AnastasiaLuxPage - Canary Wharf - Beached Whale Review Part 1

[killerbees]

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Damage: £200 for one hour

Having read previous reviews of this brasses attitude and experienced her attitude first hand one must assume that I am a glutton for punishment. In my defence I was completely titmatised by her Linsey Dawn Mckensieesque mammaries.
I would sell my first born, if I had one, for a night of carnal knowledge with Linsey Dawn and this brasses phsyique is the closest that I have ever seen to hers.

This brass has to be one of the most laziest, arrogant specimens I have had the misfortune of meeting.
Her attitude stinks. Her service is abysmal and she must go through life with fluffies telling her that her shit smells of roses.
That's the only reason I can think of her arrogant persona.
Yes her tits are great but thats it! Her fanny has more hairs on it than Tina Turners afro. And it was not clean.
I'm too fuming to even give her the actual benefit of a review. Because there is no review to give.
She sat there like the queen of sheeba expecting me to do all the work after I was the one who had paid for the service!
Laboured 69 with her massive frame on me and she covered my cock with a rubber even after I had a shower and she states owo.


Please do not punt this waste of space.
PM me if you want to see the initial texts.

[Brazilian Martian]

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Damage: £200 for one hour

Having read previous reviews of this brasses attitude and experienced her attitude first hand one must assume that I am a glutton for punishment. In my defence I was completely titmatised by her Linsey Dawn Mckensieesque mammaries.
I would sell my first born, if I had one, for a night of carnal knowledge with Linsey Dawn and this brasses phsyique is the closest that I have ever seen to hers.

This brass has to be one of the most laziest, arrogant specimens I have had the misfortune of meeting.
Her attitude stinks. Her service is abysmal and she must go through life with fluffies telling her that her shit smells of roses.
That's the only reason I can think of her arrogant persona.
Yes her tits are great but thats it! Her fanny has more hairs on it than Tina Turners afro. And it was not clean.
I'm too fuming to even give her the actual benefit of a review. Because there is no review to give.
She sat there like the queen of sheeba expecting me to do all the work after I was the one who had paid for the service!
Laboured 69 with her massive frame on me and she covered my cock with a rubber even after I had a shower and she states owo.


Please do not punt this waste of space.
PM me if you want to see the initial texts.

Damn that's a waste of two bills feel for you here. You just have to bounce back and find a decent provider to get over this nightmare

[killerbees]

Damn that's a waste of two bills feel for you here. You just have to bounce back and find a decent provider to get over this nightmare

Cheers bro. I should have canned it when she sent a snarkey text, those tits sucked me in though.

[Brazilian Martian]

Cheers bro. I should have canned it when she sent a snarkey text, those tits sucked me in though.

What txt did she send you ?

[Brazilian Martian]

I'm gonna attach her pics just in case she tries to change profile this will also help punters avoid seeing this nasty puta

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[killerbees]

What txt did she send you ?

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To give some context, when I first called her she was in a bar so it was very noisy. She said she would be available in half an hour. So I sent what I thought was an alright text just to confirm, and you can see her reply! Tells you everything about her attitude and should have been enough of a red flag.

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[Brazilian Martian]

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To give some context, when I first called her she was in a bar so it was very noisy. She said she would be available in half an hour. So I sent what I thought was an alright text just to confirm, and you can see her reply! Tells you everything about her attitude and should have been enough of a red flag.

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She has that attitude because like you said maybe her regulars blow smoke up her ass, telling her how they are honoured to meet a porn star and how she's the best prossie in the world.

That text message shows that she's a real bitch with a poor customer service manner

[killerbees]

She has that attitude because like you said maybe her regulars blow smoke up her ass, telling her how they are honoured to meet a porn star and how she's the best prossie in the world.

That text message shows that she's a real bitch with a poor customer service manner

For real. I've had lazy prossies before but this was the worst attitude I've experienced by far. Like proper arrogance, her tits are great but shes chunkier than her pics. I got the impression she hates escorting for what ever reason.

[Ludwig]

...Tells you everything about her attitude and should have been enough of a red flag...

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Sorry you had a shit punt ... 

As you say, her text alone should have been reason enough to bail. "I don't stop what I'm doing for nobody"  ...  Seriously ?

I run my own business - If I responded to innocent & genuine customer enquiries like she did, I'd be out of business within a week
 
She's clearly something of a self-obsessed cunt

It seems that the little brain took the lead here

Anyway, thanks for the heads up 

Best of luck in your next punt 

[king tarzan]

Man you got to be crazy paying £200 smackers for this pig!

[PleadInsanity]

Looking at the pics I can see why the OP got sucked in, although over my price limit for an hours punt.
But after reading the review/texts etc she sounds like a cunt of the highest order, sorry to hear it was such a let down OP and thanks for the review.

[Brazilian Martian]

Looking at the pics I can see why the OP got sucked in, although over my price limit for an hours punt.
But after reading the review/texts etc she sounds like a cunt of the highest order, sorry to hear it was such a let down OP and thanks for the review.

I wonder how long it takes for her to get wind of this negative feedback, I'm expecting a few new profiles to spring up and post glowing reviews of her trying to do damage control for her

[PleadInsanity]

I get a feeling it probably won't be long.........

[pumps]

Fucking hell what a useless arse she is, glad this review came in when it did.. I have been contemplating visiting her.


any punts that are £60 or more I have a no non-sense rule, if there is anything but good customer service during the inquiry/booking text/phone calls I abort without hesitation.

[Type_O_Negative]

She did a few photo sets/videos for WeAreHairy.com, her pussy looks like a massive bush in amazon forest...

[3HK]

She is very defensive and insecure. Mental issues like I said previously,  she is one of my fav pornstars  and I probably would go for it if the reviews were positive.

Sounds like a terrible experience, £200 for covered oral, awful

[carlsen]

Looks like I got lucky because her attitude was spot on for me and the sex was great. Oral was uncovered, she deepthroated me until her eyes teared up. Also she let me film for £50 extra. You can't have any complaints about her physically because she's been in so many porn films so you should know what you are getting. Personally I think she is very attractive and the right sort of curvaceous. Or at least she was a few months ago. It's conceivable that she has put weight on since.

[Brazilian Martian]

Looks like I got lucky because her attitude was spot on for me and the sex was great. Oral was uncovered, she deepthroated me until her eyes teared up. Also she let me film for £50 extra. You can't have any complaints about her physically because she's been in so many porn films so you should know what you are getting. Personally I think she is very attractive and the right sort of curvaceous. Or at least she was a few months ago. It's conceivable that she has put weight on since.

That's the thing with punting some guys have good punts others have bad ones, I recommended a colombian prossie last year who I had a great time with. Then two other members from this forum visited her and had awful punts.

[king tarzan]

 Working girls vary customers to customers

[Brazilian Martian]

Working girls vary customers to customers

So true but they should treat every one the same as it's still providing  customer service

[king tarzan]

So true but they should treat every one the same as it's still providing  customer service

But they don't

I have asked

Some say customers have hygiene problems
Some say bad breath
Some say real bad arrogant manners if any to be honest

Far as I am concerned works both ways

[killerbees]

Working girls vary customers to customers

This is true but that doesn't mean it should be tolerated. The brasses service should be the same if Brad Pitt or Stephen Hawking walks through their front door. Or in Hawking's case wheeled. We are funding these girls lavish lifestyles so the least we can expect is decent service. This wg had a stinky attitude from the off. She said she offers pse but didnt give me owo. She didnt even let me kiss her.
I am no Brad Pitt but I'm not Ricky Dennis from the Mask either and I'm in decent shape so this YMMV doesn't wash with me. It sounds like an excuse for the brass to justify a shit service.

[king tarzan]

I fully understand your point.
Example Sophia_lawrence does not kiss men with bad breath?
Can you blame her?
Antonia escort told me if men font pay extra for certain services then why should she fo them?
It's a two way cohesion. ..
I sent too women not shaved looking like a tramp they refused too see me..
I got the message went hair cut clean shaved and of the two same women individually got excellent gfe.. ( with deep tongue wrestling of course)
I learned my lesson and go fully clean shaved smelling nice..
We would not like a woman to have bad breath?
Bad body odour?
Rotten fish smelling mango?
Hairy arm pits?

OF COURSE WE WOULDN'T

[killerbees]

But they don't

I have asked

Some say customers have hygiene problems
Some say bad breath
Some say real bad arrogant manners if any to be honest

Far as I am concerned works both ways

These sound like minors to me

offer a shower
have mouthwash in bathroom

I've punted girls with questionable hygiene as well.
If this forum has highlighted anything it's that the vast majority of bad and arrogant manners come from the wgs and not the punters.

[king tarzan]

These sound like minors to me

offer a shower
have mouthwash in bathroom

I've punted girls with questionable hygiene as well.
If this forum has highlighted anything it's that the vast majority of bad and arrogant manners come from the wgs and not the punters.

Natalie fox showed me arrogance bad manners I just left after a heated exchange of words..

Simpletto! !!

[Brazilian Martian]

These sound like minors to me

offer a shower
have mouthwash in bathroom

I've punted girls with questionable hygiene as well.
If this forum has highlighted anything it's that the vast majority of bad and arrogant manners come from the wgs and not the punters.

Well said

[Zweihander7]

Fucking hell what a useless arse she is, glad this review came in when it did.. I have been contemplating visiting her.


any punts that are £60 or more I have a no non-sense rule, if there is anything but good customer service during the inquiry/booking text/phone calls I abort without hesitation.

This 1000%.

For 200 smackers for an hour, you should accept nothing less than the girl acting like the sun shines out of your arse

[carlsen]

Refused to kiss you? Wow. Sounds like you had a completely different experience to mine. I had one of the best experiences I've had- PSE in places, with role play etc. Having said that I paid at her early rates. Maybe she resents putting her rates down? She did post on her AW profile complaining that she doesn't make as much money as people expect of porn stars. Shouldn't affect service, of course.

[pumps]

Refused to kiss you? Wow. Sounds like you had a completely different experience to mine. I had one of the best experiences I've had- PSE in places, with role play etc. Having said that I paid at her early rates. Maybe she resents putting her rates down? She did post on her AW profile complaining that she doesn't make as much money as people expect of porn stars. Shouldn't affect service, of course.

Why did you feel the need to post twice in OP'S negative review of your positive experience ? About a waste of space prossie......  Feels underhand.

Just write your own review and call it a day.

[Brazilian Martian]

Why did you feel the need to post twice in OP'S negative review of your positive experience ? About a waste of space prossie......  Feels underhand.

Just write your own review and call it a day.

Loooooool he has form of doing this as well he done this on her other negative, maybe he should be monitored for white knighting 

[pumps]

Loooooool he has form of doing this as well he done this on her other negative, maybe he should be monitored for white knighting 

Indeed whenever there is a negative review and I've seen carlsen was the last reply


It's a given that his post will be stating  what a jolly good time he had with her and that nothing OP experienced matched his visit 

[Brazilian Martian]

Indeed whenever there is a negative review and I've seen carlsen was the last reply


It's a given that his post will be stating  what a jolly good time he had with her and that nothing OP experienced matched his visit 

Who knows he could be like hardcorebanger and just lucky and brings out the best in these girls 

[James999]

Man, she is one hard face old woman, I've seen friendlier / better looking women at the Romanian Car wash 

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[James999]

Maybe she resents putting her rates down?

Perhaps she looked in the mirror, she's clearly well past her sell by date 

[king tarzan]

Man, she is one hard face old woman, I've seen friendlier / better looking women at the Romanian Car wash 

The only woman who looks more frightening than this mingher is the mother of boxer rocky marciano. .

[The_Don]

Refused to kiss you? Wow. Sounds like you had a completely different experience to mine. I had one of the best experiences I've had- PSE in places, with role play etc. Having said that I paid at her early rates. Maybe she resents putting her rates down? She did post on her AW profile complaining that she doesn't make as much money as people expect of porn stars. Shouldn't affect service, of course.

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[Brazilian Martian]

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  brilliant

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I  knew he was dodgy from his first post/ review on ukp.

Glad I reported that twat.

[The_Don]

I  knew he was dodgy from his first post/ review on ukp.

Glad I reported that twat.

Challenging The Dodgy   

[pumps]

Challenging The Dodgy   

I think it was reading that thread plus his decision to shit  in this thread twice which made me push the button to report him   

[lewishamguy]

I  knew he was dodgy from his first post/ review on ukp.

Glad I reported that twat.

That twat has done all his 13 reviews just within a month.

[sparkymark0001]

Fuck me! I must thank the lord for preventing me from visiting her! What a self absorbed bitch!

That 200 quid is stil with me, she had the cheek the email me and ask why i hadnt left feedback. She does even remember how rude she was to me. She needs to get over herself asap....

[Candyman]

If she were anything like Linsey Dawn McKenzie I would tolerate a cuntish attitude even for £200, but LDM this lady most certainly isnt. Not only were LDM's tits bigger in absolute terms (prior to reduction/enhancement), she had a much much better body. This lady is obese below the waist.

[Candyman]

If it's a Linsey Dawn body you want then look for Eleyna in Farnborough. She has the closest proportions of any girl I have seen. She's also a moody cunt too though 

[peter purves]

If it's a Linsey Dawn body you want then look for Eleyna in Farnborough. She has the closest proportions of any girl I have seen. She's also a moody cunt too though 

She's back on AW webcam also if he (or anyone else) requires a sneak peak

[killerbees]

If it's a Linsey Dawn body you want then look for Eleyna in Farnborough. She has the closest proportions of any girl I have seen. She's also a moody cunt too though 

Cheers, do you have a link?

[peter purves]

Cheers, do you have a link?

Here you go:

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[killerbees]

Here you go:

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Thanks. Those are whopper mammaries.

[EnglishRebecca121]

250ph not 200

[scutty brown]

this womans makeup and clothes make me think of circus animal trainers - she looks like someone who scares big cats for a living