Author Topic: Ultra Chic Heidi  (Read 1267 times)


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Offline doughboy

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A rather bizarre encounter and a first (and hopefully last) for me. A bit of background first, for anyone who is interested. My last few punts have been shite and I was beginning to lose interest. Decided to have a little break and also decided that I'd stay away from the MK/Northampton WG's. Anyway, I'm on the train into London yesterday morning and had a bit of time on my hands. So, had a look through my HL and saw that Heidi was available. Sent her a text, agreed a time etc. Comms were great, quick and friendly. I turn up, a few minutes late unfortunately, at her place (a few minutes walk from Gloucester Rd tube) and walk up the 8 flights of stairs to her door. When she finally opened the door (music was blaring so couldn't hear me call, text, knock on door) my face dropped a little. I just didn't find her attractive facially, I'd even go as far as to say that I thought she was ugly. Bodywise she looked great but that boatrace just didn't do it for me. In my mind I'm weighing up whether I could go ahead with the punt because she's (supposedly) got a great arse, hence why she was on my HL. She invites me in, asks me how I am, did I want a drink etc and then says 'I think I'm getting the flu and I don't feel great, hope you don't mind'. To which my reply was, 'Oh no, I don't really want to catch a cold from you so shall we just leave it?'. To my joy, she said 'ok, let's leave it then' and showed me out of the door.

As I'm walking back to the tube, I'm thinking about how I dodged a bullet there and saved myself a few quid. It then dawned on me, she could have told me over the phone that she had a cold. So, maybe she took one look at me and decided she didn't want to fuck me either, and so made an excuse for herself!!

It's a negative because if she did have a cold, she shouldn't have waited until I'd made my way across town on the tube, to be told inside her flat.

Offline Jonestown

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Should be a negative for not making it clear on her profile that she was ugly.

Offline mattmatt

Thanks Doughboy, she was on my H/L, but It looks like I dodged a bullet!

Offline KPL

What a great review, too funny ... I know that sinking feeling when you are standing there, thoughts racing through you mind... dick says yes and brain says no  :D :lol:

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Agree that this could be a negative because you feel she may have been ill all along and just not told you.
Then again if she felt worse in the time between last contact and your arrival then it should only be a neutral.  Your choice to abort so timewasting is not just her fault.
I've had very enjoyable punts with ladies who were still willing even if a little under the weather.

Calling her out as "ugly" by your subjective judgement without qualification is a little harsh, and for that to affect someone else's choice (do they have exactly the same tastes as you?) is a shame.
Personally I think Heidi (saw her over a year ago when she first appeared on the scene) is quite attractive if you like slender ebony faces (she's not from the mold of round, flat, dark features).  Her lips were neither thin nor overly full but very kissable. She has good teeth and well cared for eyebrows. Her eyes are bright and friendly and she is generally well groomed.
I loved her accent others might find it too French or posh.  She's intelligent and articulate.

Just adding details in case these are attractive to others or not, for a more informed decision to add or delete from h/l

I would go back if she were available when I am, may try to negotiate original rate to be cheeky.

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OP I think your negative rating is useful and justified. 

WG's have a choice about whether to provide a face photo, either on their profile or on request.  Those who do NOT are giving you grounds for a refusal if you don't find them facially attractive at the start of the meet.

I walked out of a meeting with London Lucy on exactly this basis. Your rating highlights the issue for other punters.

Offline Super07Punt

Thanks for this OP, I was about to bite the bullet and make a booking until I read this review. Appreciate this is a subjective issue but the only way it can be resolved is via a face pic so until that goes up my money stays away.

I've punted without a face pic before and had both ends of the spectrum in terms of results, even had the face pic and been left disappointed so you can never be sure.

Offline ArtVandalay

"I'm coming down with the flu" might have been her way of letting you off the hook


Offline doughboy

Agree that this could be a negative because you feel she may have been ill all along and just not told you.
Then again if she felt worse in the time between last contact and your arrival then it should only be a neutral.  Your choice to abort so timewasting is not just her fault.
I've had very enjoyable punts with ladies who were still willing even if a little under the weather.

Calling her out as "ugly" by your subjective judgement without qualification is a little harsh, and for that to affect someone else's choice (do they have exactly the same tastes as you?) is a shame.
Personally I think Heidi (saw her over a year ago when she first appeared on the scene) is quite attractive if you like slender ebony faces (she's not from the mold of round, flat, dark features).  Her lips were neither thin nor overly full but very kissable. She has good teeth and well cared for eyebrows. Her eyes are bright and friendly and she is generally well groomed.
I loved her accent others might find it too French or posh.  She's intelligent and articulate.

Just adding details in case these are attractive to others or not, for a more informed decision to add or delete from h/l

I would go back if she were available when I am, may try to negotiate original rate to be cheeky.

The time between last contact and entering her flat was probably 30 minutes. The time between first contact and entering her flat was 1hr 30 mins. So, I'd be very surprised if she felt considerably worse between the time booking confirmed to time I turn up.

As I said, she may well have taken a look at me and decided she'd rather not spend an hour naked with me, maybe even found me as equally unattractive as I found her. And this thought did cross my mind. But taking into account I'm always well groomed, well dressed, I keep myself in good shape and not unattractive (fuck it, I'm actually handsome) I'd be surprised. Which then leaves the only other factor, which is that I'm an Indian bloke (I even told her this at the time of booking, so she knew). I don't hold any of this against her, my gripe being that I made my way across London and then given a bullshit excuse.

As for calling her out as ugly, we are all entitled to our opinion. One mans Cindy Crawford is another mans Susan Boyle. If you found her attractive, good for you. As for not providing details of her facial features, I wasn't there long enough to take note. All I knew was that I found her completely unattractive, even as far as ugly, and that's all that mattered. I haven't told anyone to remove from their HL, it's their call.


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"To my joy, she said 'ok, let's leave it then' and showed me out of the door."

Are you sure she didn't see your disappointment and let you off the hook as suggested earlier.  Seems a bit churlish to be delighted she had flu at the time but then come on here and give a negative for having flu. Granted if you had actually fancied her it would have been well worth a negative ... no dispute there.

Offline Philup2

I have to say I had a very enjoyable meeting with her last weekend.  It was quite a short notice meeting and she could only accomodate me for 1/2 an hour but what can I say, she is very attractive (in my opinion) has a very firm sexy body with a peachy arse and tasty pussy.  The only negative....  She had hair extensions/wig....  I will be back the next time she is down in Sussex