After reading Sunbunny's review of Helen at Siam Sauna I thought I would give her a go. At £50 for 30 minutes you can hardly go wrong. As previously stated the Sauna is behind a garage in Horton Heath near Southampton. During the day the entrance is not exactly what you would call discreet. I made the mistake this time of trying to walk through the cars for sale, but as you get close to the door the funny bugger of a car salesman had parked them so close together that I couldn't actually get through. Could almost see the sod laughing at me as I turned back around and walked the long way round. I had rung a few minutes before to check that Helen was free, so rang the bell and was let in. Shown info a room, paper work out of the way and waited for Helen.

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First impressions are that Helen is not nearly as attractive as Keke who I say a few weeks ago. I would say a 4 out of 10. When she entered she instructed me to strip and lay on the bed. She stripped too so was naked to start. She is a little over weight, and has a scar on her tummy. Nothing horrendous but worth a mention.

The massage started was pretty good. Fairly firm but she didn't actually ask what I wanted. It lasted maybe 5 minutes before it turned into a very good body to body massage, with her running her pussy up and down my back. Kissing my neck and light kisses over my shoulder. So far a more erotic service by far than keke. I turned over at this point and a bit of mutual masturbation. Very good with Helen getting nice and wet. I tried for a little French kissing but she wasn't having that. Light kissing was fine but no open mouth. On with the hat and started in missionary, finishing up in doggy.

All in all an enjoyable punt for £50. Helen certainly puts more effort in than Keke, but facially and her body just can't compare. Would I go back? Yes. Although I'm not sure who I'd go for. Keke was great looking, and the sex was good, but Helens erotic body to body massage was fantastic. Obviously neither are a GFE but if you want that then this isn't really the place to get it. But a last minute pump and dump or a solid plan b you can't beat it.

"last minute pump and dump" is a little harsh - it's still one of the most consistently reliable Asian establishments in the Southampton area.

But far less personal than a GFE. It was a good service but not fantastic. I think that's a fair assessment.

I always viewed this place as a "last minute pump and dump" until I had a proper GFE there. That girl happened to be Helen.