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Author Topic: Your Ideal Prossies Personality  (Read 6084 times)

Offline AnthG

Just as a bit of fun, and I don't think this topic has been done before but I was just wanting to start a topic to hear what people would describe as their ideal prossy. I am curious if people start coming out with the same things or if each are all widely different.

I know people say down and dirty in terms of services but how about just as the other stuff; e.g do you want someone classy and refined who will basically knows her red wines from her white, but then in the bedroom does OWO as a champion. A girl next door doing this just for some extra cash she desperately needs, but still does OWO as a champion or the down and dirty bimbo who has been shagging since she first knew she could and does OWO as a champion. So hopefully people now know what I mean. OWO as a champion is on all three so what about the other parts of what you go for if you could choose.

I will start with my ideal prossy so you can get an idea.

Looks; if possible a red head, either true ginger, or blonde/brunette died red with that auburn red died haired girls have.

But just anyone who doesn't wear much makup but if she does its pretty well blended foundation so you could think she doesn't wear any and that is much it. No fake tan (if she naturally looks white as a ghost, then she just goes with it and doesn't fake tan it).

The sort of girl where if she was in college and you were she would be the hot one all guys lusted over but tried to be friends with and would not be the slutty looking one all guys thought a few drinks and they've got her that night bent over a table.

Personality; Chatty to the point of never shutting up. The sort where if you sellotaped her lips shut she would start "hmming" sentences as she cannot stop talking.

Someone who laughs at your jokes like you are a real Eddie Izzard but in reality there are tumble weeds rolling by. And someone who comes back with her own (even lame) witty jokes on the same subject as ones you have just made unwitty jokes on.

Someone who has ambitions, she does not see prossying as the highlight of her life. She sees this as a means to an end and is doing it just to get the funds to do what she really wants.

Attitude; I know this may sound weird using this as a description type but the attitude I like is big sistery type. As in that type of supportive attitude a big sister has. Which sounds weird describing it in a sex subject sentence but I hope people know what I mean by that. As in that sort of girl who acts supportively like your big sister does.

And by this has sex with you giving you tips and pointers to help out with other prossy bookings or with real life civvie girls.

Not someone who thinks she is gods gift to prossying. And strives to be the best prossy in the world. Or thinks you are blessed and lucky by being in her presence. Or sayings end of time get lost. Never mentions the words "business relationship" in a booking. I am sorry but if you are a business women by being a prostitute I am a Paratrooper for booking.

I also do not want a girl who start talking about shoes or handbags or makup choices and the like and the I was looking at this handbag and would not be seen dead in it so looked at this one and got this. I want someone who is not into superficial appearance improving tosh and bangs on about it ever.

I do not want someone who talks about Apple stuff just because its a fashion accessory. I want someone who will get a good phone. So no superficial appearance talk.

The reason why is if she starts talking about superficial talk like the above the bubble bursts and the GFE experience is shattered as it hits home she will be looking for some Brad Pitt lookalike and nobody else. So if the GFE experience bubble burts she has to be pretty good at the Porn star experience which rarely any girls are. So superficial talk no rebook from me.

Intelligence; Probably a controversial one on my end so I will split this one in two, as I personally have two extremes of what I like. The first is thick as thick can be. The sort of thick who thinks the Eiffel tower is an alcoholic beverage, Or Joseph Stalin was the villain from a 1960's Batman episode, but is happy, content and funny about her lack of knowledge on subjects. She does not act stuck up when you point out she is wrong. She finds her lack of knowing Joseph Stalin's a Russian dictator funny herself.

But the important thing is she still wants to better herself. So she is thick, but she says she is doing a course on becoming a.... finish the sentence with whatever, i.e a day care for the elderly course or something.

The other extreme is the extreme geek; someone who if you said you were considering upgrading your Sandy Bridge to either an Ivy Bridge or a Haswell she will start talking about the merits of Bulldozer.

I want no stuckup thinking they are so intelligent girls who start looking down at you if she say something stupid yourself. I want her to laugh it off either as she knows I am a geek and that is what geeks do, and that she can be a geek and say stupid things too, or as she knows she says something stupid herself regularly so makes fun in a nice manor and not looking down.

Sex skills; Someone who has tried pretty much most things going with a "boyfriend" down the line but is currently single (or at least that is what she says to you). So she is someone who gives the impression she will try more extreme stuff not right out the bat on your first booking but will do it after a few rebooks after she "trusts you". So basically two/three punts in out comes the DFK (if not offered from the start) and the likes of A-Levels if she knows you wont go crazy and Rocco Stiffredi on her if given the chance.

As in make it feel like she is not doing wild crazy stuff with every guy who asks.

So that is mine. Does it fit with any others? The one I am curious most about is do people want girls who if you say something stupid she will point it out in a 'I'm really clever and thus can do any job and not just a prossie' which many prossies on forums do. I personally think that is the worst quality to have bar none. And the second worst quality is someone too much into appearance as then you know she hates your guts basically as you don't fit with her high desires or esteem.

Offline AnthG

Addendum; And to add to attitude. Her idea of a classy meal is getting a Domino's Pizza instead of her regular 12" Pepperoni from Pronta Pizza. :)
« Last Edit: May 14, 2013, 03:14:12 PM by AnthG »

Offline smiths

Friendly and enthusiastic with a smile on her face, and who offers what was agreed on the phone when i booked at the price agreed.

She could be as thick as two short planks for all i care, being smart isnt essential to me. Being attractive to me obviously is.

Curious6705

I want a WG to be Professional, happy, confident, attractive, enthusiastic and energetic - but all of those I think could be bracketed under professional and attractive. I'm seeing her as a punter and her personality is part of her real life and none of my business.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2013, 03:45:07 PM by Curious6705 »

Offline AnthG

So to ask, in terms of extending on the word enthusiastic, do you guys like very chatty girls or is that just unique to me?

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So to ask, in terms of extending on the word enthusiastic, do you guys like very chatty girls or is that just unique to me?

enthusiastic does not mean chatty. It means she acts like she wants to do what she is doing and does so happily and without having to be prompted every few minutes

So to ask, in terms of extending on the word enthusiastic, do you guys like very chatty girls or is that just unique to me?

For me the ultimate would be a Christina Hendricks look alike (I don’t think the real one is available)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/27038cb38191b92fac232f91be70c296/tumblr_mlkpqcFRuS1r9wv5mo1_500.jpg

nothing against the Kate Moss type but given a choice….

I know most guys could not care less if the girls talk as long as they give good service but it’s something I enjoy, and this is where I have a problem with the EE girls. It’s amazing how quickly the perfect English on the ‘phone vanishes as soon as you ask for something, so ability to speak English is a must.

Professionalism, I’m paying my hard earned money so I expect a good service, we both know where we stand, it’s not a relationship but an hours escapism. Many WGs  seem to think providing a service is a chore and really we should just say Hello, give them the money and leave….yeah right!  :dash:


Offline Cactus

And the award for the longest post in the history of ukp goes to..... Drum roll...... AnthG. Congratulations anth, you have won a 3 month membership to match.com, which should come in handy as it's painfully obvious you want a partner rather than a prossie.

Offline AnthG

And the award for the longest post in the history of ukp goes to..... Drum roll...... AnthG. Congratulations anth, you have won a 3 month membership to match.com, which should come in handy as it's painfully obvious you want a partner rather than a prossie.
No I genuinely was not meaning it like that.

Given the selection we can go for many different types of women in this hobby. So what is it that people would go for?

I cannot be the only one who does not care how a girl acts as long as she is good looking. I have booked with some attractive girls who were a cold as night personality wise.

Plus it was just meant as a bit of fun topic to see what people go for.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2013, 05:45:13 PM by AnthG »

No I genuinely was not meaning it like that.

Given the selection we can go for many different types of women in this hobby. So what is it that people would go for?

I cannot be the only one who does not care how a girl acts as long as she is good looking. I have booked with some attractive girls who were a cold as night personality wise.

 :thumbsup: +1

I will not write a long post but as long as the girl talks sensible English, doesn't moan for no apparent reason, is chatty, is smiling as much as she can considering the fact she is being done by someone she has never met,  doesn't go straight for "fuck me" from the door - this would be a great punt even with maybe not the most stunning looking girl... :drinks:



I cannot be the only one who does not care how a girl acts as long as she is good looking. I have booked with some attractive girls who were a cold as night personality wise.


No offence AnthG but you contradict yourself quite a few times in your long post and have just contradicted yourself by saying you dont care how a girl acts as long as she is good looking

I think you have some self esteem issues and inferiority and superiority complex,

I could go through this on a point and point issue

But you remind me of a friend who when I was married complained to me and my wife that he couldnt meet women (He was a bit of a major bloater by a nice guy) so the wife set him up with one of her friends who was lovely lady but with a bit of extra weight (Size 16 with huge tits and was a good fuck but thats another story)

He moaned that she wasnt good looking enough and he liked slim blondes who took care of themselves and then moaned on that women didnt look beyond the fact he was fat and couldnt see he was a nice guy

I had to tell him to take a long fucking look in the mirror

Offline AnthG

No offence AnthG but you contradict yourself quite a few times in your long post and have just contradicted yourself by saying you dont care how a girl acts as long as she is good looking
I read that line back that I typed and thought it could be perceived that way but then was not sure. But due to the forum going down I could not edit my post to make it clearer. (the forum only allows you a minute or so to edit your post and after that its uneditable)

I mean as in when I book someone I am after a certain personality type. And I am curious of the personality type others go for in a booking. Or do people not really mind on the personality type they get? I genuinly thought people would want a certain personality of their ideal booking.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2013, 06:07:55 PM by AnthG »

Offline Dani

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I read that line back that I typed and thought it could be perceived that way but then was not sure. But due to the forum going down I could not edit my post to make it clearer. (the forum only allows you a minute or so to edit your post and after that its uneditable)

I mean as in when I book someone I am after a certain personality type. And I am curious of the personality type others go for in a booking. Or do people not really mind on the personality type they get? I genuinly thought people would want a certain personality of their ideal booking.

Anth you say you like chatty women but not women who
'Not someone who thinks she is gods gift to prossying. And strives to be the best prossy in the world. Or thinks you are blessed and lucky by being in her presence. Or sayings end of time get lost'

yet you booked someone for an overnight who did just that.  expected you to be happy with hardly any sex and told you times up she is sleeping now regardless of what you wanted or paid for, so I think to you do contradict yourself without realising it.

There is a big difference between a prossie having self confidence and a prossie having a bad attitude who doesn't give a shit what you want and thinks you should be grateful to see her.  I think you confuse the two as someone who is self confident will be self assured but will also know how to treat someone else well.  She doesn't need to boss others around as she is comfortable with who she is.

I do think as you lack self confidence yourself you are booking women who are not self confident as such but who have a rather bad attitude and have no pride in their work.  Just my opinion of course but I have seen (time and time again) women like this really take the piss out of nice guys like you and get lots of money out fo them for hardly any effort put in

Offline AnthG

Anth you say you like chatty women but not women who
'Not someone who thinks she is gods gift to prossying. And strives to be the best prossy in the world. Or thinks you are blessed and lucky by being in her presence. Or sayings end of time get lost'

yet you booked someone for an overnight who did just that.  expected you to be happy with hardly any sex and told you times up she is sleeping now regardless of what you wanted or paid for, so I think to you do contradict yourself without realising it.

I am off work for most of this week and just woke up in a sort of melancholy mood today so was thinking of what would be my perfect prostitute I could ever book and then just thought about making it a fun topic so people can swap ideas for a bit of fun. I never perceived the topic would be taken negatively when typing it out.

Yes the girl I booked on Sunday did a few things in my don't like list. But she also did a lot in my likes list. Ideally I would like to book a girl who does everything in my likes but I don't think such a girl exists.

So I was thinking what would be the perfect prossie I could theoretically book and looking for others theoretical opinions.

To be honest, probably unintentionally it was maybe also deep down another one of my 'so escorts would read it and think to themselves, ok I will act like that in bookings' type of topics I do every now and again to try and get what I am hoping for from bookings from girls. Hence also why I called it Prossie in the topic. As a tell-tale sign I am posting in a manor to get escorts to read a topic and act on it.

As a topic title of "what is your ideal escort personality" will not be read by WGs as much as "what is your ideal prossie personality". Just seems to be a word which attracts people to read your topic.

Offline Dani

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No matter hwat you write you wont get anyone to change how they work.  If they are the sort to not give s shit then they wont.  if they have a caring personality and want their client to enjoy himself they will adapt to each person.

Saying what you want on a forum will never change how someone acts.  It just doesn't happen.  It is a nice thought though and I do so hope you meet someone who works who you want them to but that is less likely if you only use agencies as they tend to have a set way they like girls to work.   Try a well reviewed Indie and you might well be surprised at how they act towards you, after all they are actually getting their whole fee and have not been told what to do and what not to do.  You can also get a feel for their personality buy actually being able to talk to them on the phone and emailing and explain what you are looking for in a booking.  That way you have more chance of getting what you want.

Offline Louise 100% British

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I am off work for most of this week and just woke up in a sort of melancholy mood today so was thinking of what would be my perfect prostitute I could ever book and then just thought about making it a fun topic so people can swap ideas for a bit of fun. I never perceived the topic would be taken negatively when typing it out.

Yes the girl I booked on Sunday did a few things in my don't like list. But she also did a lot in my likes list. Ideally I would like to book a girl who does everything in my likes but I don't think such a girl exists.

So I was thinking what would be the perfect prossie I could theoretically book and looking for others theoretical opinions.

To be honest, probably unintentionally it was maybe also deep down another one of my 'so escorts would read it and think to themselves, ok I will act like that in bookings' type of topics I do every now and again to try and get what I am hoping for from bookings from girls. Hence also why I called it Prossie in the topic. As a tell-tale sign I am posting in a manor to get escorts to read a topic and act on it.

As a topic title of "what is your ideal escort personality" will not be read by WGs as much as "what is your ideal prossie personality". Just seems to be a word which attracts people to read your topic.

I read your report, and it didn't seem like a great overnight imo.
If I am with someone for a night, then I don't work the next day, I allow myself recovery time, whether it is from lack of sleep, alcohol or a mix of the two.
Sounded like she did too much talking, and not enough of an actual service.
If you ever do it again, I would say go for a day date, they can be so much fun, and don't mess you up (sleep wise etc) the next day.
Not only this but you actually get more time to do things: Like when someone comes to mine, we have a glass of wine, a meal indoors etc.
I actually find these to be in higher demand than overnights and do at least 2 a month.

I am off work for most of this week and just woke up in a sort of melancholy mood today so was thinking of what would be my perfect prostitute I could ever book and then just thought about making it a fun topic so people can swap ideas for a bit of fun. I never perceived the topic would be taken negatively when typing it out.

Yes the girl I booked on Sunday did a few things in my don't like list. But she also did a lot in my likes list. Ideally I would like to book a girl who does everything in my likes but I don't think such a girl exists.

So I was thinking what would be the perfect prossie I could theoretically book and looking for others theoretical opinions.

To be honest, probably unintentionally it was maybe also deep down another one of my 'so escorts would read it and think to themselves, ok I will act like that in bookings' type of topics I do every now and again to try and get what I am hoping for from bookings from girls. Hence also why I called it Prossie in the topic. As a tell-tale sign I am posting in a manor to get escorts to read a topic and act on it.

As a topic title of "what is your ideal escort personality" will not be read by WGs as much as "what is your ideal prossie personality". Just seems to be a word which attracts people to read your topic.

Deep down it sounds like a cry for help from a guy with some major issues

Offline Uglybugball

Just as a bit of fun,

That's what punting is all about...IMHO.   :hi:

Looks;

Fresh looks with minimal make up. Ideally long hair down to her arse, if shorter, nicely cut in to shoulder length. Body in proportion to her overall size. If size 16/18 can look gorgeous if she moves well and knows it.

Personality;

Big one for me this one. Must have a good element of fun, cuteness and confident about her sexuality. Fun to be around, able to respond to your world, at least during the session.

Attitude;

An escort that is pleased to see you and makes you the centre of her attention. Not brassy and full of herself (harder to tame, but achievable). Unrushed and able to allow the session to develop with the odd sexy surprise thrown in...making you want her more...

Intelligence;

I like an escort to converse and try to know you a little before jumping on you.  :) Not try to overly impress you, even though she may have better knowledge about a particular subject than you. Someone who you could learn something from, ie: different countries visited or a different way of fucking:hi:

Sex skills;

Must be an absolute sex siren in bed. Move well, anticipate your needs/desires, find out what you like best and go with the flow...and as already said, chuck in a few sexy surprises.


Offline AnthG

Deep down it sounds like a cry for help from a guy with some major issues
Christ it was meant as just a fun topic.


Offline Louise 100% British

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Christ it was meant as just a fun topic.

Actually, when there was the private board I posted a topic about what men looked for in an escort:

i.e: makeup, dress size, fake tan, gfe or pse, natural look vs fake look etc etc.
I remember most of my responses were guys preferred natural.

Offline AnthG

of course it was.
You are beginning to earn your username.  :dance:

(I meant that as a friendly jibe BTW)
i.e: makeup, dress size, fake tan, gfe or pse, natural look vs fake look etc etc.
I remember most of my responses were guys preferred natural.
Yeah, you are right, I had forgot about that topic.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10004
« Last Edit: May 14, 2013, 07:15:05 PM by AnthG »

No problem AnthG

I am a complete bastard, I dont sugarcoat anything I am afraid   

And if you did find your perfect prossie

I would lay even money that you would be bankrupt and subject of restraining order within 4 weeks........

Offline seeker

Good looking ,size 6-8 over 5'5" and enthusiastic and fucks like a champion  :kissgirl
My needs are simple  :hi:
Thats all i require

Offline smiths

So to ask, in terms of extending on the word enthusiastic, do you guys like very chatty girls or is that just unique to me?

I love a chat if its dirty talk and general gutter talk while punting, and a regular chat in the breaks i need or in the WGs own time after a punt. Not as a timewasting tactic.


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