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Lesser_of_2_weevils

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Spent an hour and a bit with Lana on Valentine's Day at her place in Shawlands. Parking can be challenging but I found a space nearby and walked the short distance to her close. Lana was generous with her time and rate owing to an earlier call-off, albeit for good reasons on her part. The entrance to her flat is immaculate and you never feel uncomfortable walking to or from her place. The flat itself is lovely, and the mood she conjures up with her candles and lingerie simultaneously puts you at ease and gets the blood pumping to all the right places.

Lana is a lot of fun to spend time with. I enjoyed her company and would recommend that anybody reading this gets in touch with her to find out how much fun she is to be around. She's whip-smart, a raven-haired beauty with pretty eyes, got a playful sense of humour, owns cracking lingerie and has a nice figure (peachy tush, nice thighs and lovely dark nipples). Tight in all the right places too.

Sex was fun. Great, slurpy OWO to begin. Then my turn on her. She seemed to be enjoying it and at one point thought I was in that James Bond film with Xenia Onatopp as Lana gave my head a good squeeze with those lovely thighs of hers just as she was coming. In between a moan or two she panted at me to get on top of her, which I did of course. Came too quickly but was fucking enjoying myself. Some pillow talk followed and she gave me a good few belly laughs, put some interesting imagery in my head with some role playing, and then she generously offered to go again. I thought we were finished at this point but she was charitable with her time and encouraged me to get behind her on the bed. Gave her a pounding from behind in doggy, then she lowered herself towards the bed with me still inside her. Pounding recommenced and the sound of skin slapping skin accompanied all of her groaning and moaning. Condom was slick to the touch after I pulled out. Came into the bag on both occasions while I was inside her. Had another chat as we reclothed and was sent on my way with an affectionate kiss. Vendi, weenie, vici. That's it. That's what happened.

I made an arse of things by forgetting my wallet due to a bout of post-sex stupefaction. Lana immediately let me know and we eventually sorted it out despite my bumbling and stumbling attempts to get it back. Water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned. Lana is fine and that's the main thing. Anyway, apparently I'm not the first punter to forget something immediately after seeing Lana ;-)

Will I see her again? Of course.The thrills she gave me are the reason I wanted to dip my big toe into the world of punting. The cherry on top was the laughs and chat. Thanks, Lana. To sum it up, she's great. Find out for yourself.

If I've missed something important out that can help other punters make their minds up then let me know. I think it's clear what my impressions of Lana are, but as I'm new to punting as well as sharing an account of the rough and tumble to a forum afterwards I may have missed something out or overlooked an important detail.



 
« Last Edit: February 23, 2017, 04:43:13 pm by Lesser_of_2_weevils »

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I made an arse of things by forgetting my wallet due to a bout of post-sex stupefaction. Lana immediately let me know and we eventually sorted it out despite my bumbling and stumbling attempts to get it back. Water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned. Lana is fine and that's the main thing. Anyway, apparently I'm not the first punter to forget something immediately after seeing Lana ;-)
what age are you...10? :bomb: :wacko:

Offline TommyMoundfrigger

what age are you...10? :bomb: :wacko:
He prattled on about this on another thread. I almost lost the will to live  :dash:

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He prattled on about this on another thread. I almost lost the will to live  :dash:
:thumbsup: I know..a complete disaster..like I've said b4..I fuckin despair at some ppl..newbies or not :dash: ..then sticks this up..which should have been a separate review anyway ..instead of a half arsed one stuck on the end of some half canned eejits one  :wacko:

« Last Edit: February 23, 2017, 10:04:38 pm by Clattypats »

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Lesson of 2 weasels...I don't think we really needed to hear the about the wallet again. :blush: :dash: :music:
« Last Edit: February 23, 2017, 11:12:53 pm by Courtney »

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lesser of two brain cells more like  :D :D :lol:.
Just as well he didn't forget his false teeth ...
he'd be starving by the time he got them back  :dash:

Offline DickDiver

what age are you...10? :bomb: :wacko:

Nah. His driving license was in the wallet to prove he wasn't 10. Proving instead that he's a tit.

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Lesson of 2 weasels...I don't think we really needed to hear the about the wallet again. :blush: :dash: :music:
Ano..Fuck me..I've heard enough..Happy punting to the simpleton! :crazy: :crazy: :bomb: I fucked up..But I'll mention it again..Am i in a parallel universe or somethin unbelievable! :wacko:
« Last Edit: February 24, 2017, 12:39:44 am by Clattypats »

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Guys. Give the fella a break. He's admitted to his errors and sounds genuine.

Stop the unnecessary put downs. Onwards and upwards "Lesser" , shit name though bud.

Offline The Man With No Name

Stop the unnecessary put downs. Onwards and upwards "Lesser" , shit name though bud.

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Guys. Give the fella a break. He's admitted to his errors and sounds genuine.

Stop the unnecessary put downs. Onwards and upwards "Lesser" , shit name though bud.
I agree, that sort abuse would put some off putting reviews on

Offline perfect 10

+2. The guy made some bad errors of punting and errors of judgement. However, he has realised his mistakes and taken your advice on board . There's no need to continually berate him over and over again

mavgoose

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The biggest error he made was mentioning the whole wallet saga on here. It should have been dealt with privately.

Anyways , I look forward to the next review Lesser.

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i think most of the comments have been made in a
humerous way as well as giving advice to Weevils ,
dont see any nasty replys  :thumbsdown:
Keep punting and reviewing Weevils and dont forget your wallet  again and dont
what ever you do take any  id  to a punt   :drinks:
« Last Edit: February 25, 2017, 09:21:36 am by seeker »

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Shagging - serious business!

Thought this whole punting lark was supposed to be a fun, hassle-free experience!? I know, I know - I can hear the carping already 'Well that's what you get for leaving your wallet and false teeth behind ya diddery old fuck!' I'll bring some post-it notes and donepezil the next time to remind me to pick everything up, including my stick and teeth. And if I make the same mistake again and need to air my dirty laundry on here? I guess I'll just need to Bob and weave the verbal jousting and take my lumps.

If anyone asks me what my first three punts were like I'll say they were magic (Ella x2 and Lana). But the 4th? Oh fuck, what a memory! I don't know to which member I should attribute the review, though. Going to be a neutral, I'm afraid! Sure, I got fucked but I also felt a bit degraded afterwards, although there were some laughs for sure. So, neutral. Fair's fair. Tongue firmly in cheek here, which is easy when you have nae teeth.   

Anyway, if I'm any more contrite I won't need to see any WGs as my two balls and cane will have shrivelled up to become a fanny.

On a serious note, thanks for the advice and pointers. I fucked up, got called out on it (quite rightly), sorted it out and now it's time to draw a line under it. I only brought up the wallet again in this Positive thread so that anybody reading my OP in the Neutral thread on Lana would subsequently see that she resolved it without any major hassle. Not because my wallet per se was the important part of this whole saga!


 






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Stop the unnecessary put downs. Onwards and upwards "Lesser" , shit name though bud.

Class.  :rolleyes:

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i think most of the comments have been made in a
humerous way as well as giving advice to Weevils ,
dont see any nasty replys  :thumbsdown:

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: Oh aye the #informative bantz...just hilarious :crazy:...and haven't seen any nasty replies???...urgent appointment with an optician required :thumbsup:

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Get the 4th visit / neutral review done then Lester

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Get the 4th visit / neutral review done then Lester

who the fucks Lester .?

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