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Author Topic: New one today, is she having a laugh?  (Read 3773 times)

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Offline Matium

In the photo of her going up the stairs, you can see the cellulite.

Eww,

 :vomit:

Women with cellulite should be banned from becoming WGs.

 :diablo:

Offline lovelysofia92

In the photo of her going up the stairs, you can see the cellulite.

Eww,

 :vomit:

Women with cellulite should be banned from becoming WGs.

 :diablo:

It is said that 95% women have cellulite. Barely any or horrible cellulite, doesn't matter, we still have it; I have it, all my 20 year old friends have it, it's a fact of life; the majority of women tend to have cellulite.

Maybe statements like this make a WG want to Photoshop the hell out of her pictures. :D


Online James999

It is said that 95% women have cellulite.

I've probably been with a lot more women than you and I've rarely encountered cellulite,

Do you have cellulite ?


Offline lovelysofia92

I've probably been with a lot more women than you and I've rarely encountered cellulite,

Do you have cellulite ?

Well then you've been quite a lucky guy.

Yes, I do have cellulite, but as I said, it doesn't have to be monstrously deformed to be considered cellulite; there are different stages of cellulite.

From barely there, like this:



To full on cellulite:



It may not be noticeable at all times, but under bad lightning (such as a changing room) I can definitely see it.

I think the very few women that can say they have absolutely no cellulite are almost always athletes, dancers etcetera.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2013, 06:31:53 PM by lovelysofia92 »

So did any of you expect a 38 old woman to not have any cellulite? I am pretty sure even many famous fashion models have it at this stage...since when demands from WGs are higher than from pro fashion models?  :dash:

Offline Dani

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cellulite can be kept at bay a bit but not forever.  Needeling can help break it up and after a few sessions (may I add painful sessions) there is a remarkable improvement.  My arse used to be really bad with cellulite as I lost a lot of weight as I used to be huge but now has only a few little bits that I am still having worked on with the tissue stimulation.
hormones play a large part in it.  which is why men rarely get it.  it is also seen quite a bit in people who diet fast and hard.  It is also supposed to be caused by stress.  it also depends on how your body deposits fat.  For instance someone with a smallish top half and a fatter bottom half will have more cellulite as the body does not deposit the fat evenly throughout the body so cellulite tens to cling to those areas.

It does look awful but apart fro liposuction or the needeling there is not much a woman can do about it.

Online Jimmyredcab

It is said that 95% women have cellulite.

Not 20 year olds.    :rolleyes:

Offline Louise 100% British

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cellulite can be kept at bay a bit but not forever.  Needeling can help break it up and after a few sessions (may I add painful sessions) there is a remarkable improvement.  My arse used to be really bad with cellulite as I lost a lot of weight as I used to be huge but now has only a few little bits that I am still having worked on with the tissue stimulation.
hormones play a large part in it.  which is why men rarely get it.  it is also seen quite a bit in people who diet fast and hard.  It is also supposed to be caused by stress.  it also depends on how your body deposits fat.  For instance someone with a smallish top half and a fatter bottom half will have more cellulite as the body does not deposit the fat evenly throughout the body so cellulite tens to cling to those areas.

It does look awful but apart fro liposuction or the needeling there is not much a woman can do about it.
. Are you talking about dermo roller?

Online James999

. Are you talking about dermo roller?

Oh Fuck, here we go "Pro$$ie make up tips"  :dash:

What next Cake recepies  :scare:

Offline k

Maybe statements like this make a WG want to Photoshop the hell out of her pictures. :D
It looks to me as if that photo has been post-processed, even if just to sharpen it up - the edges of her clothing have an unnatural white border round them.

Offline Louise 100% British

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Oh Fuck, here we go "Pro$$ie make up tips"  :dash:

What next Cake recepies  :scare:

Hardly, I asked her if the needling she was talking about is dermaroller.
Men and women have it done!!
Hardly a make up tip, someone sticking needles in you!  :rolleyes:

Offline lovelysofia92

Not 20 year olds.    :rolleyes:

Of course that most 20 year old girls don't have BAD cellulite unless they're overweight, but it is almost always there. As I've said, unless you're a 7 days a week gym bunny, you're probably going to have a bit of cellulite.

What I think happens is that you guys don't necessarily notice it that much as we're known to be a lot more critical.


Online Jimmyredcab

Of course that most 20 year old girls don't have BAD cellulite unless they're overweight.

I wouldn't know about that, I have never seen a fat girl naked ---------------- and I have no plans to do so.   :sarcastic:

Online finn5555

It is said that 95% women have cellulite. Barely any or horrible cellulite, doesn't matter, we still have it; I have it, all my 20 year old friends have it, it's a fact of life; the majority of women tend to have cellulite.

Maybe statements like this make a WG want to Photoshop the hell out of her pictures. :D

Maybe they all have it but it looks  :vomit: :vomit:

Offline Cactus

Oh Fuck, here we go "Pro$$ie make up tips"  :dash:

What next Cake recepies  :scare:

I do make a mean carrot cake if you're interested?  Send me a PM and I'll pass you the recipe.

Online James999

I do make a mean carrot cake if you're interested?  Send me a PM and I'll pass you the recipe.

I can't send you a PM with the new restrictions in place  :blush:

Offline Cactus

I can't send you a PM with the new restrictions in place  :blush:

Say what now? New restrictions?

Offline loner

I dun mind abit of cellulite to be honest specially if they are mid 30s milfy types mmmm


Offline Melb

CREAMCAKE
Take 50g of cellulite, a teaspoon of sperm and drizzle them with urine.
Mix together using a vigorous tossing motion.
Bake in a tagine for 9 hours and consume with a hookah.

Offline Lori

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CREAMCAKE
Take 50g of cellulite, a teaspoon of sperm and drizzle them with urine.
Mix together using a vigorous tossing motion.
Bake in a tagine for 9 hours and consume with a hookah.

 :vomit:

Offline Tailpipe

He's to good with words that boy I to could taste it   :vomit:


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