Birmingham - Lola Bliss Massage

[bentleyboybrum]

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Booked Lola for full body massage at Bliss Massage after being told she was one of the best....£120 for an hour so I was expecting a very very good service!!!

Place - easy to find in Harborne with plenty of street parking. House is just a "normal" looking place. Once inside I wanted to put on gloves....place is dirty....bathroom dirty and I'm pleased the bedroom was dim as it smelt of damp and sex (not in a good way)

Meet - Lola greeted me at the door.......First reaction....NOT HER in the photos on the website. Lola is at least a size 12 (I was told 8), her body has no shape or curves and if you like being massaged by a girl who stinks like an ashtray then you're welcome to her!!! Was offered a shower and felt dirtier when I came out of the shower than when I went in! The towel that I was given was damp.

Massage - Lola was described as experienced in erotic massage. It felt as if I was her fist client!!!!! She had no idea!!! The massage did not flow and the tease element was non-existent. I felt as if she had somewhere way better to be. Body to body was offered (extra £) and I had agreed. Mini me was trying his best but when she asked me to turn over he was at best half mast!
Then I got to see her shapeless body. Breasts natural but not firm. No eye contact and it felt as if I was client number 10 of the day! She gave frontal body to body and that just brought the ashtray smell closer to me (was thinking more about another shower than the massage). Her massage of mini-me was as if she was milking a cow......eventually came and she cleaned up as if it was nuclear waste.....went for another shower (closed my eyes but needed to get her smell off me) and escaped.

Verdict - Dirty place, fake photos, expensive and the massage was awful!!!! AVOID THIS PLACE

[goodolnick]

I have been there a few times and only been disappointed once although I accept it is expensive and fairly vanilla.......

Had a four hand with Lola a few weeks ago and actually thought she was OK ... seemed nice girl although I agree she is at least one dress size larger than the photos on the site.

I like variety so I would be waiting for q change in personnel before I found d my way there ago.

Sorry that you had a bad experience. I always have found the place clean, the communications very efficient and the ladies very pleasant.

[bentleyboybrum]

Hi - thanks - I'll keep looking at the website.
Should have made clear in my review......I went to Bliss a few times last year (when they were in a different place). I saw a girl called Mia - she was absolutely stunning.....an incredible body and skills that melted my mind and sent my body wild. She no longer works there (would love to know where she went)!! I just thought for the price I would get something similar in both looks and skills.......I felt very very let down!!!

[Parsifal]

I met Lola a few weeks ago and massage was one of the best I have had - I have been going to Bliss for over 5 years and never had a bad experience - OK I preferred the previous venue but current venue is spotless.

[Parsifal]

Bentley you are right - Mia was stunning

[Stapler]

I'm always suspicious of someone who joins and within an hour is posting a negative review as his/her first post!

[bentleyboybrum]

Hi
I guess I have been a happy/lucky guy up until now with no reason to post.......It's the first time I have actually felt cheated and felt I should share......sorry if my inactivity previously has given you cause for suspicion!!!

[Stapler]

Hi
I guess I have been a happy/lucky guy up until now with no reason to post.......It's the first time I have actually felt cheated and felt I should share......sorry if my inactivity previously has given you cause for suspicion!!!

You joined at 12:39 today!

Let's hear some of your happy encounters.

[bentleyboybrum]

Yes and no!!!!
I was so naive when I first joined this site (May 2016) I used my real name.....when I decided to post for the first time (today) I decided that was not a good idea........your choice to believe me or not.....I described the service I received.....some people have had a better service from her.....maybe I caught her on a bad day....but certainly it was bad enough for a placid guy to want to post....

[James999]

I'm always suspicious of someone who joins and within an hour is posting a negative review as his/her first post!

Often people are driven to report bad more than good, your "suspicions" shouldn't be used to discourage new posters from posting negative reviews 

[bentleyboybrum]

Thanks James.
All of my good experiences were with Mia at Bliss......anybody know where she went? She was incredible - both in looks and skill!

[vw]

Thanks James.

we dont here that often enough on this forum !

Anyway Bentley glad you shared your experience

[stevedave]

I'm always suspicious of someone who joins and within an hour is posting a negative review as his/her first post!

I can see your point, but I'm personally more wary of a first post being an overwhelming positive/love letter to the lass.

When I first joined, I felt I had to earn my stripes, so to speak, before reviewing.

[slimjim82]

£120 for a massage?

[tilly66]

Has anybody tried Luna from this establishment? she looks absolutely awesome.

[goodolnick]

... yes I have had a session with Luna and she does look great. All in all a very happy time with her.

I think we all know that Bliss is on the expensive side of things but it has always been a worthwhile experience for me apart from one occasion when the masseuse finished the job with half an hour to go .... to the great credit of Bliss the owner took responsibility for this and 'compensated' me with a heavily discounted four hand massage ..... and also said that the masseuse would be given extra training.

The best thing about Bliss (apart from very nice masseuses) is Fiona who takes bookings and sets up appointments. She is unfailingly efficient and polite.

[tsoli]

Hi, I've just done a reverse image search of the pictures of Lola from the Bliss website and they have been taken from a stock photo site so it's definitely not her (unless she's done modelling in the past).  For those who've actually been to see Lola at Bliss how close would you say she is to the pictures on site ?

[bentleyboybrum]

Hi
Having started this discussion and, despite some of the comments made, I've ACTUALLY SEEN LOLA. Thanks for your research.....guess I should have done that to prove my point. Lola looks nothing like her photos.....she is not the same size as the "model" in the photos and her body does not have the curves. I have used Bliss in the past (see my comments on Mia) and was treated to the very best massages I have ever had by a beautiful, skilled masseuse who actually looked better than the pictures on the website. Sadly, Lola is not beautiful or skilled and looks WAY WORSE than her photos! Interestingly, a friend of mine (much to my amusement afterwards when we discussed it) went to Bliss a week or so again and had a similar experience to mine......he was offered a discount by the masseuse to place a positive review on Google (and by the look of the sudden rush of positive reviews, he was not the only one)!
It sadly looks like this business is going down........be warned!