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My Self Summary
Can someone lend me like £600? I accept paypal donations.
I need to buy a plane ticket.
Skint student/part-time escort.
Feminist, Left-wing, cynic.
I don't believe in love.
I don't agree with religion.
I don't trust the government.
I don't agree with capitalism.
I don't really like people, cos no one seems to do anything good with their lives. But then again neither do I, I just write a load of shit when I get angry and hope it will make a difference. ...It doesn't. I should probably do some charity work or something or go to Africa and cry on national television like One Direction did, so people will think I'm a good person.
I pretty much hate everything, except pizza, sex, whisky and GEJW (he's getting upset about all these straight guys viewing his profile and not messaging him, so if you've got gay tendencies, hit him up.)
I drink too much and it leads to a fuck lot of trouble. And then I drink more to forget that I'm in trouble. It's a vicious circle of me never quite reaching sobriety.
P.S. I'm not very good at selling myself... (Verbally. In the physical sense I manage just fine.)
P.P.S. Is it too shameless to post a link to my blog?
What I’m doing with my life
By day I'm a Journalism student, who fucks around a lot and writes a lot of shit about what's wrong with the world. By night I'm fucking for money, drinking myself into jail cells and giving away half my income to the homeless.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
Big piece of metal through my septum. Stop asking me if it hurt, of course it fucking hurt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Courtney Love, Hole, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Marilyn Manson, Fleetwood Mac, Metallica, Babes in Toyland, L7, The Cure, Slipknot, Pantera, Joy Division, R.E.M, David Bowie, The Smiths, Lamb of God, HIM, The Clash, Rob Zombie, Bikini Kill, Rammstein, Amy Winehouse, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Bob Dylan, Patti Smith, Janis Joplin, Sex Pistols, Iron Maiden, etc...
Films: The Runaways, Control, Party Monster, The People Vs Larry Flynt, A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Almost Famous, Monster, Fight Club, House of 1,000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, Boys Don't Cry, Pulp Fiction, Coyote Ugly, Sid & Nancy, The Virgin Suicides, Lord of the Rings, etc... Stanley Kubrick, John Hughes, Quentin Tarantino, Rob Zombie
Books: Dirty Blonde, Lolita, ...Anything I said in Films that was originally a book... Ian McEwan, Stephen King, Hunter S. Thompson, Naomi Wolfe, Edgar Allen Poe, James Joyce, Sylvia Plath, Shakespeare...
I miss reading things that don't have a bibliography.
The six things I could never do without
Pizza, whisky, sex, music, men, feminism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex and pizza
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ain't got no secrets.
I’m looking for
Guys who like girls
For casual sex
You should message me if
You're not going to assume that I'm an easy slut that will fuck anything for free.
You're not going to ask for a bj in exchange for a tenner... They're worth way fucking more than 10 quid, so don't insult me like that, you cunts.