Author Topic: Carla-36GG - Dewsbury  (Read 4683 times)


7 review(s) for Carla-36GG (6 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by FCB]

Offline Home Alone

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Dewsbury, West Yorkshire.  WF13

INTRO:  When planning my series of visits to “reasonably-priced MILFs along the M62”, what I try to do is to alternate between dear old Lancashire and that dark place on the far side of the Pennines.  So as my last visit had mainly involved driving round the M60, this was due to be a trip across the Pennines.  And when I looked at my Yorkshire HL, two features on Carla’s profile page caught my eye!  The other one was a reduction of £20 from any hourly booking.  So, as with my last FR where I benefitted from a “Winter warmer” offer, I was actually saving money to post this Report.

And in a way, I was TOFTT.  Although Carla’s mentioned in passing on here, I couldn’t find any AW FR more recent than nearly 6 years ago.  That may well be because she’s on the “Prostitute blacklist” on the PuntingWiki, following a conviction back then.  But as a punter who’s spent time in the cells, I felt certain that, as she didn’t get a custodial sentence, any offence from 6 years ago could surely be treated as ‘spent’ by now.

COMMS:   Could have been better, to be honest.  I like to get the arrangements sorted a few days before the session.  That way, I’ve got plenty of time, if needs be, to arrange a Plan ‘B’ with another “reasonably-priced MILF”.

So, as Carla requires you to ring her before making a booking, I thought I’d help both of our diaries by ringing her a few days before the date and time I wanted and leaving a voicemail asking for that hour.  Only to receive a text message saying that she didn’t make advance arrangements with people she’d not seen before.  I may be myopic, but I still can’t see anything about that on her Profile page.

So I rang her on the morning of the day I wanted to see her, only to be told I couldn’t have the time I wanted because “the Sky engineers are coming round between 1.00 and 3.00.”  So we arranged the meet for the same time the next day with a request to let her know when I was leaving home.

LOCATION:  A ground-floor flat in a modern building which is just off a main road out of the town centre.  The building is one of two or three which are either new-builds or conversions around a large communal car park so yours could be a resident’s or visitor’s car for any one of the blocks.  Carla’s last appointment of the day is usually around 6.00 pm so I don’t know if there are more residents’ cars in the car park at that time of day but I imagine you’d still be able to find a space.  My visit was a lunchtime one and there was certainly enough free space then.  Once you’ve parked, you need to ring her for the door code to get into the building.  At the time I arrived, there were very few other people around and because of the size of the buildings, I wasn't aware of twitching curtains or any other sign of nosy neighbours.

When you’re inside, the bedroom features a large TV screen on which porn films are shown continually and a large mirror on the wall nearest the foot of the bed so that a punter can see himself in action, if he so wishes.  I must confess I didn’t really look at either of those; I was too busy concentrating on what we were doing!

LOOKS:  Her Profile page shows face pics and on arrival, I could see that they were an accurate representation.  I thought the photos on her Profile page were quite cleverly posed - they'd led me to think I’d be meeting a taller woman than she says she is - she’s about 5’ 5” - but the Size 14 stated on her Profile page seems accurate.  From the press cutting attached to the punting Wiki, we can be sure her stated age is accurate.

ACTION:  We’d briefly discussed what I’d like to get up to - as I’ve got older, I’ve become a Vanilla kind of punter who’s happy with the GFE - and Carla demonstrated her experience by more or less running the session to fit in with all that I said I wanted. The dress she was wearing when she let me into her flat came off to reveal matching bra and suspenders holding up a pair of fishnets but no knickers so that, right from the start, I could get to work fingering her.

Her bra also came off early on, so those 36GGs of hers could come into play, although she kept reminding me how sensitive her nipples were whenever I got near to sucking on them.  While I was fingering away, she started off with a nice sloppy bj, leading into a healthy tit-wank and face-fucking.   This was followed by a good long session of 69, in which her clean, fresh pussy got extremely wet, as my left hand subsequently confirmed.

After this, we moved on to penetration in Cowgirl.  I’ve noted before this is the only position I can manage comfortably these days.  Even if that weren’t so, the innate tit-man in me would have wanted to be up close and personal with those bouncing 36GGs.  Either way we had a nice long healthy session of activity in that position in which we both participated energetically - it wasn’t “the lazy bloke’s position”, as another WG once called it to me - leading to a happy ending for both of us.

RETURN?  Yes I would; even if there weren’t a price reduction at the moment.  This was much closer to a PSE than I thought I’d be capable of these days. 

RECOMMEND?  And again, yes I would; but, as per her Profile page, only to the over-25s.

As I noted on another FR, one of the first things I check before booking a WG is her AW Reference number.  If, as Carla’s does, it’s only got six figures, that defines her for me as an experienced SP who delivers a good enough service to keep her on the radar of enough punters to keep her busy.  And by the confident way Carla led the way throughout my hour, I could easily understand why.

Once the two of you are on the bed, Carla certainly knows what she’s doing; but, unlike some WGs I’ve seen a number of times over the years, this session never felt like one of those ‘routine’ punts, where if you’re doing a certain activity, you know you’re (say) almost certainly about 25 minutes into your hour!  It felt much more spontaneous than that.


Offline threechilliman

Dewsbury? West Yorkshire? NW?

Someone do the honours......

tcm

Offline Home Alone

Sorry, lads; brain-fade late on a Friday night.  Apologies. :blush:

Yes; please can someone move this to the Board it should be on?

Offline stevedave

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Thanks for the review. I've perused her profile many times, but never taken the plunge...a combination of being on the blacklist and doubts about her age have always put me off.

But, being a tit man...those boobs do look pretty good fun...

Offline Mr Farkyhars

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although she kept reminding me how sensitive her nipples were whenever I got near to sucking on them

So she won't allow nipple-sucking?
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So she won't allow nipple-sucking?

I wouldn't say she doesn't allow it, Mr. F.  However every time I got near, I received that reminder.

There was enough else enjoyable about the session not to downgrade this FR to Neutral but it was 'a bit of a pain' to keep hear her saying that.

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Thanks for the review. I've perused her profile many times, but never taken the plunge...a combination of being on the blacklist and doubts about her age have always put me off.

But, being a tit man...those boobs do look pretty good fun...
Pretty sure her age is accurate as it was listed in a newspaper article.

So she won't allow nipple-sucking?
What is it with big girls who don't like this? Courtesan Annabel is another, the main reason for seeing these escorts is the breasts or am I missing something and it is sparkling conversation and cups of tea?

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So she won't allow nipple-sucking?
Tits like that are there for sucking & chewing on then splattering in man juice-Her main advert is her tits but she wont let you near them-off the list !!
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