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Author Topic: Witch Happening! - too right  (Read 1470 times)

Offline potato

She should have joined at Halloween, definitely a Witch Happening! as she puts it...

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Bloody hell, the middle pic in her gallery is mislabeled!! that shade of pink lipstick has never looked good on anyone and as for the eye makeup, she seems to believe that you need to use it ALL in one go  :lol:


Offline Herecomesbod

Why?

I don't want a tongue in my mouth that has just licked my arse, especially the day after I have had a curry.

I don't want a tongue in my mouth that has just licked my arse, especially the day after I have had a curry.

Perhaps you could actually clean your arse rather than using your Y fronts as a back door sanitary towel?  Or are you still in nappies  :P

Offline Herecomesbod

Perhaps you could actually clean your arse rather than using your Y fronts as a back door sanitary towel?  Or are you still in nappies  :P

If I wiped my arse with my YFronts, my arse would get dirtier. It is only the skid marks that are stopping the pants from disintegrating.

Offline TaniaM

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If I wiped my arse with my YFronts, my arse would get dirtier. It is only the skid marks that are stopping the pants from disintegrating.

 :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:


Offline TaniaM

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Until you change your grundies and have a shower bloody right it is

Offline Herecomesbod

Until you change your grundies and have a shower bloody right it is

Don't worry my knob cheese usually distracts from the state and smell of my bum.

Offline TaniaM

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Are you trying to make me hurl?

Think I'd best retire from this topic before my dinner makes a reappearance

Offline Herecomesbod

Are you trying to make me hurl?

Think I'd best retire from this topic before my dinner makes a reappearance

 ;)

It is revenge for the worst prossie thread, and pretty much any link posted by HP

Offline Mystique46m

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If I wiped my arse with my YFronts, my arse would get dirtier. It is only the skid marks that are stopping the pants from disintegrating.

Just.

Sheer.

Class.

Offline TaniaM

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Waves bye bye ......................  :manhater: just for today

If I wiped my arse with my YFronts, my arse would get dirtier. It is only the skid marks that are stopping the pants from disintegrating.

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