Best swinging club in West Midlands

[nightrider.1234]

From the escorts that I've met in the past some of them recommended me to join a swinger club to get some more action.  Out of this list which one of would you guys recommend:

1) Chameleons in Darlaston
2) Private club in Aston
3) Xtasia in West Bromwich
4) R3tro in Walsall
5) Valhalla in Dudley

Also cos I'm a single guy which one would be the best for single guys

[megaman]

hope you don't mind me asking but whats the difference beteen a swinging club and a Massage Parlour? only been too Massage Parlour so don't know.

[Sir_Blaze]

hmmmm

1) Chameleons in Darlaston  is swinging club and considered 1 of the best in the UK ( the girls can and will say no and you're not garunteed of getting a bonk) though it does have good facilities and depending on day long opening hours, though as  a single male you wont be allowed in on a saturday night period and you have to be a member to go in unless you get in on a swingings site event like the Fab swingers BBW Bash held every 2 months. ( you have to put your name down in the fab forums for that)

2) Private club in Aston  is a cross between swinging club and a gangbang club ( or so i Believe) it has girls there specifically to take on male punters and in a gangbang scenario but there is also a swinging element i think

3) Xtasia in West Bromwich, is a swinging club but with a more clubbing type vibe, ( been told the swinging side is cliquey so if your not a sexy hot male don't bother. they also hold Fet events which i'm told are very well run but it's more for fet play rather than getting your end wet

4) R3tro in Walsall is a pure out n out gangbang clubif you want to get your end wet garunteed this is probably the place to go depending on the day and or event will have 2-4 girls working upto 6 or 7 on speshul occasions you get several hours so if your a multi popper this can be the place for you.

5) Valhalla in Dudley sort of a cross between fetish/swing and gangbang club depending on the event gangbangs seem to be very small events and if there isn't enough men there they can and will cancel at the last minute  sessions go for about 1.5-2 hours long, the swinging events they hold i can't say anything about, and the fetish events are generally couples and subby guys. Valhalla gangbangs though are when they aren't cancelled your 2nd best option in my opinion.

[Sir_Blaze]

hope you don't mind me asking but whats the difference beteen a swinging club and a Massage Parlour? only been too Massage Parlour so don't know.

a swinging club is for people who want to have sex but the women aren't paid to be there or paid to have sex with you

a massage parlour the girls are paid to have sex

[Diehard]

I have heard all of the above mentioned swinging clubs are full of fat women in the main and middle aged .

I've never been to any but I'm reluctant to go to a club where there are no young hot slim girls.

Anyone who has been to any it would be interesting to hear from them

[Plicious]

I've been to chameleons a few times. Yes, majority may be fat and/or overweight, but there are a few gems. Personally, I'd never go as a single guy but each to their own

[The Owl]

Nightrider1234: looking at your reviews and the way structure them I'm not sure a swingers club would be a good idea for you. I suspect that you're similar to my adult nephew. He's a unique and intelligent lad but he is socially awkward, gets upset very easily and can often misunderstand social interactions (he's also been taken advantage of a few times because he's very literal with how he communicates whilst others have lied to him).

I get the feeling you might have a hard time at a swingers club and when you try to assert yourself you may be treated as a trouble maker even if your not. I reckon you'd have a lot more fun really researching the WG's in your area and finding a good reviewed one that fits your needs.

Of course if you want to go down the Swingers Club route I'll wish you luck.

[Pundit]

Chameleons and Xstasia are the best in West Midlands but if you can travel a little further then Liberty Elite near Lutterworth is even better.

Would always recommend going as a couple as it doesn't look much  fun for single guys and generally only the fitter and better-looking would get to play with the decent girls.

[Horizontal pleasures]

a swinging club is for people who want to have sex but the women aren't paid to be there or paid to have sex with you

a massage parlour the girls are paid to have sex

You know so much about this let us see a review of your exploits.

[Sir_Blaze]

You know so much about this let us see a review of your exploits.

well i do believe that posting reviews on swing clubs is actually against site rules, i mean if i'm wrong please feel free to instruct me to the contrary,
ergo me just passing on the info within the thread rather than doing a full blown review on the swing clubs I've been too.

edit :
after looking at site rules Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel. Past or current sex workers or anyone related to a sex worker (e.g. boyfriend) may not review any other sex worker. Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicised by the service provider). Massage-only reviews without any sexual services are permitted, but ideally should make it clear in the topic title.

seems the rules state i can't review so we'll have to leave it with the info i left in this thread

[Sugarman_Treacle]

It really depends what you want. I love Chams, meeting genuine people all from different backgrounds who just want fun. If you specifically want a 24 year old with DD’s and a guaranteed facial, you’re better booking an escort though.

I go to Chams regularly, as a single bloke it’s hit and miss, as stated by others, it’s a swingers club, so you you aren’t paying anyone for sex, you only pay on the door for entry. But once inside it’s up to you to make an effort and charm people. In my experience you don’t get lots of single women (maybe on a Saturday night) but I have always managed to leave relieved. There are some bigger ladies there, there are also some insanely hot ladies there too, and you never know, you might get lucky. Probably the two hottest girls I’ve shagged were in Chams, you do have to make concessions though, their husband might like to watch or you may have a wider audience, but that part of the fun.

I’ve made friends there and we meet outside regularly for fun too, so I do this more than punting nowadays. I met one lady, average looking, but I’m an average guy, who was just a sex addict, she locked me in a room one Wednesday and ripped me apart for 3 hours!!! Super!