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Author Topic: Does it matter if I am fat?  (Read 9472 times)

Offline Festisio

I'm sure he'd have seen the humour in it.

They are a jolly people, after all.

Offline rpg

In my view too.

I also find it very tiresome when somebody takes offence on behalf of another.

That's why I've resorted to using a few well placed smileys. Helps to make posts clear.

I'm 20yo and about 18 stone.

She is also a BBW so would that make her more or less likely to be bothered?

she looks gorgeous, she might teach you a thing or two, enjoy yourself.

Offline CatBBW

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I'm 20yo and about 18 stone.

She is also a BBW so would that make her more or less likely to be bothered?

The age thing would bother more ladies than the weight. Just make sure you are impeccably clean, you are polite and respectful, you have the correct money, and if you look particularly young, take some age ID with you.

Hope you have a good time :)

Offline smiths

I'm sure he'd have seen the humour in it.

They are a jolly people, after all.

Apart from me. :D ;) For CTG see those smileys that is me indicating i am having a laugh, you know that thing you can do on forums that arent totally PC.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2013, 08:44:15 PM by smiths »

Offline Daffodil

That's why I've resorted to using a few well placed smileys. Helps to make posts clear.

We'll have you using lol before long  :hi:


Offline manc36

Try to stop worrying, it'll be fine.

You are not meeting some bird off the net or going on a blind date. It's very very rare a WG would turn down anyone on looks alone. It won't happen, in fact she'll probably enjoy seeing a younger man who is on his first punt.

First punt can be a bit hit and miss, at least you've got a few hints and tips off this site. You musn't fret - she is getting some good cash and you'll hopefully be getting some good sex.

Enjoy  :)

Offline ParisB

Never punted before but have decided to visit a WG this week. I'm just a bit worried that because I am fat I may be turned away. Is this a likely thing to happen?

I'm not morbidly obese or anything but am still worried that the woman may refuse to have sex with me because of my weight. I am also quite young. Does this matter at all?


With a good working girl, no it wouldn't matter one bit, it would be water of a ducks back you could be  overweight, young, old, bald whatever  as long as your polite, turn up on time,  it wont be a problem Im sure that you wont be her first gent that is overweight and you wont be her last either so just relax and enjoy your time   

However as this site has proved  there are a awful lot of  (Should have had a wank escorts)    and the others on here would probably agree.
So as its your first time  do your research properly,  don't get swayed by a nice set of tits and but has crap feedback ect  and you wont go far wrong

 


I wouldn't mention your age, unless you look about 13years old  :D take some id with you if it makes you feel better though 
« Last Edit: May 19, 2013, 08:51:07 PM by ParisB »

Offline manc36

Although if you are on the shy side and she approaches you with that strap on, saying " fancy trying something different". Then it may be time to start fretting  :D

If she does. just give it the whole " whoa whoa whoa, what you playing at " routine .

Offline CatBBW

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The use of the smilies by WCL showed he was joking quite clearly in my view.

Even taking the smilies into account, it was still a thinly-veily insult aimed at a new poster who clearly has issues about his weight; if he didn't, this thread wouldn't exist.

Had he a few more posts under his belt, I wouldn't have said anything, as banter between established forum members is usual and accepted within the community.

Offline IluvPussy

I'm sure he'd have seen the humour in it.

They are a jolly people, after all.
Festisio  :hi:

That really did put a smile on my face.  :drinks:
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Offline smiths

Even taking the smilies into account, it was still a thinly-veily insult aimed at a new poster who clearly has issues about his weight; if he didn't, this thread wouldn't exist.

Had he a few more posts under his belt, I wouldn't have said anything, as banter between established forum members is usual and accepted within the community.

Absolute drivel.

Offline Daffodil

Even taking the smilies into account, it was still a thinly-veily insult aimed at a new poster who clearly has issues about his weight; if he didn't, this thread wouldn't exist.

Had he a few more posts under his belt, I wouldn't have said anything, as banter between established forum members is usual and accepted within the community.

It has fuck all to do with you anyway. What do you think gives you the right to speak on behalf of the 'community' and pass judgement on what is 'usual and accepted'?

If he's so self-conscious about his weight he can leave those Krispy Kremes alone and get down the gym  :hi:

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In my view too.

I also find it very tiresome when somebody takes offence on behalf of another.


No offence taken. I just think it's particularly cruel to insult a brand new poster about the very thing he's feeling insecure about. You should be saying "Forget the weight! Enjoy the sex! Go back for more then come tell us all about it!" instead of chucking 'banter' at him.

Scaring off the members isn't a good way to grow a successful forum. :hi:

Even taking the smilies into account, it was still a thinly-veily insult aimed at a new poster who clearly has issues about his weight; if he didn't, this thread wouldn't exist.

Had he a few more posts under his belt, I wouldn't have said anything, as banter between established forum members is usual and accepted within the community.

Are you honestly saying that the quote below is an insult?  :dash:

Nothing to be worried about  :drinks:

Just let her know you're a bigger guy & she'll grease up her door frames so you don't get stuck on the way in  :thumbsup:

Thank god I didn't call him a fat cunt  :scare:

Offline patulea

 :lol: Don't worry, I'm not offended at all. I get banter like that all the time.
Thanks for all the advice.
One more question. If I arrive and have a shower, is that included in the time that I have booked?

Offline James999

Even taking the smilies into account, it was still a thinly-veily insult aimed at a new poster who clearly has issues about his weight; if he didn't, this thread wouldn't exist.

Had he a few more posts under his belt, I wouldn't have said anything, as banter between established forum members is usual and accepted within the community.

Stop whinging and being offended on behalf of someone else, what are you trying to do "sterlise this place into oblivion"

It's a Punting forum not the Political correct womens institute or a support forum for weightwatchers :cool:

Offline James999

:lol: Don't worry, I'm not offended at all. I get banter like that all the time.
Thanks for all the advice.
One more question. If I arrive and have a shower, is that included in the time that I have booked?

Don't waste time having a shower, when you pay her she will probably run off to "Hide the money" (Pass it to her pimp) they usually have a pack of wet wipes on the side, give your arse an ball sack a quick wipe with those and wipe your bits on your pants  :music:

:lol: Don't worry, I'm not offended at all. I get banter like that all the time.
Thanks for all the advice.
One more question. If I arrive and have a shower, is that included in the time that I have booked?
not always but consider asking the lady to shower with you, that might be fun?
Or use some deodorant underarm before entering the flat and just wash the naughty bits, which some ladies like to do for you and can be very sensuous.

Offline Daffodil

:lol: Don't worry, I'm not offended at all. I get banter like that all the time.
Thanks for all the advice.
One more question. If I arrive and have a shower, is that included in the time that I have booked?

Good sport  :drinks:

So the only person who took offence was CTG. I think we know who is the one who is really self conscious about their weight  :rolleyes:

Offline Daffodil

Don't waste time having a shower, when you pay her she will probably run off to "Hide the money" (Pass it to her pimp) they usually have a pack of wet wipes on the side, give your arse an ball sack a quick wipe with those and wipe your bits on your pants  :music:

Don't spoil your pants, use her curtains  :hi:

Offline James999

not always but consider asking the lady to shower with you, that might be fun?

Not if he's booking a Fat one they would likely break the shower  :hi:

Just Spray your bollocks and arse with Lynx chocolate and job done  :hi:
« Last Edit: May 19, 2013, 09:16:43 PM by James999 »

Offline smiths

:lol: Don't worry, I'm not offended at all. I get banter like that all the time.
Thanks for all the advice.
One more question. If I arrive and have a shower, is that included in the time that I have booked?

And there you have it CTG, he isnt offended and you can now stop your drivel.

It will depend on the WG if a shower is included or not, with Indies i find it usually is myself. ;)

Offline smiths

Stop whinging and being offended on behalf of someone else, what are you trying to do "sterlise this place into oblivion"

It's a Punting forum not the Political correct womens institute or a support forum for weightwatchers :cool:

Spot on, i hope this isnt the start of the slippery slope into PC. Mind you i know you and others wont allow that to happen anyway. ;)


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