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2 review(s) for chloexoxo (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline englandfan

So what to say about Chloexoxo

well - i booked her for half hour on Wednesday in a surrey premier inn, and have to say the whole experience was somewhat 'soulless'

don't get me wrong i'm not expecting 100% 'im into you' for the 30 mins, but this girl clearly has been doing this too long (6 years she said)

Arriving - she is pretty, but not 'gorgeous'.  (I'd say 80% is make up and 20% natural)

If she is 23, then I am a chinaman.

I would say, more 28

If she is a size 10 then I am also afghanistani (i'm not i'm white and british!).

I would say she is a 12 / 14 which would explain the somewhat 'artistic' profile images.  (shes also had 2 children and shows the affects of this)

Shes a pleasant enough girl, but it was just so clinical

i.e. kiss on the cheek and handshake on arrival.

'take all your clothes off and lie face down on the bed' - lets start with a back massage.

an ok back rub with baby powder, and some nice licking of the balls, and then asked me to lie on my back

she then sucked me (owo), for a few mins, whilst supporting her head with her other hand, so she didnt get neck ache.....(just plain lazy in my book) - it wasnt a memorable experience.

she climbed on top and said 'the only thing i don't like is my nipples being touched............WTF ?  where does it say that on your profile ?  :scare:

asked if i wanted to try the special tit wank ......... to be honest i was so turned off by now i just wanted to cum and get out of there.

again ....clinical, 'ok we will need me on my back for this' 

Tit wank to be fair was nice - she has nice natural tits ideal for this, and with baby oil i didn't last long.  She makes all the right noises but its all very fake and very 'ive been doing this a long time'

didnt get to fuck her, and for once, I really wasn't bothered

chatted briefly after whilst she text a few more mugs (im mean clients)........ and bored senseless i left.

I hope i havn't been too harsh because she's a pleasant enough girl.  I just think she hasn't been very honest about her size and age which really annoys me.

she said she enjoys escorting.........and i think she been doing it so long shes just lost all sense that the customer is paying, and they should call the shots (within her limits of course).

I've seen over 20 escorts and this will go down as the most soulless

Chloe, give it up and go and do something you will get far more enjoyment from.










2 review(s) found for chloexoxo linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Tailpipe

Profile and pictures look good and good feedback

Just goes to show how wrong it can turn out.

Guessing the pictures are from pre Kids

You have done the punting world a service by reporting the facts  :thumbsup:

Offline englandfan

thanks

yes, but look at the pics - blurry, and misleading for a reason.

next time i will think more with the big head, than the little head.

I hope i've saved a few people some money anyway

Offline Stiltskin

Good report. You should have posted on here before you saw her though.

I haven't seen her myself, but another punter gave me feedback on her and his experience was pretty much the same as yours. He said she was early 30's, size 12 with size E boobs, offered and gave him a tit wank too. I've never booked her as the photos put me off, it's obvious she's hiding what she really looks like.

Offline dami3n

Profile and pictures look good and good feedback

Just goes to show how wrong it can turn out.

Guessing the pictures are from pre Kids

You have done the punting world a service by reporting the facts  :thumbsup:

there's nothing good about the pictures, there's one ass pic which could be anyones and all the others are tiny thumbnails that give away nothing an probably fake or non descript to facilitate bait and switch, the others are photoshopped and blurred to hide so much ...with good reason apparently

different location every day of the week :unknown:

I've had two punts where the WG started with telling me where to lie down and what activity (massage) we would start with, first time i thought okay lets indulge but having endured the exact same crap the OP describes second time I was instructed to lie down for a massage I told her the only thing that needs massaging today is my cock and we skipped the timewasting tactic and got down to it

feedback is uncannily similar to the first and last english lass I punted lexi something, don't touch tits, i will ONLY lie on my back during shagging, finish early and text next mugs in line, souless and just lay there like a log, I'm not a robot so cum once etc etc

you should have requested info here before booking but as a rule any WG with those kind of poor pics is clearly warning you to beware - take their advice and walk

shame you had to experience this but you have done a good service by warning many ...punt and learn

« Last Edit: May 24, 2013, 04:23:56 PM by dami3n »

Offline Ali Katt

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I hope i havn't been too harsh because she's a pleasant enough girl.  I just think she hasn't been very honest about her size and age which really annoys me.

she said she enjoys escorting.........and i think she been doing it so long shes just lost all sense that the customer is paying, and they should call the shots (within her limits of course).

I've seen over 20 escorts and this will go down as the most soulless

Chloe, give it up and go and do something you will get far more enjoyment from.
I've seen similar escorts and it is difficult to give negative feedback if they are nice and friendly, but as you point you are the paying customer. You did the right thing and hopefully some other punters will read this before seeing her. Lying about her age and dress size is wrong. With these punts it is nice to empty your bollocks, but you walk away thinking: is that it? She can always respond to this thread, if she disagrees.

Offline englandfan

Question is..... I haven't left her feedback on AW yet

Yet i l know if I leave her negative feedback she's going to do the same to me

Do I leave it or not ?

Offline blue

Question is..... I haven't left her feedback on AW yet

Yet i l know if I leave her negative feedback she's going to do the same to me

Do I leave it or not ?

Depends on if you value your AW feedback?




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