Author Topic: X Caroline a Polish lass in Sheffield  (Read 1860 times)


3 review(s) for X Caroline  (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by mrfishyfoo]

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I'd woken up with a bit of a hangover and a raging dose of morning glory so I had a wank and still wasn’t sated so there really was only one option left to me. So what did I do, I went off on one and booked a spur of the moment punt. My first choice blew me out as she wanted a cash deposit so then my eye settled on Caroline. I’m partial to an EE and having noted the contents of MrBerbatov82’s successful TOFTT I was semi-reassured that all should be good.

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The short version.

Crap kissing but other than that a decent punt.

The booking process.

I fired off a text enquiring if Caroline was free at the time I wanted and got a very rapid yes. A couple more texts to ensure the services I required were available, which they were, so I requested an hour with lots of DFK and a CIM finish. I got a “Ye BEBE in return” that all was in the price so I was happy with that.

Simples and just how I like it. GAME ON !!!

Caroline then asked that I confirm ½ an hour before the agreed time. This is typical of the Poles/EEs I’ve seen, as they stack bookings, so does not cause me any concerns if they leave enough time to shower.

With hindsight I’m not sure if I was dealing with the lass direct, I could though be wrong.

The waiting game.

What waiting game. This was a same day punt as MrHorny wanted a fuck and a fuck he was going to have.

The Venue.

A modern block of flats in the centre of Sheffield.

First I am going to describe her.

Caroline isn’t anything like as lithe as her AWank pictures portray her to be. Either they were taken a while ago or they have been taken from a very clever angle.

She’s a 5’5” dyed, not bleached, “thick set” size 10/12 blonde Polish lass. If she was a bloke I’d be describing her as well built as she’s a sturdy package with a tremendous arse. She's got really lovely come have your wicked way with me green eyes, well they looked green to me. She’s got a bit of a belly but that’s about it for excess baggage.
 
Looks wise I reckon she’s a 6/10 every day of the week. I reckon her stats are 34-28-36 and that her natural tits are a C cup. If she’s 25 I’m…..well add 5 years to her age and I think that’s more like it.

Have to say I was pleased with what was about to suck and then sit on my cock, albeit a little disappointed she didn’t pick me up and throw me on the bed.

The meeting.
 
I arrived with 10 minutes to spare and got parked up in one of the many pay and display car parks in Sheffield City centre. I let Caroline know I was there and she texted me the flat number and floor back very promptly. Bang on the agreed time I was knocking on her door. The click of heels proceeded the usual hiding behind the door bit. I entered the flat to find a very smiley Caroline wearing a black one piece body, a silk dressing gown and 4” heels. She said hello, asked my name, gave me a kiss on both cheeks then led me by my hand into her room.

I was then asked how long and handed over the required paperwork. Caroline’s English is acceptable though I suspect she may have been struggling somewhat with my Yorkshire accent.

A quick chat about likes, which surprised me as I had already discussed this by text, and then it was shower time. I shot in and out of the shower and went back into the room. Caroline was sat waiting for me on the bed. She now pointed to my bald cock and balls, fresh waxed, and said to me “oh bebe I like them like that” as she kissed and licked her way down my torso before taking my cock in her mouth. This was a tease not an attack. Caroline then pulled me onto the bed so that we were kneeling facing each other, made a half-hearted attempt to kiss me, and then indicated I should make myself comfy. The teasing continued as she licked and sucked my nipples and worked her way down. Hmm what about the kissing ?? My cock ended up her mouth for what was actually a very good blow job with plenty of licking of my shaft and balls. Caroline’s technique is one I have come across before, other poles have done this, as she used a combination of hand and mouth while she “corkscrewed” up and down my full shaft. Having “played” with my cock and balls she then, to my surprise, worked her way further down so that she was now licking my arse as she rimmed me while wanking me off. Well to be honest I could have let her keep doing this till I popped, Caroline though had other ideas.

Caroline removed her underwear, applied a condom and jumped on board. She went straight for a squat and gave me a pasting. Still no fucking kissing. Hmm well this squatting was actually damned good as she also clamped me so I stopped her as I really didn’t want to cum yet.

Cock out and condom off before I asked her to kneel and set about her arse as I gave her a rimming whilst I inserted my thumb then 2 fingers into her nice neutral tasting bald fanny. Think she liked it as I rimmed and fingered her while using my thumb to work her clit. I reckon she came as she got very wet and was making all the right noises. Once I’d finished she did for the only time in the meeting French kiss me with some tongue.

Time to flip her on her back as another condom got applied. I now mounted her in missionary, bent her double, and gave her a nice slow fucking. While fucking her I asked about the kissing, I had made a big point about it in the original texts, which she ignored. So there really was only one option as I asked her to assume the position and pounded away in doggie. Damn she’s got a fine arse so I slapped it, she wasn’t impressed and asked me not to do that.  A CIM finish had been discussed so as I felt the sap begin to rise I withdrew and took off the condom. Caroline now span round, clamped on, and I filled her mouth with my baby batter. Have to give her credit as she took my full load without flinching and then went and spat after handing me a wipe to clean myself up.

Time check……not bad as the clock on my phone said 55 minutes in.

Time for a shower, dressed and a hug and a kiss on each cheek at the door, and I was off.

I got back to my car 1 hour and 15 minutes after I left it.

The money bit.

I paid £120 for 1 hour of her time.

In conclusion.

This could have been a tremendous punt BUT her kissing was a joke. For a punter that isn’t bothered about kissing she would IMHO be tremendous.

For me kissing is a deal breaker and that’s why I labelled this a neutral. Caroline did nothing wrong and she was really enthusiastic BUT she didn’t deliver on the one service I really had made a big point about wanting.

Would I return…well actually if the kissing was vastly improved then yes I would BUT it’s unlikely as there are plenty more fish in the pond.

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Great review.

Always is annoying when services are discussed and a lady goes back on her word. Plus it never fails to amuse me how a girl can suck a dick and sometimes more but not do DFK.  :D

Offline Delfrommem

Great review.

Always is annoying when services are discussed and a lady goes back on her word. Plus it never fails to amuse me how a girl can suck a dick and sometimes more but not do DFK.  :D

Even more amusing when she's rimming away as in this case.  :unknown:

Tongue up the arse but not down the throat...

Cracking review FF all reads positive but for the FK

She doesn't list rimming on her likes but think your waxed tackle must have put her in the mood.  :P

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Even more amusing when she's rimming away as in this case.  :unknown:

Tongue up the arse but not down the throat...

Cracking review FF all reads positive but for the FK

She doesn't list rimming on her likes but think your waxed tackle must have put her in the mood.  :P

Cheers MrDFM  :hi: :hi:

I was really surprised when she rimmed me as it was an unexpected treat.  :yahoo: :yahoo: The ladies do seem to like a bald knob and sack, same as us guys like a bald pussy.  :D :D

If she'd have snogged my face off as agreed in the initial comms :dash: :dash: this would have been a resounding positive.

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Cheers MrDFM  :hi: :hi:

I was really surprised when she rimmed me as it was an unexpected treat.  :yahoo: :yahoo: The ladies do seem to like a bald knob and sack, same as us guys like a bald pussy.  :D :D

If she'd have snogged my face off as agreed in the initial comms :dash: :dash: this would have been a resounding positive.

Do you home groom your pubic zone or get it done as part of a job lot with a wg?

I notice pro massage offers it.

If it wasn't for OH suspicions I'd get it done somewhere.

Just shaving at moment with a supposedly welll reviewed product but things it's bit crappy tbh.

Offline One Eyed Snake

Great review as usual, bet you were the guy that was parked at back of me this morning. He got in car sweating like a rapist. I'd just been to see Maria , these Polish girls are certainly full on.

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Sorry to read about her French kissing not being up to standard Mr ff. :unknown: I personally was satisfied with her FK or otherwise would have mentioned it in my review. I will make a special effort in future reviews to clarify the quality of fk in future reviews because as you say it makes or breaks a punt for you and if you've verified services offered prior to a punt we all hate it when girls don't deliver  :angry:. Back in my parlour punting days i got used to it never being on the menu (i can count on one hand the number of times i received this service). I was so willing this girl to score a positive from you I'm almost angry with her myself  :angry:. I was surprised also about her complaining about the arse splap as well although again with some parlour girls it was a no no.

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Do you home groom your pubic zone or get it done as part of a job lot with a wg?


If I do a really long booking with a WG that has the kit I have it done during "chat time" otherwise I tend to have it done at a "proper" salon.

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Sorry to read about her French kissing not being up to standard Mr ff. :unknown: I personally was satisfied with her FK or otherwise would have mentioned it in my review. I will make a special effort in future reviews to clarify the quality of fk in future reviews because as you say it makes or breaks a punt for you and if you've verified services offered prior to a punt we all hate it when girls don't deliver  :angry:. Back in my parlour punting days i got used to it never being on the menu (i can count on one hand the number of times i received this service). I was so willing this girl to score a positive from you I'm almost angry with her myself  :angry:. I was surprised also about her complaining about the arse splap as well although again with some parlour girls it was a no no.

I'm not the only one that's a picky fucker when it comes to kissing. For me FK is where lips meet and tongues flick and explore. DFK is a tonsil hunting tongue war where me and the lass "ravish" each others faces as we proper full on snog.

I specifically asked her if she did "Proper kissing with tongues" to which her reply was "I offer blah blah blah French Kissing blah blah blah" and I made a point that I wanted plenty of it. I wasn't expecting a tongue war. She clearly can kiss properly as she proved that after she "came" which tells me I was being rationed.

Get what you say about parlours. When I first started punting 25+ years ago kissing, OWO etc just didn't happen.

Don't be angry fella, she's a good fuck if the kissing isn't an issue. I've already moved on as I plan who gets it next.  :diablo: :diablo:

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Great review as usual, bet you were the guy that was parked at back of me this morning. He got in car sweating like a rapist. I'd just been to see Maria , these Polish girls are certainly full on.
One eyed snake, who is this Maria you speak of please?   :) Does she work in the same apartment block? Any other Sheffield recommendations?  :D

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One eyed snake, who is this Maria you speak of please?   :) Does she work in the same apartment block? Any other Sheffield recommendations?  :D

That will be this lass.

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Fuck me she's full on and she kisses proper.  :yahoo: :yahoo: She used to work out of the block that's at the top of the hill where Caroline is. I think she may have moved round the corner nearer to City Hall.

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Fuck me she's full on and she kisses proper.  :yahoo: :yahoo: She used to work out of the block that's at the top of the hill where Caroline is. I think she may have moved round the corner nearer to City Hall.
Yes that's the lass, full on DFK, yes Mrs she's just around corner.

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So it was you Mrf sweating like a rapist getting back in car.

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One eyed snake, who is this Maria you speak of please?   :) Does she work in the same apartment block? Any other Sheffield recommendations?  :D
Here's a good in for you, Fridays only Honeypot straight oppo GFE, Holly about 37. Fucks and sucks like a rabbit, they don't get much better. Ex blue belles.

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So it was you Mrf sweating like a rapist getting back in car.

Ha !! Ha !! Definitely not as my podging was done early one evening.  :hi: :hi:

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Here's a good in for you, Fridays only Honeypot straight oppo GFE, Holly about 37. Fucks and sucks like a rabbit, they don't get much better. Ex blue belles.

Might give this one a go!!

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Here's a good in for you, Fridays only Honeypot straight oppo GFE, Holly about 37. Fucks and sucks like a rabbit, they don't get much better. Ex blue belles.

Might give this one a go!!
You'll not be disappointed, I've known Holly years although haven't seen her for a while, she just gets better with age.

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Bluebelles!! Used to absolutely love that place when it was on city road!!  :cry: whatever happened to Lexi?!! Mia was a brilliant fuck as well :dash:

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You'll not be disappointed, I've known Holly years although haven't seen her for a while, she just gets better with age.

Thanks MrFF a visit to honeypot seems on the cards