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Author Topic: The fluffy literary prize  (Read 772 times)

Offline Matium

Inspired by this:


An exotic beauty with blonde hair, tanned smooth skin, sparkling seductive green eyes and a very beautiful face.
Her body is so sexy that you don't know where to look, toned, tanned, and very fit with a fantastic firm pair of 32DD boobs, a slender waist, great tight ass and long sexy legs makes the perfect package standing at approximately 5.8". She will greet you wearing sexy lingerie and high heels that will take your breath away.



Perhaps UKP should sponsor a literary prize for fluffiest bit of tosh ever?

In this particular case, the WG gave herself away when she wrote "I won't go into details", a clear sign that she and the "punter" were one and the same.

But there are men, whether out of loneliness or naivety, who genuinely can't tell the difference between a punt and a date and will give their encounter with a WG an importance that it simply doesn't have.

Is this the fluffiest piece of purple prose you have ever read or do you know something even fluffier?

 :cool:


Offline NIK

Inspired by this:

Perhaps UKP should sponsor a literary prize for fluffiest bit of tosh ever?

In this particular case, the WG gave herself away when she wrote "I won't go into details", a clear sign that she and the "punter" were one and the same.

But there are men, whether out of loneliness or naivety, who genuinely can't tell the difference between a punt and a date and will give their encounter with a WG an importance that it simply doesn't have.

Is this the fluffiest piece of purple prose you have ever read or do you know something even fluffier?

 :cool:

Yes, I think we are on safer ground here rather than 'munter of the month'. Having said that perhaps someone will claim breach of copyright?   :lol:

I still maintain the greatest fluffy I ever read was a guy called 'Cornishman' on the Northern Angels site. All his reports were 10 out of 10 overnighters with different girls and read like love stories. If I could find any of his tosh you'd see what I mean. I was actually banned from being a member of their site by calling his reports into question. This was maybe ten years ago or so

It wasn't just Prossienet and Sheffield scene I used to piss off!   :sarcastic:

Offline NIK

Having said this I am aware there are bits of fluffiness in my book, but it was always 'realistic fluffiness', and my Neanderthal was always around to make sure it stayed that way.   :cool:

It we can 'borrow' stuff from PN (a rich source of bullshit reviews, as we all know) then the field opens up considerably

http://www.auto-censored.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=108826

http://www.auto-censored.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=110007

are two prime examples, for starters. Can these 'reports' of utter drivel have been written by actual men? Both remind me of the sort of flowery nonsense our friend with the initials RC specialises in.

Offline LL

He doesn't win any literary prizes for that - even if is "fluffy"!
This text could be written for any WG - it reads like a template for a bullshit review - just swap in alternative height and boob measurements and you have an instant review for the next girl!

In my opinion, there's nothing wrong with a bit of creative writing in a review.  If it's something I can get into and picture myself there.  However, this needs to be focusing on what was unique or special about the particular girl and not just generic drivel.

 

Offline Herecomesbod

I have an idea, and I might go on Dragon's Den.

We are well use to Google Translate, so my idea is prossie translate. This will allow a prossie to do a review of herself that is more punterish in language.

She would type in :

"Her fragrant figure was as voluptuous as a Pre-Raphaelite Goddess, with chestnut hair cascading over her beautiful breasts"

This would be instantly translated into Punterish:

"She did not sweat much for a fat lass, and had big tits"

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