In the Sunday Times a couple of weeks ago MASSAGE PARLOURS was an answer - derived as an anagram of ORGASMS ARE A PLUS.
Frankly it made me think WGs are SLOT MACHINES (sorry I mean CASH LOST IN ME). I told one MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL but she said HEY LOAN IT FOR ME, I LOVE LOTS. I was FEELING ROMANTIC (oops I meant FLAMING ERECTION) and wanting some SLEEPING TOGETHER (drat I wanted to say GET THEIR LEGS OPEN) I though she was CHEAP and she looked a PEACH I gave her my DEPOSIT and she showed me her TOPSIDES. When I performed THE ACT OF CUNNILINGUS she cried OH! LUSTING FACE IN CUNT.
Of course I HAVE A LARGE PENIS with which I PLEASE HER VAGINA. When I requested SEXUAL INTERCOURSE she said SURE SIR, CUE LATEX ON. Then I gave her A HUGE ORGASM and she rejoiced in OUR MEGA SHAG.
Inevitably sometimes LIFE SUCKS and I FUCK LESS.
Anyone care to continue...?