get away with it more, e.g. the difference in looks between a 20 year old and a 30 year old is often a fair bit larger than 37 vs 47).

Anyway, sorry you had a shit one mate. Cheers for the review 

[Pepsiii]

NigelF, I was in 2 minds about seeing her and only booked because of the write up, she sounded a right cracker but the reality was different. It was a dumb move on my part, the others I've seen there have been after reading reviews on here.

She had lots of stretch marks when she bent over, signs of having children. Another negative is she never showered afterwards but just got changed into her outfit. The bedsheets were not changed.
 
Saskia showered afterwards and changed the bedsheets when I saw her, Saskia for me over this wannabe Jasmine any day of the week.

I presume you know this was a dumb move. I'm just surprised that someone with your experience (based on your numerous helpful reviews) thought that the profile write ups are in any way guaranteed to be accurate or something other than pure marketing guff. To be fair though, if you've seen lots of good girls there then I can somewhat understand how you might think they are accurate but still, it's surely obvious that all the profiles are glowingly written so they can entice more punters.

I'm not trying to justify the parlour or her actions though. It's clearly unacceptable but it's just a common unfortunate reality. I don't mean to be too critical of you either - your thoughts and actions are perfectly understandable, just a little naive.

I often like to book in advance but only if they have pictures up. I would however likely wave that rule if she had a positive review on here. It was always a dangerous game with her as she has no pics and her stated is 37. That's guaranteed to be an underestimation, often larger than with the younger girls as they can get away with it more, e.g. the difference in looks between a 20 year old and a 30 year old is often a fair bit larger than 37 vs 47).

Anyway, sorry you had a shit one mate. Cheers for the review