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Offline Ali Katt

We all know some (piss-poor) prossies rattle off the ten commandments before you've even unbuttoned your shirt. For those that don't know what I mean, a prossies ten commandments are usually "I don't do this" "only touch me there" "only with a regular" etc and are a massive turn-off.

What would be your words of wisdom or punting rules to pass on to punters (or prossies)
Mine are:

* There's nothing classy about sucking cock in a bathroom stall in Rhyll. So,prossies stop saying you are classy.

* Always have a back-up plan.

* Always be prepared to walk if you don't like what you see.

Offline itk

Couldn't agree more about walking away if you're not happy with what you see. Had to do so many times with EE girls being switched in Norwich.

Online AnthG

Never bank on an escort for a booking in advance. Expect them to cancel at the last moment or just not show up or show up late almost every time.

Always keep your watch on during a booking. Escorts run of this weird internal clock that is a little bit slow at the start of an hour and a little bit fast at the end of an hour. You cannot do anything about the start but you can about the end.

A new one I have found that is not really a commandment but more a tip. If you want A-Levels a little mini vibrator, or even butt plug as a little gift to her at the start of the booking is your god.

A girl gets loosened up so to speak from the vibrator and is then more willing to do the full As.

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Offline mh

A new one I have found that is not really a commandment but more a tip. If you want A-Levels a little mini vibrator, or even butt plug as a little gift to her at the start of the booking is your god.

A girl gets loosened up so to speak from the vibrator and is then more willing to do the full As.

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I wouldn't extrapolate one experience into a general rule!! I think you just got very lucky there. I cannot imagine many girls who won't do A-levels changing their mind and they probably wouldn't even use the vibrator anally either.

By the way that link shows a discontinued product. Don't know how much you paid, but it could be a waste of money.

Online smiths

NEVER think with my dick, it helps to have a reliable plan B with this i have found.

If i am not 100% sure i go elsewhere, sadly not infallible but its a good rule of thumb in my view.

Unless i know, trust and/or respect the punter giving feedback on a WG i am interested in punting with i view all FB as made up.

If a WG shows any hint of coldness or answers with one word replies or in a monotone voice when i am enquiring on the phone i go elsewhere. If she was ok at this on the phone but in person behaves as above from when she opens her door to me i walk nowadays. It was probably someone else i spoke to. Only the very sneaky sly WGs keep up the pretence of being friendly until they have my money, at which point they turn into cold harridans. Fortunately not a common occurence.

If i here any men in the premises when the WG is supposed to be an Indie i wouldnt go in nowadays, if i only hear them later on it puts me off my stroke. If a WG has security they shouldnt be seen or heard unless needed.

Good WGs dont grow on trees so if i meet a good one i lap up her service as much as i can knowing many WGs have literally disappeared overnight and i had wished i had punted with them more.

Offline IluvPussy

* Always have a back-up plan.
* Always be prepared to walk if you don't like what you see.
The first rule of punting is - Be prepared to walk.
The second rule of punting is - Be prepared to walk.

Could've saved myself a fortune if I hadn't learnt it the expensive way.
Banning reason: Previously banned for making pedo allegations

Offline Ali Katt

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If a WG shows any hint of coldness or answers with one word replies or in a monotone voice when i am enquiring on the phone i go elsewhere. If she was ok at this on the phone but in person behaves as above from when she opens her door to me i walk nowadays. It was probably someone else i spoke to. Only the very sneaky sly WGs keep up the pretence of being friendly until they have my money, at which point they turn into cold harridans. Fortunately not a common occurence.
If I am seeing a new girl I always insist on a phonecall before meeting her. You can tell a lot. I have seen foreign girls who give short replies over the phone, but have been great in flesh and chatty. I think you can tell if the girl is a bitch, arrogant or doesn't care though. 

Offline Nickp

Mine are in no particular order:

No fatties
Don't be afraid to walk
Don't take anything that contains your personal information
Only book a lady that had non photoshopped pictures
If they have MySpace angle pictures she's a fatty trying to hide the gunt, don't let the dick rule
Lately I've found from personal experience I'm looking for English ladies only due to B&S stories
Ask for her to be in a set colour underwear, if she's not in that she might be pimped and walk immediately

I have many more but maybe I'm just paranoid, but I'd rather miss a few punts and ensure the ones I do attend live up to expectations.

Nick

Offline Ali Katt

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Don't take anything that contains your personal information
This is a great one. Often forgotten. Also, don't give out personal details such as: your real name, where you work etc.

Offline lovingfacials

Leave no physical or other 'marks' on me - that means


Physical
No biting - lovebites etc
No scratches
No clawing


Other

No glitter
No lipstick
No make-up/perfume on my clothes

AND NEVER TEXT/PHONE ME

Offline lovelysofia92

Mine are in no particular order:

No fatties
Don't be afraid to walk
Don't take anything that contains your personal information
Only book a lady that had non photoshopped pictures
If they have MySpace angle pictures she's a fatty trying to hide the gunt, don't let the dick rule
Lately I've found from personal experience I'm looking for English ladies only due to B&S stories
Ask for her to be in a set colour underwear, if she's not in that she might be pimped and walk immediately

I have many more but maybe I'm just paranoid, but I'd rather miss a few punts and ensure the ones I do attend live up to expectations.

Nick

I'm having great difficulty understanding this one.

Online AnthG

Mine are in no particular order:

No fatties
Don't be afraid to walk
Don't take anything that contains your personal information
Only book a lady that had non photoshopped pictures
If they have MySpace angle pictures she's a fatty trying to hide the gunt, don't let the dick rule
Lately I've found from personal experience I'm looking for English ladies only due to B&S stories
Ask for her to be in a set colour underwear, if she's not in that she might be pimped and walk immediately

I have many more but maybe I'm just paranoid, but I'd rather miss a few punts and ensure the ones I do attend live up to expectations.

Nick
:lol:

Thats brilliant, are you sure you are not Red Alert on a new account?

Offline mh

I'm having great difficulty understanding this one.

No, I hardly think it's foolproof. I suppose he could mean:

- it isn't the girl that answered the phone and she didn't get the message passed on to her, so must be pimped
- pimped girls only have one set of pants
- a girl who forgets your request is probably pimped

I've asked some WGs (with no indication that they are pimped or controlled) to wear particular outfits that they show in their photos and it's only been successful a fraction of the time.

Still new so not much experience but from what I learned I will try to stick to:
 
- always confirm services included before handing over the cash
- walk if she is not what she is supposed to be
- don't trust anything that has photoshop involved

I am sure I will come up with more but these seem enough for now if I can stick to them!

The first rule of punting is - Be prepared to walk.
The second rule of punting is - Be prepared to walk.

Could've saved myself a fortune if I hadn't learnt it the expensive way.

And I thought it was just me who learnt the expensive way  :dash:,  now I seem to be walking a lot as there are so many B&S scams but I keep looking  :cool:


Online James999

It's quite common to request / agree things in E mail and when the meet takes place it is evident the girl has no ida what was in th eE mails as someone else was communicating (pretending to be her)

Also, if you've agreed say red underwear and she opens the door in black, then she clearly doesn't give a fuck about providing the service requested / agreed, and as such you should walk anyway  :hi:

Ask for her to be in a set colour underwear, if she's not in that she might be pimped and walk immediately
I'm having great difficulty understanding this one.

Offline Nickp

No, I hardly think it's foolproof. I suppose he could mean:

- it isn't the girl that answered the phone and she didn't get the message passed on to her, so must be pimped
- pimped girls only have one set of pants
- a girl who forgets your request is probably pimped

I've asked some WGs (with no indication that they are pimped or controlled) to wear particular outfits that they show in their photos and it's only been successful a fraction of the time.

Not something she's got in her photos unless is sexy or unusual.
I ask what she has in "stock" and take it from there. Fully aware most pictures contained borrowed outfits for a shoot.

Offline Nickp

:lol:

Thats brilliant, are you sure you are not Red Alert on a new account?

Not me, must do a search on his posts.

Offline lovingfacials

It's quite common to request / agree things in E mail and when the meet takes place it is evident the girl has no ida what was in th eE mails as someone else was communicating (pretending to be her)

Also, if you've agreed say red underwear and she opens the door in black, then she clearly doesn't give a fuck about providing the service requested / agreed, and as such you should walk anyway  :hi:

Its also an indication how much time they leave between punts ( for example .........I ask for Stockings suspenders & fuck me boots, but Hurry Up Harry has been in before me asking for her to be a nun, no time to shower and change - one of us is pissed off!

Me when she opens the door in a nun outfit

It's quite common to request / agree things in E mail and when the meet takes place it is evident the girl has no ida what was in th eE mails as someone else was communicating (pretending to be her)

Also, if you've agreed say red underwear and she opens the door in black, then she clearly doesn't give a fuck about providing the service requested / agreed, and as such you should walk anyway  :hi:

Happened twice out of my what...5 punts...both times requested specific clothing - showed up seeing something completely different. Should have walked from both in hindsight and would have saved 200 quid for a great punt...hopefully the worst punts of my life if I start following basic rules, rather than listening to the horny Mr down there. :dash:

Offline mh

Not something she's got in her photos unless is sexy or unusual.
I ask what she has in "stock" and take it from there. Fully aware most pictures contained borrowed outfits for a shoot.

I'd say that if she doesn't even have the underwear that is in her photos then that's more of a sign of not being an indie and therefore potentially being pimped. Or that the photos are old and the underwear has long since gone to the bin ;)

I have some sympathy with WGs who take bookings via both email and phone and may forget to record what they agreed to in a call or email with a particular punter, especially if they have a high proportion of no-shows and timewasters to contend with. Of course the best girls will make scrupulous notes but that's hardly the norm and I don't expect it as to expect it would invite disappointment. But it's nice when they do appear wearing exactly what you asked for.

Offline manc36

Be prepared to walk, if she has agreed to wear something then she best have it on. If she can't even be arsed to dress as agreed then it's pointless. Always respect the woman but don't take any bullshit, say if something isn't right for you. I can't do with fake tits and photoshopped pics either, so stay well clear.

I also no longer fuck miserable, boring women, whether that's a WG or regular girl. I like women who smile and have a sense of humour. Also I never, ever pay over, what I think - is a fair price.

If possible I like to punt early doors and try and keep well away from any girl that I think may be pimped too.

Request no smell of smoke.
Request no smell of perfume.
Trim fingernails.
Brush dandruff off your collar, if any.
Take a nice small token gift to break the ice, you are a guest even if a paying guest, for an intimate encounter.
Park round the corner so she (or her pimp) do not get your car number or get more than minimal attention from neighbours.
Punctuality.
Keep an underarm deodorant in the glove box and use it before arrival.
Dispose of parking meter tickets before you go home. Ditto print-out of Google map if you use them.
Take all belongings when you leave. (Spectacles, Testicles, Watch, Wallet - think about it).

If you have somewhere to stash it take your own lube or moisturiser so that when you get home you have no unfamiliar smells. It also helps to be prepared for the surprise getting a slippery finger into the lady. Works every time for me.


Online jackdaw

Don't punt if wasting large amounts of money worries you.

Applies to both forms of punting.

Offline Jimmyredcab

If it appears too good to be true then it probably is. 

If in doubt, leave it out.

Don't let your cock rule your brain. 


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