Another one from back in January as I play catch up.
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External Link/Members Only£80 for 30 mins.
Well reviewed girl and noted by many for her lack of looks and sex appeal. But given the reviews I thought this would be fun and I fancied some homegrown action.
But YMMV perhaps describes it. Lookswise we are talking a 4 or 5 tops here. Facially just not attractive at all and poor use of make up does not help. With the rates she charges you'd think a trip to the salon even just for a wash a blowdry would be a weekly occupance but she has thin greasy hair. Not fat but not toned, a size 12 I would say with small tits. Claims to be 26 but I would add 10 years to that. Perhaps the truth lies somewhere in the middle at early 30's but no younger.
On arriving in the location no shower was offered as Alex was too concerned was babbling absolutely rubbish, why she thought a paying punter wanted to know any of this crap I do not know.
Eventually into OWO and this at least was decent. On with the rubber cowgirl, mish so far not to bad and I've almost forgot the inane bollocks she was spoutiing. Then into doggy and I'm hit by this terrible stench. She clearly hadn't showered between punts or since then morning. I then notice the long black hairs in her ass crack. And that's it, a step too far for me, I retreat, remove the mac and head for the bathroom. I compose myself grab my clothes and tell her thanks but that was enough for me. I was just a little shocked the smell the sight, once I saw her I should have walked but the window was open and I was there and ready. I thought she could be fun following the reviews but her lack of sex appeal and hygiene was just too much. Out I went into the night, I've probably made the money spent back in saved punts as this one broke my libido.
One mans trash is another's treasure I guess but for me, unless you don't mind paying to smash a munter who is probably up for most things this is one to side step, especially at those rates. Sorry if this sounds like a harsh review but 80 chaps should get you a certain standard, Alex should only be charging 40.
On checking her profile I see she no longer does 30 mins and is charging 150 per hour....
Topic: Naughty British Alex - London (Read 4264 times)