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Thou shalt not bareback prostitutes, especially fat minging ones  :P
« Last Edit: May 15, 2013, 08:02:51 PM by WestCountryLad »

Offline Herecomesbod

Thou shalt not book a druggie

Thou shalt not book someone Horizontal Pleasures has previously booked  ;)

Thou shalt not book someone Horizontal Pleasures has previously booked  ;)

 :drinks:

Don't punt if wasting large amounts of money worries you.

Applies to both forms of punting.

LOL Very true

And in both forms half the whispers you hear are complete bollocks

Though if your having a punt tomorrow at York in the sprint handicaps in races with more than 12 runners look for the horses draw high


Offline James999

Thou shalt not book someone Horizontal Pleasures has previously booked  ;)

His recomendation for a pro$$ie is the kiss of death for her income  :hi:

Thou shalt not book someone Horizontal Pleasures has previously booked  ;)

you are being very rude to me. Why? Please apologise.


His recomendation for a pro$$ie is the kiss of death for her income  :hi:

you are being very rude to me. Why? Please apologise.

I hope the few ladies on here who I have met will refute this.

Most people who read them have commented positively on my FRs. We favour different ladies. I would not dream of condemning your tastes, except James whose reports I have not seen. Neutral about them.

You're a dirty old barebacker arent you HP

Offline Herecomesbod

We favour different ladies.

My point, so no apologies needed or given. I am sure you would not like my preferred punt of a young, size 8, and pretty Hungarian or Polish prossie who insists on condoms for sex.

Offline Tailpipe

I am sure you would not like my preferred punt of a young, size 8, and pretty Hungarian or Polish prossie who insists on condoms for sex.


You read my mind as that's exactly what I am talking about Polish Size 8 is good never had a bad one yet.

Ten commandments

TRUST NO FUCKER!!!!! (repeat ten times)

Offline seeker

Thou shalt NEVER tell a pro$$ies her prices are to low and to put them up  :thumbsdown:

Offline Ali Katt

Never punt for the sake of it.

- some may disagree, but I used to punt even when I didn't need to and I'd have been better off having a wank. What followed was usually a mediocre punt with a girl I didn't really want to fuck.

Offline portable

Don't create an imaginary scenario, or dwell on what it will be like beforehand. Reality doesn't work like that. You won't enjoy yourself if you go in with a 'list' of things to do, for trivial things like positions for sex etc. Save that thinking for specific scenarios like dom/sub sessions with someone you've met before.  ;)

If you are hesitant because of the amount you're about to spend, then don't spend it.

If you're seeing someone for the first time, go in with zero expectations. Assume it'll be an average, perhaps even a bad time.

As for the meeting itself, the best advice I can give is that I always try and avoid the girl's "ten commandments" by first asking her "what don't you like doing?" as that feels like more of an ice-breaker and puts her a little at ease, in that she doesn't feel so mechanical reciting her list, and is aware that I know she might not do certain things, etc.  :hi:


Offline Herecomesbod

Thou shalt NEVER tell a pro$$ies her prices are to low and to put them up  :thumbsdown:

Never actually type pro$$ie, most of us are British and, unless we are in countries who have dollars as currency, we do not spend $ on any prossie.

Plus the "joke" is old and predictable.

Offline rpg

Never actually type pro$$ie, most of us are British and, unless we are in countries who have dollars as currency, we do not spend $ on any prossie.

Plus the "joke" is old and predictable.

Not just me then! I've always thought pro$$ie was pathetic, predictable and boring.

Offline Herecomesbod

Not just me then! I've always thought pro$$ie was pathetic, predictable and boring.

No mate, the term reminds me more of school sniggering than actual the language of a punter.

Offline smiths

Thou shalt NEVER tell a pro$$ies her prices are to low and to put them up  :thumbsdown:

Agreed, just as i wouldnt tell my Gas supplier to please raise my prices i wouldnt do so in punting.

Someone on here posted fluffies dont exist, they do and a classic example was a punter in MK who had a number of his punts cut short so lost out on time. He posted to resolve this problem he would be prepared to pay more. I replied what a stupid thing to post, its a very weird thing to do in my view, talk prices up, and doing it on a forum is madness. The SP involved posted shortly afterwards that they were considering a £10 an hour price rise which never happened in the end in MK, but they did raise their prices by that amount in London. Not saying the punter was responsible for that but it certainly does other punters no favours.

So yes not talking prices up is most certainly a punting commandment in my book.

Offline mh

His recomendation for a pro$$ie is the kiss of death for her income  :hi:

I've previously castigated HP for his barebacking, but I don't think this statement is true. He's bringing these ladies to the attention of those lurking here who would never admit their desire to BB fatties! And it's not like most of the rest of us would have punted them, is it?

He has also unwittingly alerted me to a girl in my area who was on my local hotlist but did BB with him, though she doesn't publicise it. I have now blacklisted her, so thanks for the info, HP...

Offline IluvPussy

Thou shalt NEVER tell a pro$$ies her prices are to low and to put them up  :thumbsdown:
Want sane punter would ever advise a WG to put up her price? I mean if she starts off below or at local average, find she is always in demand, and then decides to up her rates, fair enough.
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