I had been looking at Thai Mai's of Carlisle profile/gallery for quite sometime and whilst in the Carlisle area a few weeks ago on business I gave her a call in the morning to arrange an afternoon punt. However the conversation was very rushed on her part not allowing me to explain my situation fully before she hung up! Call me later she said having booked for 5pm 1hr session at £110. This would leave me only half an hour to find address with a map only. Not knowing the area and being new to this I tried to explain this in a brief text during my work having made initial contact. I managed to slip out of meeting at 4pm and call her having been on edge all day (can't wait to get there syndrome
) she answered and just said "Can't take it and hung up! Fcuk me I thought and text "Thanks for nothing! Negative review"
As it turned out I was all done early I set of thinking of a plan B when the phone rang and I could see it was Thai Mai ringing back but I couldn't pick up as driving,thought sod it you had your chips lady!! It rang four times so I pulled up and wished I' had not picked up as I had an irate Thai lady clearly with no patience and it was everybody's fault but hers! I hung up and drove over to Nikki at Hexham as she takes texts bookings and it understanding and a very nice person to deal with. An Excellent H.E was delivered totally relieving me of the stress of the past hour or so. Would highly recommend Nikki and don't be put of by the Portacabin she operates from, it very clean and spotless inside.
Anyway two weeks past and still for some daft reason I wanted to sample Thai Mai so decided to give her another go. However I used another phone to set up a 1hr appointment. This time communication initial was good in the morning and we arranged to meet later that afternoon at 2pm. Arrived in the Carlisle area with 15mins to call her for address and she was cool with the fact I had to get to the other side of Carlisle from J43 of M6. Traffic through town center delayed me slightly arrived five mins late but all was good.
Address was easy to find so parked a short walk away, door was opened as I knocked and ushered in. As Seagull 99 reviewed a year ago I was met by a good looking Thai lady in her mid forties I would say in basque and black hold ups although had stated beige! Headed straight for the bedroom and the private house is ok but not spotless by any means a little run down. The bedroom and bed was OK with dated furniture dotted around and dimly lit. Thai ma was constantly nervously talking away from start to Finnish which she admitted to during the punt! The fee was paid £120 which had increased by ten pounds and had gone up, I checked her profile before posting this! I undressed and it was obvious she was nervous and disorganized from the start
Having laid down for a body to body massage I have never had such a poor massage even though I asked for it to be hard! God only knows what soft would be like, she then began doing theses strange ritual like flicks of her hands from time to time during the flimsy massage obviously thinking she was doing a great job! Not!! Then it was turn over and after fumbling around for the condom rubber securely on and I mean securely on checking three times that it was all the way down to the base of my cock, she then for about thirty seconds began to deliver oral before attempting to jump on top and fcuk me rather awkwardly! The she decides to turn around and attempt it from the other direction. I then asked for doggy as all was not going well which she agreed to willingly and then to the missionary position to finish off with me pumping her whilst getting these strange flickering of hands on my chest area. A small lady with a fit and tight body for her age but the profile for me did not match the service I got and there was something not quite right from start to finish with Thai Mai as if she was going through the change or something odd.
Having cum and withdrawn she was off the bed and fumbling once again for wipes and what looked like a doggy poo bag to put the filled condom into and then ran me a bath whilst she finished of the poor massage. I then left and will not be returning thats for sure although she thanked me for coming and see you next time! I would sooner see Sheng Long or Nikki for £60 and H.e in future as I have tried twice now to have full service with body to body only to be disappointed by the experience. Somebody said once on this site you can't get a good massage with full sex. Massage and hand relief is one thing and full sex is another. Hard to get both together and I have learnt an expensive lesson!! The profile of leaving totally satisfied and mind blowing B2b is stretching it to the extreme, utter bollocks in my humble opinion and not worth £120. Off to see Sheng or Nikki next time unless somebody can point me in the right direction for B2b with mind blowing sex. Giving this a neutral heading as it wasn't totally negative she tried her best I suppose. And don't know how to provide a link sorry.
