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In the Sunday Times a couple of weeks ago MASSAGE PARLOURS was an answer - derived as an anagram of ORGASMS ARE A PLUS.

Frankly it made me think WGs are SLOT MACHINES (sorry I mean CASH LOST IN ME). I told one MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL but she said HEY LOAN IT FOR ME, I LOVE LOTS. I was FEELING ROMANTIC (oops I meant FLAMING ERECTION) and wanting some SLEEPING TOGETHER (drat I wanted to say GET THEIR LEGS OPEN) I though she was CHEAP and she looked a PEACH I gave her my DEPOSIT and she showed me her TOPSIDES. When I performed THE ACT OF CUNNILINGUS she cried OH! LUSTING FACE IN CUNT.

Of course I HAVE A LARGE PENIS with which I PLEASE HER VAGINA.  When I requested SEXUAL INTERCOURSE she said SURE SIR, CUE LATEX ON.  Then I gave her A HUGE ORGASM and she rejoiced in OUR MEGA SHAG.

Inevitably sometimes LIFE SUCKS and I FUCK LESS.

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Offline rpg

A wee bit childish for me but I do remember a political one from the eighties which quite tickled me. The Conservative politician Virginia Bottomley turned into "I'm an evil tory bigot"


Offline DannyJames

A wee bit childish for me but I do remember a political one from the eighties which quite tickled me. The Conservative politician Virginia Bottomley turned into "I'm an evil tory bigot"

I was particularly fond of someone pointing out during that royal photo furore that 'naked tit model' is an anagram of Kate Middleton.


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