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Author Topic: Your Ideal Prossies Personality  (Read 6082 times)

Offline Hetfield

Actually, when there was the private board I posted a topic about what men looked for in an escort:

i.e: makeup, dress size, fake tan, gfe or pse, natural look vs fake look etc etc.
I remember most of my responses were guys preferred natural.

Natural definitely. DOn't get me wrong, it's nice to look at a complete stunner, but a natural beauty is far more sexy. Not plastered in makeup, tits like balloons and the rest of the nine yards.

I used to date one girl that looked as good without makeup as she did with it, in some lights, she looked better without it. She just had such a fantastic natural complexion.

To me, I'm not a fan of fake tits. Sure they look great in tops, but when exposed, most don't look as good as the real thing (although the very expensive ones look damn close!). And I prefer smaller than larger too. A nice B cup is better, to me, than a D. A C is just about perfect.

Age is also, for the most part, irrelevant to me. Sure, I tend to punt with the under 25's, but hey, I'm over 30 and I'm paying for it - I want what I normally can't have! But I've seen some over 30's that trounce a girl ten years younger than her!

Offline Louise 100% British

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Natural definitely. DOn't get me wrong, it's nice to look at a complete stunner, but a natural beauty is far more sexy. Not plastered in makeup, tits like balloons and the rest of the nine yards.

I used to date one girl that looked as good without makeup as she did with it, in some lights, she looked better without it. She just had such a fantastic natural complexion.

To me, I'm not a fan of fake tits. Sure they look great in tops, but when exposed, most don't look as good as the real thing (although the very expensive ones look damn close!). And I prefer smaller than larger too. A nice B cup is better, to me, than a D. A C is just about perfect.

Age is also, for the most part, irrelevant to me. Sure, I tend to punt with the under 25's, but hey, I'm over 30 and I'm paying for it - I want what I normally can't have! But I've seen some over 30's that trounce a girl ten years younger than her!

Occasionally I think I want a boob job, but then other times I think I really wouldn't want to go through the pain of having it.
Not sure if I would medically be allowed plastic surgery because I have vonwilebrans, so possibly wouldn't be safe.
Luckily the man upstairs wasn't to tight with my bra size lol :)

Offline ManBat

Occasionally I think I want a boob job, but then other times I think I really wouldn't want to go through the pain of having it.
Not sure if I would medically be allowed plastic surgery because I have vonwilebrans, so possibly wouldn't be safe.
Luckily the man upstairs wasn't to tight with my bra size lol :)

DON'T DO IT! natural is always better!
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Offline smiths

No matter hwat you write you wont get anyone to change how they work.  If they are the sort to not give s shit then they wont.  if they have a caring personality and want their client to enjoy himself they will adapt to each person.

Saying what you want on a forum will never change how someone acts.  It just doesn't happen.  It is a nice thought though and I do so hope you meet someone who works who you want them to but that is less likely if you only use agencies as they tend to have a set way they like girls to work.   Try a well reviewed Indie and you might well be surprised at how they act towards you, after all they are actually getting their whole fee and have not been told what to do and what not to do.  You can also get a feel for their personality buy actually being able to talk to them on the phone and emailing and explain what you are looking for in a booking.  That way you have more chance of getting what you want.

Good post, WGs either have a good attitude or they dont, nothing will change a bad one, especially chucking more money around, as i know to my financial cost. I would replace the word caring for being professional myself, i wouldnt know if they care, i do know a professional WG when i meet one though.

DON'T DO IT! natural is always better!

god yes... hope more girls read that!

Offline smiths

And the award for the longest post in the history of ukp goes to..... Drum roll...... AnthG. Congratulations anth, you have won a 3 month membership to match.com, which should come in handy as it's painfully obvious you want a partner rather than a prossie.

Classic Jock, i think RAT posted a longer one though, fuck me it was boring, i nodded off at least three times while trying to read his utter shit. :lol: ;)

Offline Louise 100% British

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DON'T DO IT! natural is always better!

Well yes, but then sometimes I look at photo shopped photos and get taken in by it!

Offline portable

Looks, Personality, Attitude, Intelligence, Sex skills...



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Offline AnthG

Classic Jock, i think RAT posted a longer one though, fuck me it was boring, i nodded off at least three times while trying to read his utter shit. :lol: ;)
It genuinely did not feel that long of a post when typing it out.

I am not sure if I would want the record of the longest typed post on UKP so will leave that one to RAT.

Offline kenw1

Occasionally I think I want a boob job,

Louise you certainly do not need a boob job your figure is just perfect.

Offline haystacks79

OK, after a bit of thinking...

Looks
As natural as possible, beyond that I struggle to define what I find attractive! At one time I would have said tall girls, but to be honest that really doesn't matter. If it makes sense, someone who is comfortable with who they are and the way they look is far more attractive to me than someone trying to make themselves something that they aren't. A confident bearing is also very attractive.

Personality
I'm naturally rather shy, so I like a friendly girl, someone that can put me at ease and make me feel relaxed. Ideally someone that will fill in gaps in the conversation but not be overbearing so that I feel I can't join in easily. And someone that I can have a bit of a laugh with, so ideally a sense of humour that compliments my own.

Attitude
A good one! Ideally one who is determined to do their best to ensure that you have a good time with them, always giving their best during your time with them. A confident attitude with regards their work, and able to take the lead when I need it.

Intelligence
Doesn't really matter, as long as we can find something to talk about to help me relax.

Sex skills
Confidence and a sense of fun. One who knows what works for them as well.

Offline Louise 100% British

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Louise you certainly do not need a boob job your figure is just perfect.

Thankyou Ken,
Much appreciated, but as I said I am not one for pain.
I trust you are well, it has been a while :)

Offline lovingfacials

Just like Mrs LF. :D

Hold on I may of misunderstood the question :D

Offline portable

Natural definitely. DOn't get me wrong, it's nice to look at a complete stunner, but a natural beauty is far more sexy. Not plastered in makeup, tits like balloons and the rest of the nine yards.

I actually prefer fake tits to be "like balloons", (off the top of my head, porn stars like Sara Jay, Shyla Stylez or even Donita Dunes at the extreme end of the spectrum) Purely because bigger breasts are better enhanced. It's when you get women with small/average breasts who get boobs jobs and end up with really firm, 'average' sized breasts that don't move. Those are the ones I'm not keen on at all. Literally rock hard most of the time. Or maybe the girls I've met/seen just went to see a crappy surgeon, as there are a few porn stars with naturally small breasts who have had boob jobs who end up with reasonably natural looking larger breasts (Laura Lions for example)






DON'T DO IT! natural is always better!

Agreed.

I think my perfect prossie would be a naturally busty young blonde with blue eyes who has a scouse accent and a big bum. She would do owo-cim. I had a regular who was nearly perfect, she was from manchester  :yahoo: lol jk. sadly, she and another regular who was from sweden have retired it seems. Attitude? I like a friendly, chatty girl. Who sounds like a girl and not a man. More submissive then domineering. She would eat Mcdonalds rather then be a veggy. Ideally would support Arsenal and we could talk about philosophy and politics.  :hi:


Agreed.

I think my perfect prossie would be a naturally busty young blonde with blue eyes who has a scouse accent and a big bum. She would do owo-cim. I had a regular who was nearly perfect, she was from manchester  :yahoo: lol jk. sadly, she and another regular who was from sweden have retired it seems. Attitude? I like a friendly, chatty girl. Who sounds like a girl and not a man. More submissive then domineering. She would eat Mcdonalds rather then be a veggy. Ideally would support Arsenal and we could talk about philosophy and politics.  :hi:

Arsenal struggling at the moment - just wanted to rub it as a chelsea fan haha :))

Offline smiths

It genuinely did not feel that long of a post when typing it out.

I am not sure if I would want the record of the longest typed post on UKP so will leave that one to RAT.

Your posts are far more interesting than "hi peeps" crap. That person was barking, probably literally. ;)

Offline baltar

Probably a girl who looks and fucks as good as this
... And who I can afford. Impossible I know. lol
« Last Edit: May 14, 2013, 10:06:18 PM by baltar »

Arsenal struggling at the moment - just wanted to rub it as a chelsea fan haha :))

Nice 4-1 win tonight that we needed. Now to beat Newcastle and sink Spurs' hopes for another year  :angelgirl:

Wish i was in Amsterdam for tomorrows final.  :drinks:

Offline Melb

God Anth, you are King Fluff  :)


Offline Lz-129

Louise you certainly do not need a boob job your figure is just perfect.

No, you certainly don't need to tamper Lou! As ken says your perfect up top :thumbsup:

Offline kenw1

Thankyou Ken,
Much appreciated, but as I said I am not one for pain.
I trust you are well, it has been a while :)

I will be a lot better when I cum and see you on Thursday afternoon for some fun. :)

Ken

Trying to get this back onto Anth's OP, AW's usually my starting point for my Specialised Subject: "[Usually Blonde] English MILFs, aged 38 - 50 in Pro$$i£ years".  Having got there, they've obviously got to be attractive to me, but one of the things I always look for in their Profile is something else that we might have in common besides the sex. 

For example, because I was attracted, among other things, by the sense of fun this Profile https://www.adultwork.com/840912 exuded, I recently booked Roxy a couple of days before Mrs Thatcher's funeral for a session on the day of the funeral.  I said that I wanted a session in which the grief that the nation seemed to be feeling could be wiped from my mind for an hour.  Roxy replied to that request in the way that I hoped she would; and, sure enough, I didn't give a single thought to the ceremonial events in London while I was with her! :D


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