I have an idea, and I might go on Dragon's Den.
We are well use to Google Translate, so my idea is prossie translate. This will allow a prossie to do a review of herself that is more punterish in language.
She would type in :
"Her fragrant figure was as voluptuous as a Pre-Raphaelite Goddess, with chestnut hair cascading over her beautiful breasts"
This would be instantly translated into Punterish:
"She did not sweat much for a fat lass, and had big tits"